Spiders in the Hairdo

There was a fellow who approached a barber for a haircut. He had dreadlocks, and complained that the barber was clumsy, as he was nicking his head with the scissors.

The barber carried on and eventually the dreadlocked individual tired of the clumsy service, left the premises with the haircut unfinished.

He was found at home some time later, dead, from multiple spider-bites to the skull, from a nest of spiders living in his hair.