This cheerful dude was trying to convert people to Christianity but spent all his time screaming (and being screamed) at two Mulsim dudes.
This guys was so freaky no one even wanted to know what he had to say.
And this cheerful guy was the one person there who actually made the most sense. Except that I have no idea what he was talking about. Something to do with professional wrestling, Bush's university carreer, racism and how we should all become English.