HEAD Views and News

Raw is War - Monday July 3, 2000 :

Even though the evil Steve Blackman walked in on Al's match with Crash Holly and won the Hardcore Title, Al was very forgiving and even wrote a poem dedicated to Blackman and their partnership (see Al Snow Tribute Page for full poem). Evil Blackman didn't even pay attention to Al reading the poem, though! So what if the Mean Street Posse and Kaentai were attempting to pin him and win the Hardcore belt! Evil Blackman should learn to focus! Anyway, Al and Blackman agreed to end their partnership (YIPPY!).

Smackdown Thursday July 6, 2000 :

Evil Blackman is in the midst of a match with Big Bossman. They are over by a set of guardrails when Blackman is knocked down by Bossman. Bossman is all set to introduce his night-stick to Blackman's head, when out of the crowd comes a figure. Its AL SNOW! He brutely hits Bossman over the head with an unidentifiable object and walks off into the extatic crowd without a word!! Blackman comes to his senses finally, not knowing his former partner just saved him, and makes the pin. What could this mean?!?! What is Al up to?? It could be some resentment held over from when Bossman dog-napped and turned Al's little dog, Pepper, into pepper steak! Al has to be scarred still from that lil dinner date! Well anyhoo, stay tuned! Same HEAD time, same HEAD channel folks!

HEAT Sunday July 9, 2000 :

Essa Rios comes out to his music. Much to my surprise and delight his opponent is AL SNOW!! The match is filled with wincing high risk moves. Essa does his usual bouncing off the ropes. Al does everything from a backflip off the ropes onto Essa on the floor...to a moonsault onto Essa in the ring from the top rope! Finally it came down to Al putting Essa in a cross-face chicken wing (I HATE the name of that move!). The ref counts the 1.2.3. AL WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friends and I were screaming! Congrats, Al, baby!!!

(Al enters with HEAD!!)

Smackdown Thursday July 13, 2000

Little (Dean) Malenko-man comes out with his rent-a-ho's and makes his way to the ring. "What does everybody want?" starts up and the camera-man realizes he has to take his focus off the "puppies" and put it on the Titan-tron. Al Snow appears at the top of the ramp with his own...dolls. His own...blow-up dolls! One on each arm! Al then turns around with his women to show their hands neatly tucked into the back of his pants! The crowd goes wild!

(Al and his...um...ho's.)

When Al finally makes it down to ring side, he tries unsuccessfully to stand them up at a corner post. Al looks at the crowd, shrugs, gives up and slides (eat your heart out Edge) into the ring.

I'm not that good with play-by-play but I can say that Al and Malenko-man had a great match! There were alot of technical moves, which is Al's specialty. Alot of comedy too though, another of Al's specialties! Dean tries to clothes line Al, but Al blocks it. Dean looks out to the crowd...Al looks out to the crowd...the crowd laughs...they look back at each other and start it up again. Now Malenko-man's Texas Cloverleaf can be a deadly move that hardly anyone can get out of. Al is able to get to the ropes and the ref breaks the hold. A little later, Al tries putting the Cloverleaf on Malenko-man!! Malenko-man grabs Al's (lovely) hair and proceeds to punch him in the head until Al lets go.

Now I might be getting all these moves in the wrong sequence...I'm just trying to give highlights though. I'll leave the play-by-play to the wrestling news boards. Anyway...after hitting the ring post hard, Malenko-man is laying face down on the mat. Al takes the opportunity to slide out, grab his nearest woman and gives her a big ol' kiss! The crowd goes crazy again! He drops her on the mats and slides back into the ring (wonder what HEAD thinks about all that?!?).

(Is it sad to be jealous of a blow-up doll?)

As Al and Malenko-man go at it, buzzers go off and Stevie...um StevEN Richards runs down the ramp. He confiscates Al's women and then gather's up Malenko-man's rent-a-ho's. He quickly runs back up the ramp with them and disappears. The college-boy part of the crowd serenades Richards with boo's and the gals with cat-calls. Al and Malenko-man barely notice though as they continue to wrestle. Al gets Malenko-man in the corner and drags him up to the second rope. Al hooks him up in his arms and flips him back onto the mat. Evil Malenko-man grabs Al's legs to keep him on his shoulders and the ref does a three count. Malenko-man lets go and slides out of the ring. He walks away exhausted. Al stands up and with piercing eyes watches little Malenko-man depart. It was very hopeful seeing Al on Smackdown eventhough he lost. He has been popping up on TV quite abit recently. Win or lose, its great to see him get some sort of exposure!

