This weekend a simple test was done to ascertain who had the highest intelligence of Patrick or George. The experiment consisted of a piece of paper held up for both of them in which they had to follow the paper's exact instructions, where each person had to say their name, and determine what the picture of a camera and an arrow pointing to the left ment, and a line that read,"Please look to your left to complete your test." George responded with the amazing reaction time of 3 seconds, while Patrick stood there, after stating his name as Ted Nugget, and stared at the circles trying to find a hidden picture. Several hours later he claimed he saw a schooner. George responded by calling Patrick a dumb bastard. Wesley who was on the scene just sat there and talked about guns and caulks at amazingly high speeds while keeping an uncomfortable volume.
