AniElly:FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AniEmily:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ANIELLY...TAKING...OVER...WRITING...CRAZY...FANFICS...MUST...BE...STOPPED...
AniElly:NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE'S MY
FANFIC:
THE UMM...UHH...BEGINNING!
prolog:
AniElly:i'm writing a story...
everyone in the board room:so what?
AniElly:i'm writing a sttttttttttttooooooooooorrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy!
AniEmily:oh great...when clones write stories, it's the end of the world! duck and cover!
AniElly:oh yeah!!!!!!!??????
chapter 1- the true beginning!
my name is AniElly.i can't tell you my true name, or where I live.at least, not now. this
is the true story of what the heck the Ellimist actually directly did to help the earth I'll
get to that later.
***in mystical author land...***
AniElly:crap, this story is getting nowhere fast.
AniEmily:haha.i told you so.
peace:LOL.
AniElly:WAIT!mind if I put you guys in it?
AniEmily:umm...uhh...
peace:...
AniElly:thanks!***starts typing***
***back in the FANFIC***
here is my story:
chapter 2- the actual story!
***meanwhile, in author land-***
AniElly:crap...how do I start this thing?
AniEmily:umm...hit the gas button?
AniElly:good idea!
AniEmily:that was just a joke!
***back to the FANFIC- ***
my name is Rachel.you know all that Yeerk crap, so I won't explain again.here's the
story:
I was watching tv.when I saw a show flip by.i looked at the screen and-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"I
screamed.a fake muppet andalite was on screen.a fake valley girl-with-dyed-hair
versian of myself appeared.
"we'll be right back to AniTv!."said the tv.
"EEK!!THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!I'VE GOT TO CALL THE OTHER ANIMORPHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"I
yelled.
chapter 2- the actual story(cont.)
***in a land far far away, aka Emily's Animorph's Message Board***
AniElly:see, clones can write fanfics!
AniEmily:you call that a fanific?there is nothing!no story, no plot, no new charecters...
AniEmily:yeah yeah yeah.i'm getting to that stuff.
***back to the story***
[I do not understand.what do you mean we are on tv?we are here.the tv is there.plus, we
couldn't all fit on it.]ax said.
***author's note:
I am using the [ and ] keys for thought speak.long story***
[ax, you still have alot to learn about earth...]tobias started.
"anyways, here's a tape of it."said rachel.she popped a tape into the vcr in her tv.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"screamed
all the animorphs at once.
"h...h...how dare they!we are not that stupid looking!nor do we act that clueless!"yelled cassie.
This must be stopped!!!!!!!!!!! cried Jake
What do we do though? asked rachel
Then Marco said Stephen Spealburge will know!!!
They all went to Calafornia to see him.
When they got there he tured around and started talking in that weird echo-E talk that they use
for thought speak. AADSSYHGYIJFTGGJFDkjreshdshfd!!!! they yelled!
Then they RAN all the way back to Delawere.
Marco then asked Why???
They didn't know. So they all ran back to where ever they live.
They ran into all of the peoples houses.
All of them were watching AniTV. Ax tries to smash the TV but his tail blade smashes and his
hooves curve up ala Wiz'O'Oz. Marco tries to change the chanel but it won't turn. The TV won't
turn off either. Ax uses that thingie from #8 to call the Andalites. All of the Andalites came but
they all die of anoyed-ness. The chee come but They have all turned into TVzAll seemed hopeless. All was hopeless. The world had fallen into AniTV's power. *--(Recap: Ax is
dead. The Chee are TV's. The TVs won't turn off or change the channel.--* Marco knew what to
do. He went to Colarodo and got the cast of South Park. when he got back Tobias wasroasting
on a barbacue grill. No one cared. Anyway. The extreme stupidity of AniTV killed Kenny. The rest
of the cast of South Park became mindless droning slaves. The same fate became the rest of
the people except for Marco,Rachel,Jake,Cassie,AniEmily,Vis3,ME(not Ken),Ellimist,all of the
skunks,a butterfly, Homer Simpson,Tarzan,Rich Uncle Penny Bags,Bill Gates,Paul Mcarthy,Spider
Man,Hanson,Pikachu,Mr Hanky,and Slippers my dog.What happened: Hanson began to play music and sing MMM Bop, so Paul Mcarthy shot them
with a machine gun. Bill Gates became Presadent and Tarzan became Vice Presadent. Rich Uncle
Penny Bags became treasurer but stole all of the money and got a monopaly. Bill Gates decided
he'd get payed with skunks. Homer Simpson and Spider Man had weekly fights on Pay-Per-View
and Rachel hosted it. My dog Slippers lead a revilution against the butterfly. Pikachu and Mr
Hanky became the new Men in Black. AniEmily kept her web site. Vis3 got convicted of being
her. Rich Uncle Penny gave her a get out of jail free card.
