Lake Placid

Mrs. Bickerman: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. [Upon finding a decaying toe] Hector: Is this the man that was killed? Keough: He seemed... taller. Mrs. Delores Bickerman: If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it. [To a game warden] Hector Cyr: I'm a civilian, not a trout -- you have no authority over me whatsoever. [On whether the crocodiles swam to Lake Placid from Asia] Sheriff Hank Keough: Crocodiles can't swim that far. Hector Cyr: Yes they can. Sheriff Hank Keough: How do you know that? Hector Cyr: They conceal information like that in books. Sheriff Hank Keough: I've never heard of crocodiles swimming that far. Hector Cyr: Yeah, they conceal information like that in books. Kelly Scott: The lake is so black and still. Sheriff Hank Keough: Yeah, we wanted to call it Lake Placid, but we heard that name was already taken. Jack Wells: Ma'am -- Kelly Scott: If you call me "ma'am" one more time, I will sue you! And with the laws the way they are today, I can do it! Sheriff Hank Keough: Oh, she's good. Kelly Scott: You got to fire your big gun. Did it meet your expectations? Sheriff Hank Keough: Overrated. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~