Stephen demonstrates how to behave once you've run out of booze. Apologies go out to those unfortunate souls with whom I was on MSN that night.

Step 1

Before you search for more booze, lay prostrate for a while. Make sure your mouth still functions.

Step 2

Try praying. You never know what will happen.

Step 3

Ascend to your feet to see if your devotion has paid off.