Marco and Cassie got married because Jake went bald
AniElly:hey!that's not the rest of the story!well, not quite!all i can tell you is that crayak is involved somehow...
AniEmily + peace:LOL!!!!we'll finish it for you!!!!!
AniElly:NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AniEmily + peace:***smile evily and ties AniElly to a chair, peace turns on AniTv, and they both run for it, leaving AniElly to suffer alone***
With this new Utopia the remaining Animorphs were able to have fun again. Jake grew his hair back using propicha and then killed Marco. Hanson was shot and very much dead.They got tourests from other planets coming to watch Spider Man and Homer Simpson battle.Sadly Bill Gates was assasinated by the butterfly but the Ellimist said ah! what the heck! and brough him back to life. My dog later went on to marry the Ellimist, discovering that yes it was a girl. But the Yeerks thretened this. Because at the last minute Visser Three captured Matt Groning and infested him before his Andalite body died.
the rest of the aftermath:
AniEmily morphed an ellimist and turned bill gates into kenny.she then sent peace and her clone army after him, and the rest is not known.the real kenny came back to life again, only to be killed by the angry ghost of tobias.crayak just watched and laughed evily as his plan was working.AniEmily sent her clone army after crayak and they all killed.the chee went back to normal, only to meld and turn into drode.AniElly chased drode down the street.then the stupidity of hanson and AniTv combined turned every1 but the ppl on Emily's Animorphs message board and their clones into mindless vampire zombies controled by the muppet andalites on AniTv.
the end...?
There were stupid puppets everywhere. All seemed lost. But cleverly my dog Slippers created a virus. A-- dun dun dun -- computer virus. The virus wiped out all of the animatronic puppets and everyone retuned to normal. Then the virus caused Ken's computer to implode. But right before that, the Yeerks acsessed his site and took control over it. They used that hypnotizing thingie that AniEmily threw in the recycle basket. They used it to hypnotize Hanson to continuasly sing MMM Bop. It was so awful that it made Ellimist's head explode.
The utopia had fallen. There were mimes everywhere. Hanson was played on loud speakers all over the world. AniTV was shown on TVz the size of movie screens. All that they gave people to eat was liver and onions. The world was an awful world on pain. But a group of people set out to change that.
To be continued...
That bold group was planning their attack. They would end this tramma. They were: The group set out to end this terrible happening and bring non-hanson-and-AniTV-ness and don't have an official name. The first thing that they did was send out the grandma's! Everyone knows that grandma's are very good cooks. The liver and onions ran away. Then Darth Vader stepped out of the fog saying: *Luke-- I am your father.* Then he pulled out his light fish and whacked all of the mimes until they ran away.
To be continued
Then Paul Mcarthy stepped out saying:* Luke I am not your father* Then he pulled out his revolver and shot Hanson-- again? The moral of this sentance is: Even though Paul was from the 60's, he sings a whole lot better than Hanson.
To be continued...
Hanson was dead. Liver and Onions were dead. The mimes were gone. The world was almost back to normal. Except-- the hardest and most annoying thing to get rid of-- AniTV. The main ??? is how to get rid of it. South Park. It was the only way to end the terror. But could they handle the terrible annoyingness?
To be continued...
Could they do it. The answer was no. But the devil came up and he couldn't take it so he zapped AniTV and then bopped Ken, and disapeared...
Rachel: I'm glad the nightmare's finnaly over. *Then she looks in the mirror and one of those freaky puppets starts laughing maniacly.*
the evil puppets came back to life.they were turned into crayaks by AniEmily in her ellimist morph.hanson came back.AniEmily's clone AniElly came and summoned another famos clone, mini me.mini me bit hanson and they ran away crying like babies.they then morphed into the muppet andalites off AniTv and it was revelead they were girls.
Since they found out that Hanson really was a bunch of girls the Yeerks considered them "weird" so they didn't want to play thier music.Then a giant Mr Hankey came riseing up out of the water singing-- a song.
Peace: That really didn't have much effect on the script did it?
Mr Hankey: No not really.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
Only Jake, Rachel, Cassie, and Slippers were left to fight the Yeerks. They were known as the Fab Four. Besides fighting the Yeerks, they composed music. They later broke up the band and stuck to fighting the Yeerks. They knew that AniTV had to be stopped. Just when they thought it was safe...
The four of them against AniTV... Then they found that cloning thing. It only had enough power to make 10,000 clones of one of them. They had to choose the strongest and smartest of them. They choose: Slippers
TO BE CONTINUED...
Thier choose was wise. The Slippers clones began to sniff everything and pee-- alot...
The AniTV people began to say ewwww...
