Martians on the Moon I
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Richard Nixon
When Richard Nixon was elected President, he had a grudge against actor Marlon Brando. So, he decided to launch a nuclear spaceship at the set of Godfather I, and blame it on the late Jimi Hendrix's funky hair. |
The Spaceship Misfires
Due to gremlins inside Nixon's nuke spaceship, it misfired and hit the planet Mars. The Martians had no where to go. They did not go to their moons because they were inhabited by wild hamsters. the Martians. |
The Plan Begins
The Martians decided to move to our moon. In order to fool the galaxy into thinking they're not incompetent for letting a spaceship blow up their planet, they made a hologram of Mars. That's why the Mars Polar Lander never succeeded--there was no Mars to land on. In the mean time, NASA, the CIA and the nation of Luxemborg decided to take this oppurtunity to take over the world!! |