(Al shows off his agility once again)

(Its okay Al. Little Malenko-man cheated!)

Raw is War Monday July 17, 2000 :

In the midst of the caotic night, Tazz comes to the ring to explain why he has been attacking everybody. He says he will only explain his actions when the federation finds a real man to rip the words from his mouth. "Wreck" begins and Mick Foley storms out to the ring. He chews Tazz out for his behavior and swears he will find someone to go against him...

"WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?" interupts Mick and the crowd goes crazy (I, myself, was screaming at this point too from my livingroom) as Al Snow comes down the ramp bowing HEAD!! He jumps into the ring... gets on a mic and begins to yell at Tazz...but politely stops and says "Hey Mick"...Mick replies "Hey Al". Al goes back to yelling at Tazz and says he is sick of the way Tazz is acting and whining. He says that nothing could be worse than having to spend months on end on the road with Steve Blackman! He pleads with Mick to give him the match with Tazz at the next Pay-per-view, Fully Loaded. Mick, bluntly...and I'm sorry but somewhat harshly tells Al that when he is in a pay-per-view match that he chokes. Al gets a little upset and starts to protest but Tazz grabs him and puts him in a Tazz-mission...or some other Tazz move and rolls him up into a ball! Mick gets Tazz off of Al and Tazz rolls out of the ring. Mick calls out to Tazz and tells him that if he wants Al at Fully Loaded then he'll get Al at Fully Loaded!!!!!!!!! He also warns that when ...Al wakes up...that Al's going to be very...very...mad! So there you big orange meanie! Mick told you!

AL IS GOING TO FULLY LOADED!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smackdown Thursday July 20, 2000 :

Isn't it great?!? Al is showing up everywhere now!! Tonight he faced his former tag team partner, Steve Blackman. Because of their past friendship, Al tried to graciously extend his hand in friendship to Blackman. What does the evil Blackman do though? He kicks Al's hand!! Oooooh that's evil! Anyway evil Blackman and Al then proceed to go at hardcore style (since this was for the Hardcore Title). They used trash cans, trash can lids, kendo sticks and fire extinguishers!! They took their battle to the outside where Al threw Blackman over the guard rails and into the crowd. They battled into the crowd until evil Blackman decided to show Al his face on tv to him and hit him upside the head with a monitor!! While poor lil helpless Al was out cold, that pesky little Crash "Elroy" Holly jumps into the mix toting his own ref to regain the hardcore title!

Crash gets Steve back to the ring and Steve lays into him. Before long though, Al is back up and returns the favor to Steve by hitting him in the head with the monitor! Al is about to go for the cover...but...

That little orange monster, Tazz, jumps Al and locks him in a Tazzmission. Al passes out and slumps to the floor. Evil Blackman comes to his senses and covers Al for the win!

Never fear though! This is quite interesting. Since Tazz attacked Al tonight...could be that Al wins at Fully Loaded!!

Fully Loaded Sunday July 23, 2000 :

For this pay-per-view, I thought I'd try something different! I decided to do a play-by-play of Al's match with Tazz. So here goes...

The Orange munchkin..I mean Tazz comes out trying to look all bad and tough. Al's music hits and he comes down the ramp with a very pretty evil look on his face as he carries HEAD by her hair! Al slides into the ring, tosses HEAD aside(!!!) and gets to business! He insantly starts in with a series of right hands to Tazz's head. Then tosses Tazz to the ropes and meets him with an elbow to the face. Al kicks Tazz in the head while he's down then turns to the audience and raises his arms. The crowd goes crazy! Al picks Tazz up and swings him to the ropes again. Tazz turns it around though and whips Al into the ropes instead. Tazz bends down, ready to flip Al over him but Al has stopped and kicks Tazz in the midsection. Tazz slowly stands upright but goes down to the mat as Snow does a Russian Leg Sweep!! Tazz rolls out of the ring rubbing his crome-dome. Al follows him outside the ring and gives Tazz a fist to the back. Tazz goes down to one knee as Al gives him two more hits to the back and two to the face! Snow rolls Tazz back into the ring and follows. Tazz gets in a kick as Al gets to his feet. Al comes up swinging rights to the midsection and then a left and right to the face! Tazz gives Al a right. Al counters with his own right. This goes back and forth for a couple of blows until Tazz grabs Al's hair(!!!) and gets him in the head with a mean blow making Al stagger backwards. Tazz grabs Al's hair again (Could he be jealous??) to give him another punch. Grabs Al's hair(definitely jealous!) and sends Al face first to the mat. Tazz grabs Al's hair one more time to deliver another right to Al's pretty face and Al stumbles.

