~Flame Mail~

Oh look! I have hate mail . Don't you just hate rude people? Here are some very pathetic messages that I've been sent. I know it's not nice to make fun of other people, but I was feeling very naughty and fed up with all this nonsense. My comments are in italic.

WARNING! Coarse Language!

From the Guestbook:
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Date: 1999-12-19/19:13
Emily (elomie@mailcity.com / no homepage ) wrote:
Dear whoever, [Hello! It says kittywinky's guestbook!]
No offense, but come on! If Prince William actually saw your site I'm sure he would be flattered, and pissed off [is that an oxymoron?]. Some people spend their entire lives working to become noticed [you should know], but I feel very sorry for the people that are born into such ridiculous trends for ill-witted teenage girls [like yourself?]. I wish the public would give royalty the privacy, they deserve, and desperatly need [look who's talking]. I lost my mother when I was young, and I have always looked up to William for his ability to pull through after the death of his mother, but some people just flock after him like he is just an imaginative fairy tale prince. YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK [you have your f@#ked-up self to blame for that].
Hugs & Kisses [yeah, f*ck you too],
Emily Wells
P.S.[don't you mean b.s?]
Sincere apoligies if you
are offended, but I had to
[Excuse me, but how can you NOT mean to offend someone when you say they are sick?]
get my opinion out. BYE! [well, don't come back]

The Royal's family reason for existence is to serve the public, they can't expect to be paid millions of pounds just to sit on their $%% all day. If the Monarchy has absolute privacy, there would be no reason for a monarchy to exist and poor Willy and his whole family would actually have to get feakin jobs.

Just because you lost your mother does not mean you can put other people down and get away with it. Most people have f@#ked up families anyways.

From the Message Board:

You people need a lot of help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, 02-Nov-1999 14:21:42

Message:
152.163.194.177 writes:

Just to tell you girls that Prince William is just another man [William IS a Prince okay?]. Leave him alone. If he wasn't a prince I bet most of you wouldn't think he is so hot [I'm sure there are a lot of girls who would still drool over him even if he wasn't a prince]. Most likely you wouldn't even know who he is [you probably wouldn't know him either]. He is just another teenage guy [how many time do I have to tell you? He's a prince!]. Isn't it enough were ever he goes there is people taking pictures of him. He doesn't need a bunch of flirtatious girls down his neck . You don't even know what he is really like. His advisors could tell him to say everything he says to the public [give the guy some credit, he's not that stupid]. For all you know he is a bitter teenager that just wants to be left alone [sounds like you're bitter cause you can't get any]. Get a life people [Everybody here has a life or else we'd be over in England stalking the poor guy].

Umm....Thanx for the advice. . And what right do you have to put people down like that? By coming to this site you're just as guilty as the rest of us, so why don't you just go take your own advice and shove it up your a$$