IT AINT PORK OR CHICKEN BUT A FAT SIAMESE
YET THE FOOD TATSES GREAT SO YOU DONT COMPLAIN
BUT THATS NOT CHICKEN IN YOUR CHICKEN CHOW MEIN
SEEMS TO ME I ORDERED SWEET AND SOUR PORK,
BUT GARFEILDS ON MY FORK, HE'S PURRIN HERE ON MY FORK
THERES A CAT IN THE KETTLE AT THE PI KING MOON
THE PLACE THAT EAT EVERY DAY AT NOON
THEY COULD FEED YOU CAT AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
ONCE THEY WRAP IT UP IN DOUGH BOYS
THEY FRY IT REAL CRISP IN DOUGH
CHOW LIN THATS STIFF I WANTED MORE
AS HE WAS DIALIN UP HIS BUDDY AT THE OLD PET STORE
I SAID NOT TODAY I LOST MY APPETITE
THERES TWO CATS IN MY BELLY AND THEY WANT TO FIGHT
I WAS SUCKIN ON A ROLAID AND A TUMS OR TWO
WHEN I SWEAR I HEARD A NEW VOICE AND THAT IS WHEN I KNEW
THERES A CAT IN THE KETTLE AT THE PI KING MOON
I THINK I GOTTA STOP EATIN THERE AT NOON
THEY SAY THAT ITS BEEF OR FISH OR PORK
BUT ITS PURRIN THERE ON MY FORK,
THERES A HAIRBALL ON MY FORK