Tazz tries a supplex but Al elbow's his way out. Al then tries swinging Tazz into a turn-buckle, but Tazz switches it around and tries sending Al into it. Just as Al is about to hit it, he drops to a baseball-like slide and gets back to his feet (Even Lawler was impressed with that!)!! Tazz tries swinging a punch but Al ducks it and follows up with a back kick to Tazz's head and Tazz goes down!! Al grabs him and lifts him up and into an Arch Slam! Al goes for the cover but Tazz breaks out at the count of two. Al stands and gets Tazz up and sends him head first into a nearby turnbuckle. Then turning him around he gives him two swift kicks to the midsection followed up by a choke hold.

Al swings Tazz to an opposite corner, but Tazz turns it around. Al goes flying into the turn-buckle but lifts his legs in order to miss Tazz coming at him. Good move but Tazz sees it and is prepared. Tazz turns around, gets Al's legs on his shoulders and puts Al into a vicious looking Whiplash! Tazz catches his breath for a few seconds and to make sure he gets a few seconds more, he brings a boot down on Al's midsection. Al turns over but Tazz follows with a boot to Al's back. Al gets to his knees and Tazz grabs his hair (whats up with that?!?) and tries clawing Al's pretty face! Al tries to counter-act this by scratching Tazz's eyes but can't quite connect. Tazz lets go, though, and gets to his feet. He gives Al another kick to the back and gets Al up on his feet. Tazz tries swinging Al to the opposite corner but before he hits, Al puts up his foot to brake himself. Al turns around swinging and connects with a right. The self-proclaimed thug, Tazz, goes down!!

Tazz gets up, but Snow Clotheslines him back down. Tazz struggles to his feet again and Al scoops him up and slams him down to the mat. Tazz decides laying there would be safer! Al goes to the corner and climbs to the top rope. He comes flying off with a Leg-drop that hits its mark perfectly! Al gets back up to the top rope and smashes Tazz with a beeeauuuuteeeful Moonsault! Al goes for a cover but Tazz kicks out at the two count.

For help, Al crawls (lovely, I might add) to HEAD. He picks her up and raises her up to show her to the audience. The audience screams with approval! Meanwhile on the other side of the ring...Tazz is up and dives for Al's lower body. Al goes down hard cradling his right knee. The ref carefully removes HEAD from the action as Tazz crawls (not so lovely, I might add) over to Al. Tazz grabs his hair (AGAIN!) and delivers four rights to Al's pretty face then tosses him down. Tazz gets to his feet, adjusts his straps (can't let those man-breasts get out of hand!) and walks over to Al. Al gets in a small kick to Tazz's midsection but Tazz stomps Al's midsection in return. Al rolls over and he's helped up by Tazz via...you guessed it...his freakin' hair!!! He swings Al into the ropes then trips him up and Al goes down face-first. Al gets to his knees as Tazz pulls his head back with his HAIR(!!!) Tazz straddles him and gives him a left forearm to the head, a right forearm then a left again. He then leaves Al to fall forward on his elbows but still on his knees (have mercy!). Tazz grabs him up again and tries a right to the head but Al blocks it!! Al connects with his own right to Tazz's head. Tazz tries again, Al blocks and delivers his own blow!! Al then grabs his opponent's arms and locks them down with his before he headbutts him FIVE times! He pushes Tazz away and follows through with an expertly done martial arts kick to the right knee and another to his midsection. Al shakes out the pain in his own knee and goes for another kick. Tazz catches him though and in a display of Al's flexibility (have mercy again!) Tazz holds Al's leg on his shoulder(!!) and bear-hugs him!!! Tazz supplexes Al onto his head.

Al gets to his feet and Tazz tries laying on the Tazzmission hold BUT Al swings him off!! First time I've ever seen ANYBODY do that!!!! Al tries for his own supplex but Tazz turns it around on him and gets him into the Tazzmission again. Al swings again but Tazz is locked on tight. They roll around for a bit as Al struggles to get out but does end up tapping out.

The ref calls for the bell and tries several seconds to get Tazz to break the hold. When he finally does, Al rolls away as the ref follows him to check on him. Tazz gets up, shakes off the rough battle and gets to the corner. He gets up on the second rope and stands with arms crossed looking sickingly pleased with himself. Al lays for a bit catching his breath. Tazz exits to his music.

