The Last Day.
     (The sequel to Austin Powers.)

    It was the last day of the week, it was the last day of the month,
    it was the last day of the year, and it was also the last day of the
    WORLD!!!
            ‘Dr. Evil’ was his name and ‘Evil’ was his game. On this
    certain day Dr. Evil decided to be extra evil. He had decided to
    blow up the world. Dr. Evil had a plan, if he filled up every
    cloud in the sky with gasoline, when it turned midnight all of
    the fireworks all over the world would ignite the clouds and
    then Dr. evil would laugh from his Evil Space Station (That is
    were he and his evil henchmen live.) and it would be, bye bye
    earth!!! HA HA HA HA!
            Meanwhile, back at the ‘Phycadelic Pussycats’ night club
    in Britten our hero (Austin Powers) was dancing with all the
    sheallas. "Austin!" said Jeeves the butler, "Shouldn’t we go and
    find Dr. Evil", Austin said "Lets roll Jeevesy!" They hopped in
    the limo and went off to find Dr. Evil.
            Up in the Evil Space Station, Dr. Evil and his Evil
    henchmen, were just loading up all of the space ships with the
    gasoline ready so that they could fill up all of the clouds with it.
            "We’re here!" said jeeves, "Where?" remarked Austin,
    "We’re at the Space Lodge." said Jeeves. Out of the car hopped
    Austin and ran into the Lodge as fast as he could. "Which way
    to the rockets and the space ships?" asked Austin to the woman
    at the front desk. "That way." she said, pointing to her left.
    Austin replied "Oh Groovy baby!" and ran off.
             "Excuse me Mr. Evil" said one of his radar computer
    experts, "That’s Dr. Evil, I didn’t spend 3 years in Evil Medical
    School to be called ’Mr.’ thank you very much!!!"  "Sorry Dr.
    Evil, but I think you’d better take a look at this (pointing at
    the screen of his computer.)"  "What is it you fool!" It is some
    kind of space ship Sir, and its coming right for us at an
    alarming speed!" "Well don’t just sit there......Fricken do
    something about it." "Sorry Sir I’ll get to it straight away!"
            In the space ship lights were flashing, alarms were
    sounding and Austin was screaming "We’re going to crash!!! This 
    is no good baby" he was saying over and over. Then all of a sudden 
    it all stopped, well except for Austin who was still sitting in the 
    corner crying and screaming for his mommy. After a while Austin 
    realized that it had stopped and that he wasn’t going to crash, so 
    he got up and started to steer it again. "I’m almost there" Austin 
    said to himself, as he flew into the parking lot on the Evil Space 
    Station of Dr. Evil.
            ‘Ding, Dong’ Dr. Evil answered the door, and guess who
    was there, it was Austin Powers. "Glad you could make it
    Austin" said Dr. Evil holding a gun at him. "If you would be so kind 
    as to step this way." "No problem!" said Austin. Then Dr. Evil put 
    him in an easily escapable situation involving an over elaborate and 
    igzotic death, and shut the doors "I’ll just assume that he’ll 
    die" said Dr. Evil as he went on with his plan of blowing up the
    world. "In exactly 20 seconds it will be midnight and the world
    will blow up boys." He said to all of his Evil henchmen. "Lets
    do a count down." said one of the Evil henchmen. "O.K." Said
    Dr. Evil. "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3," "Wait!!!" said Austin. They all
    turned around, and just as they did there was a very loud
    ‘BANG!!!’ and that was it the end of the World. 
             Austin stood looking upset for a momment and then asked, 
    "Don't suppose you have any of those sassy Fembots around" Dr. Evil 
    clicked his fingers and five  irresistable Fembots entered. Austin
    then said in a loud exited voice "OH BEHAVE". And everyone laughed.
             And so Austin the Fembots, Dr. Evil and his Evil Henchmen 
    all lived happely ever after swinging and raging till the end of 
    time, Yeah Baby Yeah. 

    The End.