Don Cerebro (parody of Don Quixote)
Brain: Listen up, all you sniv'ling and cowardly mice
You may live in your cage if you please
But not I, for I've learned not to take just a slice
When I'm destined to have the whole cheese.
It is I, Don Cerebro, the mouse of La Mancha
I'm blessed with a huge frontal lobe
For a mouse with my power, it won't take an hour
I plan to take over the globe.
I plan to take over the globe.
Thanks to my huge frontal lobe.
Pinky: I'm Pinky; yes, I'm Pinky
I poit and I narf and I say "Egad!"
I botch up his plans, daily
Then he conks me when he's mad.
(conk!)
Brain: Pay attention, you nobles and peasants of Spain
You may think that I haven't a chance
But I have an immensely superior brain
Pinky: And he's wearing aluminum pants.
Brain: It is I, Don Cerebro...
Pinky: I'm Pinky, yes...
...the mouse of La Mancha
I'm Pinky
I'm blessed with a hu-- (THUD!)
I'm poit and I naarr...ooh.
Brain?
--- To Scheme the Improbable Scheme (parody of To Dream the Impossible Dream)
Brain: It's not important whether he succeeded or not.
What's important is...
Brain: To scheme the improbable scheme
To plan the unthinkable plan
To build when your arms are too tiny
To walk in the suit of a man.
This is my fate
To conquer the earth
To play with the big boys
Though I lack the girth
To reach for the stars
On a whim or a dare
I could climb to the top
If I only could reach the first stair.
And the world doesn't know what they'll miss
If a mouse doesn't follow his dream
To scrawl with his last bit of graphite
To scheme the improbable scheme!
