Dan Quayle-Head Psychic Gypsy
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Dan Quayle Memo
The following is a memo by Dan Quayle, proving he is a psychic gypsy: mE dAN KwAAl mE tEEl u mE hEd siKiC JipCE siKiC JipCE wANt kill mARshiN oN thEE muN thA bAd thEE En The translation is as follows: Me Dan Quayle. Me tell you me Head Psychic Gypsy. Psychic Gypsy want kill Martian on the Moon. They bad. The End. |
The Home of Quayle
After Dan Quayle pathetically lost the Republican Primary, he went back to his home country of Cambodia. Information about Cambodia is so secretive, that this paragraph contains all the known information about it. Most Cambodians are either rice farmers or volunteer English teachers by day, but they are an elite fighting machine by night. Their goal is to conquer the world, and have several plans to do this. |
