A domestic disturbance complaint was called in Saturday at the Darbi residence when Molly found that her younger brother George smelt too offensively in Matthew’s bedroom, finding it her responsibility to protect Matthew from Georges disco funk, Molly threw herself at him and sprayed his entire body with a can of Axe Deodorant spray, Patrick Darbi, who was a witness at the scene just sat there and watched as George yelled various offensive words, calling Molly different things as, “Jiffy Lube” and “Homo-gay.” George later had his mouth washed out with Dial soap, and now everyone can agree that George smells “swell”.
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