Grandpa I see you there
All decked out
in your red underwear...
Nature calls you to your duty
So you unbutton
And out comes your booty...
You take your shit in the woodpile
And when you're done
I see you smile...
You cover it up with mud & leaves
And this is what you do...
You do just as you please.

by Jombie (one of my many nicknames, LOL)
written in high school