YOU STINK! Major League Baseball's
Terrible Teams and Pathetic Players
By Michael Aubrecht and Eric
Wittenberg. Release date:
2012 (The Kent State University Press).
Over the years, there have been
countless studies published celebrating the best
teams in professional baseball. Unfortunately,
winning represents only one side of the game. For
every champion's record-setting season, there has
been an equally memorable loser's defeat. These
teams and their shameful contributions to America's
national pastime have been a neglected topic in the
annals of baseball history.
As
a result, two fanatical fans (who also happen to be
historians), Michael
Aubrecht and Eric Wittenberg have
decided to give credit where it is far overdue with
a satirical look at the worst teams ever to set
foot on a diamond. This study will include detailed
franchise origins, complete statistics, player
profiles, and more, as well as a collection of
long-format essays in a 'Hall of Shame' that will
recognize some of the worst moments ever witnessed
at a ball field. Read
the author's vision.
Foreword: Dave Raymond (The Philly Phanatic)
Monument to Mediocrity:
- Introduction 1:
Wittenberg
- Introduction 2:
Aubrecht
Terrible Teams:
- 1889 Louisville Colonels
- 1898 St. Louis Browns
- 1899 Cleveland Spiders
- 1904 Washington Senators
- 1932 Boston Red Sox
- 1935 Boston Braves
- 1916 Philadelphia
Athletics
- 1942 & 1961 Philadelphia
Phillies
- 1950-1954 Pittsburgh
Pirates
- 1962 New York Mets
- 1969 Seattle Pilots
- 1973 San Diego Padres
- 1988 Baltimore Orioles
- 1991 Cleveland Indians
- 2003 Detroit Tigers
Hall of Shame:
- Worst Season: 1884 Wilmington
Quicksteps
- Worst Investment: $100M 2008
Seattle Mariners
- Worst Ending: Bud Selig and the
2002 All-Star Game Tie
- Worst Collapse: 2007 New
York Mets
- Worst Pitching Staff: 1930
Philadelphia Phillies
- Worst Scandal: 1919 Black
Sox
- Worst Call: Maris' 61
Asterisk
- Worst Team Year In and Year Out: Pittsburgh Pirates and 17+ Straight Losing Seasons
- Top 10 Worst Plays:
- Buckner's Blooper
- Fred Merkle's
Boner
- Pete Rose Ruins Ray
Fosse
- George Brett's Pine Tar
Incident
- Cap Anson's Racist
Reluctance
- Player's Strike ('72, '81,
'94)
- Ken Caminiti: MVP
Steroids
- Babe Slugs Umpire Brick
Owens
- Disco Demolition Night
Debacle
- Brooklyn Dodgers Go West
- Honorable
Mentions:
- Joba Chamberlain: Lord
of the Flies
- The Juicers &
Congress
- Pedro Vs.
Zim
- Mickey Owen's Passed
Ball
- Mike Kekich and Fritz
Peterson Swap
- Worst Players:
- Batter: Bill
Bergen
- Pitcher: Jim
Hughey
- Catcher: John
Humphries
- Fielder: Tony Suck
- Grand Champion: Clarence “Choo Choo” Coleman
- Owners: The Not-So-Mighty Quinns
Disappointment on the Diamond: A Timeline of Terribleness
Notable Quotables: Lines about Losing...
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