Our Motto

The following scroll written by one of my most ancient Roman ancestors. He held the same beliefs as I do and expressed them in this scroll, which is a portion of the pledge of loyalty to a club of philosophers and poets of ancient Rome who felt the same way about fat women as we do.

According to my knowledge of latin, the excerpt more or less reads:

We encourage beautiful girls to stuff their faces and fatten their bellies with food and to make themselves fat.

We believe that girls who become very plump with soft fat and who become too obese to be able to fit into their own clothes are very attractive.

Eat, girls, and become fat and beautiful!!

Okay, so maybe that scroll wasn't really written by my ancient ancestor, but that IS real latin and it states how I and all of us feel about fat girls. Behold, our motto!!