Source: dante_r@email.com
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(Shit...) (Yo...) Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank God. I don't know but today seems kinda odd. No barking from the dogs, no smog. And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog. I got my grub on, but didn't pig out. Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out. Hooked it up on later as I hit the do'. Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo'. I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top, and if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop. Had to stop at a red light. Looking in my mirror, not a jacker in sight. And everything is alright. I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night. Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all, "which court, are y'all playin basketball?" Get me on the court and I'm trouble. Last week fucked around and got a triple double. Freaking brothers everyway like M.J. I can't believe, today was a good day.
Drove to the pad and hit the showers. Didn't even get no static from the cowards. 'Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me. Saw the police and they rolled right past me - No flexin, didn't even look in a niggaz direction as I ran the intersection. Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin "Yo! MTV Raps." What's the haps on the craps? Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em. Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em. With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven, seven even back do' Joe. I picked up the cash flow. Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino. And now I am yelling dominoes. Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A. Today was a good day.
Left my niggaz house paid. Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade. It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic. The Lakers beat the Supersonics. I felt on the big fat fanny. Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny. And my dick runs deep so deep so deep, put her ass to sleep. Woke her up around one. She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun. Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting. Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion. I was glad everything had worked out. Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out. Today was like one of those fly dreams. Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams. No helicopter looking for a murder. Two in the morning, got the Fat Burger. Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp - And it read "Ice Cube's a pimp." Drunk as hell but no throwing up. Half way home and my pager still blowing up. Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day.
Hey wait, wait a minute fool... Stop the shit... What the fuck am I thinking about?