AniEmily went up to the cloning machine.she powered it up.a bunch of clones of herself popped out again.AniElly freed herself from the chair AniEmily and peace had tied her to.she knocked both unconsis and took over writing the fanfic.AniEmily and peace woke up.they got an evil idea.AniElly took over the world.AniEmily came up and knocked her out, so she took over as king and queen of the world and the message board.
The AniElly clones were running a muck on the net! She had tampered with Ty.com, K'nex.com, and .com.com! Her power source came from AniEmily's site. If her site was deleted the dreaded AniElly virus would be destroyed....
To be continued!!! *dun dun dun...*
AniEmily's site had to be deleted. But how? Oh yeah the delete button. AniEmily took out a big red button. Her finger hovered over it. It got closer. And closer. And then --
AniEmily: Ahhhhhhhh!!! Hey peace I just had the strangest dream.
Peace: I told you not to eat on an empty stomach.
AniEmily: *holds cup of coffee.* I dreamed that my clone had taken over the internet, and the only way to stop her was to delete my site.
Peace: Oh how awful!
AniEmily: *Pours coffee on head* Yeah, I've been having strange dreams lately.
Peace: Do you think it has anything to do with the fact that the exact same thing has happened, only it's Ken's site that needs to be deleted instead of your's?
AniEmily: Maybe.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Ken's site needed to be deleted. But how? Oh yeah the delete button. AniEmily and peace went over to Ken's house. They told Ken that he had to delete his site. He pulled out a large red button. His finger hovered over it. It got closer. And closer. And closer--
Ken: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! I just had the strangest dream.
AniEmily: I told you not to eat on an empty stomach.
Peace: here have a cup of coffee.
Ken: Thanks. *pours coffee on head* I dreamed that AniElly had taken over the net and the only way to stop her was to delete my site.
Peace: How awful!
AniEmily: is that regular coffee, or decaf?
Ken: It's regular.
AniEmily: Hey peace, can I have a cup.
Peace: Sure *spits in cup* Here
AniEmily: Thanks.
Peace: Hey, Ken. Do you think your dream has anything to do with the fact that that same thing has happened only to The Visser's site instead of your's?
Ken: Maybe.
TO BE CONTINUED
Everyone rushed to Visser Three's house. They told her that the only way to keep Ken's page from desroying the jello was to delete AniEmily's site. No wait that can't be right.
Suddenly everything got all wonky. Then all of us and our PC's were on a sub. We started pressing a lot of buttons. Then suddenly our computers started getting down-graded to DOS.
Then we noticed that we were getting younger by the minute. We were all six (except for peace who was one year younger than them.)
Peace: Oh no! if we keep getting younger like this we shall all disapear!
Ken: I want my mommy! *sob*
AniEmily: What do we do?
Visser Three: Try pressing a button.
Ken: How about Backspace?
AnyEmily: Yeah!
Ken: I can almost reach it!
*press!*
Everything them goes back to normal.
Peace: Hey, would you agree with me if I told you that we have been passing through the see of time?
Ken: Yeah that would explain a few things.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Our heros Rocky and Bullwinkle our now trapped in a submerime passing through the sea of science.
They were able to survive their journy through the sea of time. Join us next week for our conclusion -- Ha like you really care!
Peace: Hey guys! Turn off the TV! You know I think that proffesser peobody's time space continueum theory would be of the utmost importance to us in this situation.
Ken: La La La La La La
AniEmily: Peace
Peace: Now this theory would show how you could take two eggs, beat lightly --
AniEmily: Peace?
Peace: -- pour and blend at 65 miles an hour.
AniEmily: Peace
Peace: Then multiply the approxamate squeare root of infinaty by the number of--
AniEmily: Peace?
Peace: AniEmily
AniEmily: What do we do?
Peace: Press a button.
*press*
TO BE CONTINUED...
KaBOOOOMMM!!!!
All of us were blasted on to land and the submarine rats went to Ken's old site. They began chewing on the old files. Anyway. We tried to form a band again. We were called the Fab Four, and we took England by storm. We later went to America to be on the Ed Sulavan show. That's what's started Eltaeb mania. We made a movie called Help! AniTv sucks! But our producer dropped the AniTv sucks part. Well that lasted pretty long until we made one last alblum and decide to break up.
Peace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AniEmily: What's the matter?
Peace: I dreamed that we were writing a Fanfic that started with potencial then became a brilliant mosaic of jello and submarines!It was awful. The script had lost all meaning and had lost all of it's kill AniTV-ness! It just kept oing on and on and on on and on and on on and on and on on and on and on on and on and on on and on and on on and on and on on and on and on on and on and on on and on and on on and on and on
Just like this story.
AniEmily: I hate to tell you but you weren't dreaming.
