Last Sunday, a young man by the name of Hey Steve, stumbled across NASA headquarters when took a shortcut to his friend Nathan's home. Seeing the massive computer room, Hey Steve shrugged it off believing that Cesar just moved some computers around, and started all the computers up planning to play, "Starfleet Command." Unknowingly, Hey Steve sent computer controlled space shuttles and probes across and beyond the solar system, saving billions of dollars and decades of research in the process. The only losses is when he landed a shuttle on the un-charted planet of Romulus, where the shuttle was used by Captain Picard in a very daring escape. When NASA security discovered Hey Steve, who was making noise in a state of rage and banging the table, they demanded to know what he thought he was doing. His reply was, "I was trying to play Desert Combat but Mr. Donald stole my starcraft from Romulus!!!" Confused and afraid, the guards ran away. Later, as a reward, Hey Steve was given complete control of NASA, where in which Hey Steve happily said, "Hm...Upgrades..." Sadly, Hey Steve lost control after firing the thousands of employees and replacing them all with Matthew, Nathan, and Cesar. They were all fired immediately and complete control was given to Cesar, who was actually able to keep control over NASA completely alone. Cesar later got a pay check of one hundred billion dollars, he only gave one comment to reporters on his feelings of all that has happened, "...excellent..."
