A PAGE FOR KATE THE GREAT

12 THINGS ABOUT KATE

• SHE HAS AN AWESOME ROOMMATE
• SHE CAN SING A LARGE PLETHORA OF TUNES INCLUDING ALMOST EVERY SONG CONTAINING THE NAME OF A CITY OR STATE
• SHE SHAVES WEEKLY
• SHE IS A BRICK THIEF
• SHE HAS RED FUZZY HANDCUFFS WHICH SHE USES TO KEEP ME NEAR HER AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE SHE WANTS ME TO BE
• SHE LIKES PRINGLES
• SHE IS STUPID FOR 2 REASONS THOUGH...1. SHE DOESN'T THINK JOHN LENNON IS SEXY...2. SHE TAKES MY BLANKETS FROM ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP AND I'M VERY VERY VERY SLEEPY
• SHE GIVES GOOD BACK RUBS
• SHE WOULD NEVER DRAG ME OUT AND SHOOT ME, EVEN IF SOMEONE PAYED HER A MILLION BILLION DOLLARS
• SHE MAKES ME LAUGH EVEN THOUGH SHE ISN'T THAT FUNNY
• SHE HAS A HORN GROWING OUT OF HER LEFT SHOULDER
• SHE LIKES TO RUB BUTTER ON HER BELLY WHILE WHISTLING THE THEME FROM SHAFT WHILE RIDING ON A SILVER PONY WITH THE MIDGET

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