It was a hard and well fought match. So far Al is the only one I've seen that could match Tazz blow for blow. And I'm not being biased here. I may call Tazz names but Tazz is a tough guy to handle. Tazz met his match in the ring tonight and I think Al proved to the audience in Dallas and at home that he can be something other than comic relief.

Notes from Me: I wont be online next week (week of July 31st), but i will be back the following week with a bunch'O'updates! Gods bless!

HEAT Sunday July 30, 2000 :

Okay I lied...well actually my wonderful fiance, OmegaAlpha, set up my computer here at my parent's house and I got internet access here! So now he and I can talk at night, I can still work on my pages and still help out my family. Cool, eh? Okay on with the update...

Bossman!? BOSSMAN?!? What the hell is up with that?!? First of all, who did Al piss off to land THAT gig coming off a pay-per-view?!? Al ...against Bossman...on HEAT no less...or worst!! ARGHHH! THEN HE LOSES!?!?! Who the heck booked that brilliant senario?? Okay outside the ring, Bossman does some wonderful things to help children in his home town. Thats cool! Very nice. But lets face it! Bossman isn't the most respected wrestler IN the ring! Now you got Al Snow, who by the way came out to a TREMENDOUS response by the audience, who IS respected for his in-ring ability AND is loved by the fans! What, in Foley's name, was the office thinking!?! THIS is a PERFECT example of what I'm talking about when I say Al is THE most under-rated under-respected wrestler in the business!

AND of course the match has to be officiated by the blindest ref WWF has! This is the SAME idiot that got his head slapped by a leather strap when he couldn't keep himself from between Lita and Trish! Granted, he is a guy, but still let them wrestle you bone-head!

He takes HEAD away from Al (who managed to get a few blows to Bossman with her), BUT doesn't take Bossman's night-stick (however you spell it). The ref disposes of HEAD and in the meantime Al tries getting Bossman into a roll-up to get the pin but Bossman just bends over and wacks Al on the head with his "toy"! Mr. Ref doesn't see a thing, of course, and Bossman gets the pin and the win!!

Oooooooh just let me find the feedback on WWF.com!

Raw is War Monday July 31, 2000 :

I can honestly say I have no clue what the hell WWF is trying to do with Al Snow. I was happy as can be to see him on Raw tonight but...why in THAT capacity??? Let me 'splain!

Road Dogg and X-pac fought Steve Blackman for the hardcore title last week on Raw and Smackdown respectfully. So Mick the Commish decides to put them in a tag team hardcore match against the (not so)Lethal Weapon, Blackman...

Closeup on Blackman pacing in the locker room. Complaining about the match. Says its okay to go against DX but "why does my partner have to be you?!?" Blackman turns and we find Snow sitting down (wearing tight t-shirt and jeans by-gods!!) headphones on, sunglasses on, singin' and swayin' back and forth and lookin all Stevie Wonder-like. He is so darn adorable!!!!!

Anyway back in the ring! DX waits for Blackman but Steve and Al come up from behind with trash-can lids to their heads. They retalliate though with Dogg on Al and X-pac on Blackman. X-pac and Steve show off their Karate skills a little (anyone remember that Al has Martial Arts training too?). Al actually got in his infamous bowling-ball-to-the-crotch move on RoadDogg! Woo Hoo! Little bit later though Al goes for a trashcan lid to Dogg's head, RoadDogg ducks and Al nails Blackman instead! *sighs* It just HAD to be Al that screwed that one up, huh? You guessed it, DX gets the win.

Maybe their going to put him in a feud with Blackman...or RoadDogg. That would be cool. Just wish they would leave the whole HEAD-cheese thing alone...they've said their goodbyes...let Headcheese rest in peace! Maybe Al should do a memorial service for Headcheese like he did for Pierre the Deer HEAD!! Just a thought.

What I missed cause that life thang got in the way...damn it I hate it when that happens!

Well I guess I need to apologize to those one or two of you that actually do think to come to my page once and awhile for not updating. As I mentioned earler, I was at my parent's house and then after coming back my computer was down for a week. We were too exhausted to put it back up. We also took a camping trip so there you have it...excuses excuses! I do have some recaps for ya! So follow me into the dark and mysterious Snow-files!

Smackdown August 3, 2000 (Sheesh! Have I been away that long??). Al once AGAIN has to save Blackman from a title loss! I haven't a clue WHY he wants to but our cult hero is a faithful friend (just check out September 2000's issue of WWF magazine!) and is always there to lend a helping hand to even the most undeserving (i.e. Blackman). Saturn was greeted by Al with a lovely HEAD-butt that sent him to the floor. Would have been REALLY cool if he'd done the same to Terri! (PS No I don't condone violence towards women! Its a show folks with trained individuals!)

