Most Embarassing Moments
Since this is a new addition to my page, for the moment the only embarassing moments on here will be ones of my friends. But feel free to let me know yours!
So Much For That Wall
I was over at my girlfriends house and we were just watching tv. We started kissing and all that other good stuff so we took owrselves up to her bedroom. Since her parents were out we thought it was the perfect time to have sex. So we start going at it full force and i'm just about to cum when we hear the downstairs door slam and her dad asking where we were. She flips out! She pushes me off of her with a little too much force and my head goes thru the wall. So there i am naked with my head in the wall, and to make things worse, i'm stuck! I can't get my head out. i can hear my girlfriend trying to stall her parents, so with that i give my head one good pull and it rips out of the wall. Plaster from the wall is all over her bed, and my head. I just finished getting dressed as her dad walks into the room. I didn't know what to do so i just bolted out of the room and straight out the front door. To shorten this story there was a call from her parents to mine and a lot of yelling
~Ivan
I Think We're Gonna Need A New Sink
Me, my boyfriend, and one of his friends were just hangin out over at my boyfriends house one night. We were just sitting around watching a movie when my boyfriend leans over and whispers in my ear,"Meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes." With that he left and headed in to the washroom. 5 minutes later i excuse myself and go into the bathroom to meet him. Now this bathroom is one that is connected to another room, and it happened to be connected to his sisters room. She was sleeping so he thought this would be a fine place to get some action. We didn't have a lot of time since his friend was still out in the other room and didn't wanna give him any ideas of what was going on. So we strip down and i get on top of the sink. It's one of those free standing sinks that is just attached to the wall. We start it up and get right into it. A couple minutes into it we start to hear this cracking and creaking, and before we had time to figure out what it was the sink that i was sitting on broke off the wall and fell on the floor with me still on it. The door to his sisters room flies open and she walks in to find her brother naked and me sitting in this broken sink naked. Needless to say she put 2 and 2 together and figured out what happened
~Crystal
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