The Subway Series

As you can probably figure out, interleague baseball and a group of evil psychic gypsies set on conquering the world is a match made in heaven. In order to increase revenues for the psychic gypsies, Cambodian Secretary of the Treasurey Brittney Spears has decided to kidnap the American baseball-watching public through an intricate magnet-like conspiracy.

Knowing that people would be using the subways to travel to cities for these games, Spears decided to implement super strong magnets made of the most effective magnetic material known to man--styrofoam! These styrofoam magnets would keep the commuters on the floor of the subway car by attracting any loose change, belt buckles, jewelery, leather shoes, etc. Then the subways with the slave labor would be transported to Cambodia!

On July 8, 2000, Spears captured 3 subway cars full of passengers, but then she noticed something she could not resist-The 3rd Annual Battle of the Annoyingly Stupid Pop Bands That Will Only Be Around Until Teenage Girls Wake Up and Stop Having Their Parents Buy Their Stupid *Expletive Deleted* Songs-(BASPBTWOBAUTGWUSHTPBTS*Letter Signifying Expletive Deleted*S for short). Realizing that the Backstreet Boys would win if she didn't get involved, Spears decided to pause and join the contest!

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