Smackdown August 10, 2000. Anyway, speaking of WWF leading Ho's...(hold your virtual ears folks) WHAT THE HELL IS AL DOING COMING OUT WITH KAT??????????? Now I love seeing Al on TV but does he have to come out with THAT?? I mean come on!!! Needless to say my friends got a big kick out of me as I mumbled obscenities at the TV screen for the rest of the night. I can't remember much of the match. All I can remember is seeing Al grab Kat around the waist [*falls into mumbling obscenities again*] and after they lost (probably Kat's fault!) Al kneeling down beside Kat! Oooooooh, Commissioner Mick needs a talkin to for booking THAT match! My friend Bethiah tried her best to make me feel better by saying Mick was just jealous of all the attention I pay to Al so he was doing this to get me ticked off with Al! Now isn't that sweet?? My friends feed my obsessions too!

Quick note: Happy Birthday Robert!!! And to Jay too!!

Raw is War August 14, 2000. Just who was the special guest at the WWFNY entertainment complex that night, you ask? Why its none other than the Crowned Prince of Hardcore, himself, Al Snow!! He looked mighty mighy fine in his white WWF hockey-jersey (Al has a big collection of Hockey Jersey from all over the place!)! He takes a poll to find out just who is the favorite WWF Superstar among those in attendence that night. One hopeless sheep declared her love for The Rock! A guy steps up and says in a happily drunkin voice that Al Snow is his favorite wrestler! Then proceeds to pretend to hit Al up for the money Al promised him. Al plays it off beautifully and waves him away. The guy grabs him and he bellows "You're tearing the jersey, man!". It was exceptionally funny and seeing close-ups of Al and HEAD were very gratifying! I got my Al-fix for the night!

Well look at that! I'm all caught up! Shew! Okay I will try to do better from now on peeps. See you HEAD-maniacs later!

Heat August 20, 2000 :

Well now this life thing is REALLY starting to wear thin! Doesn't it know I have stuff to do...like work on my webpages?!?! Guess not...ANYWAY! Howdy peoples! How's it goin? ...Good, good. I'm hangin in there...thanks for asking! Now are you ready for some HEAD?? Yea, I thought so! Now the following is what I heard AND what I read from various stuff around the web. Mostly from what I've heard though...Louzy VCR remote disappearing and keeping me from programming the VCR and damn that life thing again for keeping my friends from recording it for me!! Well here's the stuff anyway... Backstage Just-Joe meets up with the crazed one. Al (from what I heard) was hanging upside down...mmmm what a vision that must have been...anyway Just-Joe tells Al that through the grapevine (This guy should have his OWN hot line!) that Lo Down (team of D'lo Brown and Chaz) has been sayin nasty things about him. Al immediately goes into action-mode and decides that he will go against them....with Just-Joe as his tag partner. Just-Joe's protests go unnoticed. Al is too busy mentally readying himself for the match! The match ends with a DQ since Saturn decided to run in and cause Al and Just-Joe to lose the match. A feud between Al and Saturn???? Oh please, please, please, please, please!!!!!!! Now I also was told that it took a couple of more cheating incidences to wear down the Snow-man before Saturn decided to put in his two cents worth! Don't know if thats true...Didn't get to watch it, ya know (Damn the remote, I say again!).

Notes from Moi - Just incase it happened to cross your mind (as you wondered also how the hell you got to this page in the first place), the reason I don't have a counter on my page is because I can't get it to work!! I wrote the main techie dudes about it all and we'll just have to see how that goes. Night night folks!

Smackdown August 24, 2000 :

In my quest to fight that life thing, I grew weary and fell comatose onto the couch Thursday night. I did catch Smackdown though and was able to stay awake through pretty much all of it! Yeah me! I instantly perked up when I heard Saturn's music and saw he and that little blond boobs with legs, Terri walking out with him...why get excited about that, you ask? Because I could feel an Al appearance coming up! AND I was right!! "What does everybody want?" blasted through the speakers and Al and HEAD appeared at the top of the ramp. Gods love him and that delicious evil smile of his!

