You're welcome to, you see. I'd appreciate the company.
There are still some countries I haven't arranged for someone to govern. Reserve you'rs before it's too late!
Wouldn't that just be nifty fun? And easy, too.
For just a few dollars and your immortal soul, or, if nothing else, your undying loyalty, You can enlist. Make your way up from private to general with just a few emails.
Join today. If you wait, you might be caught being a normal citizin when my plans take hold.
To join, or request more information, just email me at Woolhat@hotmail.com
Copyright 1999 by Jessica "Insanity is my middle name, no, wait, it's Marie, but don't tell anyone" Finson
