Billy Blanks-Psychic Gypsy

Billy Blanks, creator of the excercise video "Tae Bo", is a psychic gypsy. After all, who in their right mind would name their kid Billy Blanks. He created "Tae Bo" in order to start the genocide of The Martians on the Moon

The city of Anchorage, Alaska is really a military base for the Martians on the Moon. They are disguised as caribou for the purpose of spying on the civilized world. After all, if you saw a caribou looking at classified files in the pentagon, would you want to do anything about?

Using rules of physics discovered by Proffesor Stephen Hawking, Billy Blanks has learned that if 7,387,528 people do "Tae Bo" in time, it will cause the destruction of Anchorage. This destruction will destroy the Martians on the Moon currently on Earth. That will allow the psychic gypsies, and Dan Quayle, to take over the world!!!