Saturn has the European belt I think. While in the ring Al grabbed the belt and put it on himself. It looked mighty fine around his waist, I might add! Saturn didn't seem to take to kindly to that but...who cares, right? A little later Al has the upper hand in the match and calls for HEAD. The crowd loudly agrees with him, Terri doesn't though and in an act of pure sacrilege, Terri grabs HEAD and goes for Al!! Al sees it coming though (HEAD called out to him, I guess) and Al grabs Terri and throws her completely out of the ring!! Saturn grabs Al while he's looking over at Terri and gets him in the Rings of Saturn submission hold (well thats what they called it at WCW). Al taps out...BUT this does prove that a fued with Saturn could be in the works!!! YIPPY!!!!!

Viewer's Note : Keep your eye on MTV this weekend! They have a "Countdown to Summer Slam" special airing all weekend! Reason I'm mentioning this is because Al co-hosts the special with MTV's DJ Scrappy-doo...um Skribble. Al is especially cute and without giving anything away, you derranged Al fans (like myself) will love his multiple wood analogies!

Summer Slam Sunday August 27, 2000 :

Quick note: A Hap-hap-happy birthday goes out to my lil sissy, Bethiah! Hope the day was great, hon!

Okay...I...am going to TRY and be calm and collected about this particular recap. I wasn't expecting to see Al tonight. The office-heads decided to add him in the pay-per-view though. That part is fantastic! There was no big match with Al tonight, nope. Instead, MY man (not to sound stalker-like) decides to escort ....*takes in deep breath to even write this*...Kat to the ring. Well thats okay. I mean Saturn is going to be out there with Terri so thats viable! BUT this so happens to be a stinky-face thong match!! MEANING Kat is in a thong (much to my fiance's delight)!! Well Al had his hands full tonight....LITERALY! FIRST he EYES Kat's behind as they are walking down the ramp! THEN helps Kat off with her little robe, THEN after knocking Saturn out he pushes Terri back into the ring by placing his hands on HER butt and scooting her back in! THEN he throws HEAD to Kat so she can knock out Terri with them. Since when did Al start letting ANYONE touch HEAD?!?! THEN, and this is the kicker folks, after Kat wins the match, Al puts her on his shoulders....then he twists her little scaggy butt around to where her crotch is in Al's face!!!!!!!! What the hell?!?!?!

*takes long deep breaths*

I can look passed this though. Al was a big part of the match....and this does continue the feud with Saturn leading to the European belt. So this is good. Yes...very good. At least this is what I'll tell my therapist anyway....damn slut....*mumbles incoherently*

Raw is War Monday August 28, 2000 :

Is anybody awake? Wonder how many VCR's are recording tonight? Well mine, but I stay up with it along with my fiance and another friend. I watched the show through pretty much tunnel vision seeing as how my bedtime is around 11:30 pm! What pretty-people freaks are running USA Network anyway?? Sorry, but I'm not into watching the youth of the world run around a tennis court hitting balls while they try to forget they missed proms and high school games and cruising and dating! Just too damn depressing, if you ask me! Gimme grown men and women beating the crap out of each other just for the hell of it! Like you'd really see a suplex or a clothesline on a tennis court! Whats the point!

Okay off my soap box. Onto Al. Oh I wish...but I digress...

Al and Miss I-have-my-own-wig-shop, Kat vs Perry Saturn and Terri. Well well well...lookie here. Al and Saturn in a match again! Doesn't that confirm a feud? JR and Lawler doesn't mention it so I guess its now yet.

Most of the match consists of the girl's asses, which pleased my fiance to no end so thats okay. Whats good for the geese (me) is good for the gander (him). So I don't mind. I even let him know when Chyna or Lita is on when he's out of the room! We have an understanding. So with that in mind he understands when I get just a little...upset when Kat pops up at Al's side.

After about a half a millinium of catfights we finally get Al and Saturn in the ring. They do some beautiful wrestling. Al is getting to show his virsatility more and more now days which is wonderful! The show gets sucked into some Twilight Zone episode though and the match is interupted by a very disturbing and frightful sight.

A large figure pops into the middle of the ring wearing a distorted version of a thong and wiggles about to the drunken cheers of the audience. MIDEON?? "THATS MIDEON!" my friend screams. I literally wipe my sleepy eyes and stare at the TV screen in complete bewilderment! I shudder even now when recalling it folks. That little crush I had on Mideon fizzled before my eyes. Guess he was looking for a new schtick since they didn't need a Mankind look-a-like anymore.

After Al gets over his convulsions, the match continues but goes awry for our cult hero as he gets pushed out of the ring and somehow the idiot ref thinks Kat taps in and the Rings of Saturn are slapped on her. She taps out and Perry gets the win! Al is furious and chases Saturn and Terri but the duo is all smiles anyway as they walk up the ramp. Poor Al.

