From:   Lehner Chris 
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        Lehner Chris 
Subject: Re: Bones Update
   Date: Fri, 13 Aug 1999 13:00:00 -0400

        I don't know if the mirror thing works or not, 
because I've been looking in the mirror for years 
telling myself, "Chris, you're a sexual dynamo.  You 
have a natural animal magnetism that is absolutely
irresistible."  It's been largely proven unsuccessful, 
but maybe it's because I've been using the power of the 
mirror for selfish personal gain as opposed to personal 
development.  So I've been looking in the mirror saying 
"Pretty hammers.  Pretty, pretty hammers."  I've woken 
up the last three mornings with my arm cocked above 
my head with a frisbee in my hand, so it seems to be 
working.
        Additionally, the warm-up aspect is also important 
Saturday and Sunday mornings.  Even if we don't have 
everybody there (various members may be out going the 
extra mile facilitating the tourney) abandon the shitty 
"Why warm up now?  No one's even here yet."  Screw that.  
We'll be there.  We'll be ready.  We'll run, we'll jump, 
stretch, throw, do situps, and talk trash about all the 
weak teams we will demolish that day.  We will come 
together further as a team, and that will deliver us to 
the finals on Sunday.
        Next, we all need to make an effort to make 
Chuck's job of piloting this team easier.  Respect his 
direction with regard to warm-ups, drills, preparation, 
subs, etc.  You may, however, feel free to disregard his
advice on when to throw the 40 yard no-look gak.   When 
we are more easily managed, Chuck is happier.  Chuck 
then plays better and Chuck is less likely to pop your 
car tires at the end of the day.  He has invested 
immense time and effort into the cause of S&B, so we 
need to help it pay dividends, for him and for us.  
And it will.  This is the weekend when Bones will rise 
to their rightful position atop the WORLD.....................