Smackdown Thursday August 31, 2000

What a beautiful night!!! To commemorate this historic event, I will do a play-by-play of Al's match. Bear with me. I'm not use to these things so I may not get all the move names correct. Here it goes, though!

Saturn and Terri are all ready in the ring when Al comes out with only HEAD!! NO KAT! WOO HOO!! Al slides into the ring and Saturn instantly comes down on him with a doublefist. Both men up and Saturn slams Al's head into the turnbuckle. Saturn delivers four rights to Al's face (hey watch it!)! Referee, Teddy Long, breaks it up. Saturn swings Al out and back into the same ringpost. Saturn brings Al up into a Body Press and slams him down. Saturn brings him up and slams him again! Saturn rolls out to play a little with Terri. Al crawls (oh I love that) and gets up. He flies off the ropes onto Saturn and both go tumbling to the floor! Al kicks him then "helps" him up and gives him a right to his face! Al swings Saturn into the guard rail, picks him up and slams him onto the floor! Al goes to the rail, holding his hand up and the crowd goes insane! Al then gets up on the guard rail to do a moonsault...well maybe but Terri interupts him by pushing him into the crowd. Al lands on his feet, though and walks back. He jumps the rail and starts stalking Terri (lucky slut). Saturn is up though and kicks Al in the back, knocking him down. Saturn picks him up and pushes him into the steel steps! Saturn then "helps" Al up and they both slide back into the ring.

Saturn gets Al up again and suplexes him in the ring. Saturn then starts working on Al's left arm. Al gets in a couple of punches. Saturn comes back with a punch. Saturn works on Al's arm again and flips him to the mat, grinding Al's arm! Saturn gets Al up and pushes him into the middle turnbuckle, shoulder first! Al turns around and kicks Saturn. Saturn kicks back and punches. Al goes down again. Saturn starts working on the left arm AGAIN and screams to noone really about how he's going to break Al's arm! Al elbows Saturn twice and Saturn breaks up the hold. Al thinks he is free only to find that Saturn has him by the hair! ( what is it with bald men grabbing their opponents long hair??). Saturn swings at Al but misses. Al gets in three blows backing Saturn into the ropes. He swings him over to the opposite side and meets him with an elbow. Saturn gets up but Al clotheslines him. Al starts cradling his arm! He scoop slams Saturn and then shakes off the pain.

Al then points to the turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope. Saturn is behind him though and picks him up. Saturn tries to slam him to the mat but Al reverses it into a roll up! Two count and Saturn breaks free by doing a roll up of his own! Two count. Al rolls Saturn up. Two count. Saturn rolls Al up. Two count. This goes on for a bit back and forth until it breaks up. Both men up and Saturn clotheslines Al then picks him up. Saturn swings into the post but Al does that pretty baseball slide . Saturn tries a kick but Al blocks it! Al picks Saturn up and slams him with a sit down powerbomb. Usually Al covers with this move but instead he gets up. "Thats enough!" Al screams and goes to the corner. He delivers a powerful Moonsault!

Terri is quick to protect her man so she grabs HEAD off the apron and gets ref Teddy Long's attention. Teddy tries talking to her but to no avail! Al sees her though and goes over to her, forgetting about Saturn of course. Al grabs HEAD out of her hand and he grabs Terri's hair! He walks her across the ring apron and then shoves her to the floor! Meanwhile Teddy is hovering over an injured Saturn, but Saturn pushes him away as Al turns and introduces HEAD to Saturns's face! Saturn falls and Al goes for the cover. Teddy is about to count three when he suddenly sees HEAD in the ring and goes for it! Teddy proceeds to argue with Al about the use of HEAD (being the Heaberner-ite that he is!) but Saturn comes up behind Al and suplexes him into a roll up! Al kicks out though (shoo) and both men are up! Teddy throws HEAD out of the ring, but Terri grabs "them" and inturn hands "them" to Saturn who inturn goes to knock out Al with HEAD! Al ducks the swing (HEAD must have told him to). Al knocks down Saturn 3 times with his fist and HEAD goes rolling away. Al gets Saturn up and goes to swing him into the opposite ropes. Saturn stops it, though, and trips Al up and places the Rings of Saturn on him. Al fights it and elbows Saturn in the face. Saturn finally breaks the hold and Al puts a dragon sleeper submission hold on Saturn...Saturn taps out....and...

AL IS THE NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few segments later, our NEW European champion has an interview with the hermaph...um keven kelly:

Kevin: Congradulations Al Snow on your win over Perry Saturn. (Al pats the belt.) What were you thinking when the ref raised your hand?

Al: I wasn't. Why do you ask?

Kevin: Well I just was...

Al: It doesn't matter Kevin. This belt has been held down way too long. I plan on bringing honor, prestige and respect back to all the citizens of European! (Looks at Kevin) Thank you. (walks off camera leaving a befuddled hermaph..um Kevin behind).

Viewers update (September 10, 2000): Be sure to watch the Sunday September 17, 2000 episode of Superstars. They will be featuring Al in one of their stories. Al is going to be conducting a re-inlistment ceremony for the U.S. Navy. Click here for the story.

Raw is War September 11, 2000 :

Well WWF sure took their sweet old time in getting the NEW WWF European Champion back on tv!! Wonder if Al really did hurt his arm? Oh poor baby...I'll kiss it and make it all better...hey..remember! Its MY page. So I can do a little dreaming if I wanna.

Al did show up tonight...or should I say Heir Snow showed up. Before he appears an odd but familiar voice screams over the speakers and then we hear that hard hitting...polka? On the Titon-tron we see a picture of Al waving a tiny German flag. The camera sweeps over to the top of the ramp and out come Al dressed in full traditional German gala! Even HEAD has a little flumed hat on. Al decides to adorn himself with linked weiners and a picture. He strides around the ring to the announcer table and places the picture before Lawler. The picture happens to be of David Hasselhoff (truth is stranger than fiction when it comes to Al, folks)! Al slides into the ring, raises HEAD and then tosses his ...um weiners into the crowd...oh to be in that crowd! Tazz comes out (oh no) and attacks Al as he is ...disrobing...ooooooh my. Al shows some impressive technical talent and is even able to break out of a Tazzmission...AGAIN! No one seems to notice that Al is the ONLY one who has been able to do this! Tazz and Al outside ring and Al is thrown over the announcer table onto Lawler's lap. Al and Tazz get back into the ring and Al is CRAWLING with that evil LOOK on his face....oooooooh my. He has NO idea how pretty he is!! While Al is down, Lawler is up on the ring apron and smashes the precious Hasselhoff picture over Tazz's head! Al dazedly pins Tazz to be "the winner and STILL the WWF Erupean Champion!!!" Tazz and Lawler badmouth each other as "What Does Everybody Want?" blares in German and our European and Cult hero staggers away.

Ah this is a good time to be an Al fan! Who knows what Al will come up with next! Well HEAD probably does but I can't wait to find out!!

Smackdown September 21, 2000 :

CABEZA!!!!!!! For all of you who don’t know what that means its HEAD in Spanish. Al came out to the ring in a lovely bull fighting outfit. The hat could go...I liked the one HEAD was wearing. Al is carrying, along with HEAD, a red cape, a pinata bull, and a picture of Ricardo Montabon (“Kiiiiiiiirk”)!! He gets into the ring and waves the red cape infront of the bull with graceful sweeps. Oh how talented he is! Hee hee. He takes off the shiney vest and his EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP BELT as that barely known hardcore champ, Steve Blackman enters waving around his arms to show the personality Al gave to him. Al instantly attacks his former partner with the pinata bull. He does that lovely baseball slide to the outside and grabs some weapons. The match is interupted by Saturn and Terri. Then Test and Albert. Then Crash Holly. Then Keintai!! Al and Steve take them all on. Steve retains his belt by pinning the little Keintai dude...how manly. He attacks Al on his way out of the ring. Al is left on his knees (humina humina) in the ring. If you have a wonderful slow motion item on your VCR like I do you can catch Al saying “Damn it” as he looks around angrily. Blackman is such a Punk! He may still have his little hardcore title (which Al has all ready won Three times!!!), but Al has the EUROPEAN CHAMPION BELT still! HA!

On My Soapbox: PWI magazine has this little special edition where they name the top 500 wrestlers. Al Snow was #97. 97!!!!!!! He came in below wrestlers like Essa Rios! Come on! ANYONE can out-wrestle Essa!! He hardly EVER hits his marks! I don't know what this list was based on, but if you base it on technical ability alone Al is definitely one of the top wrestlers in the industry. I'm not saying this because I'm a huge fan. Technically Chris Benoit is the best wrestler in the world today. Al is right behind him though, in my opinion. I've never seen Al mess up due to his own mistakes. Just like Benoit, you are forced to be technical in the ring when you're in there with Al. 97 is an insult. Its great they mentioned him. And I'm sure Al would be happy with that. I think he deserves better though. Thats my own personal opinion though.