Peace: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
yaw eht lla elgnij ,slleb elgnij ,slleb elgnij
the evil neverending fanfic just went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on forever and ever and ever and ever and-
AniEmily:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone:what's wrong?
AniEmily:i had the strangest dream!we were all stuck in a fanfic that went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on forever and ever and ever and ever and-
AniElly:guess what? it wasn't a dream!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU WILL ALL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AniEmily:NEVER!***kicks AniElly away from the keyboard computer and takes over fanfic***
Visser3:crap!now we're scewed!***morphs into hanson and scares everyone away***
AniEmily:***finishs typing***
peace + Ken:what did you type?
Ken:could it be...
peace:no it can't...
AniEmily:oh but it is.
THE END!!!!!(F0R NOW AT LEAST)
The huge "THE END" sign lingered over our heads.
AniEmily: Um, shouldn't we be, like, not here?
Ken: I know. We shouldn't be here.
Peace: AniEmily typed THE END.
AniElly (in huge echoE talk): MWHOOHAAAHAA! I typed To Be Continued!!!
Ken: AHHHHH
AniEmily: AHHHHHHH
Visser3: AHHHHHH
Peace: AHHHHHHH
AniEmma: AHHHHHHH! Hey guys, what are we screaming about?
AniEmily: AHHH! Explosions! AniTV HGFDSFDG! Hanson! FFFJ! AHHHH!!
AniEmma: I see.
Peace: You see, what AniEmily was trying to say was: AHHHHHH! IMplosions. Because technecly things imploded -- not exploded.
AniEmma: Oh of course.
Ken: *pours coffee on head*
To Be Continued... Question Mark
Ken: Well then.
Peace: Wait aren't you AniElly's arch nemmisis.
AniEmma: Ya.
Peace: Would you mind going and bothering this boy named Kenneth? He's a total dork, and is such a know-it-all. And all during Socal Studies he makes these little humming noises. I totally hate him!
AniEmma: Okay
*Two Hours later...
AniEmma: I'm back!
Peace: By the way, aren't you AniElly's arch nemmissis?
AniEmma: Yep.
Peace: Well maybe you can juggle some magic ponies--
AniEmily: Why don't you distract AniElly, while we finish the FanFic?
AniEmma: Sure.
Ken: Are you sure, because, we'll have to finish the plot, new chareecters and all that crap.
AniEmma: Okay whatEvEr.....ufdsgkhsksfdshfhsdfhfd...
To Be Continued... .... .... .... .... ... ... .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . .... .. . .. .... .. .
With AniEmma off to distract AniElly our heros had to start moving the story along...
_________________________________________________AniEmily: First we need a setting.
Peace: How about on nowhere?
Ken: Huh?
Peace: Nowhere.
Visser3: Ah why not.
_________________________________________________
Our heros were running up a mountain. Why? I don't know. I think it's because the were board of being at AniEmily's house.Well anyway, they were running up a mountain. They got to the top. Then they jumped off the top of the mountain.
_________________________________________________
AniEmily: Ow, Ow, Ow
Ken: Ouchies!
Viser3: Oooooo! Ooooooo!
Peace: Ow ow wo wo ow ow wo wo.
To be continuued
We/they fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell andfell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell andfell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell andfell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell andfell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell, straight into nowhere.
Peace: Wow.
AniEmily: Yeah. Wow.
Ken: Oh no!
Visser3: What is it Ken?
Ken: AniTV puppets.
Peace: We've only got one chance!
Ken: What's that?
Peace: Click the Stop loading this pa--
They page stoped loading. A freakish half puppet stood there. Then a freakish cast of really bad actors walked out.
Ken: Ahhhhh!!!
Peace: Get Slippers!!!
Visser3: Here.
Peace: Take this! *throws Slippers at them*
AniEmily: Run!
Slippers: Yes a do certantly agree that running would be the best thing to do.
Everyone ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ranand--
Peace: Yawn. This Fanfic is really pointless. It's like all those horror movie that have 8 parts.
AniEmily: Yeah really.
AniEmma: Hi.
Ken: We really need to get this script moving or we'll be here forever.
Peace: How about if we just burry the script.
Visser3: That's a good idea.
*They get a safe lock the script in it.* They take the key and lock that in a safe* *They took the key to that safe and put it in a safe.* *They took the key to that safe and put it in a safe.* *They burried the key to that safe in Ken's backyard.* *They took each of the safes put then in a meatle box then welded them shut* *They burried the safe with the last key in the ocean.* *They sent the second to last key to Jupiter* *They sent the first key to pluto, Surrounded by barbed wire, a mine field, a block of cement, 17 plexiglass houses, A tall wall, dracon cannons, fleas, bees, and pitbulls, and all around it is poison ivy, and giant venus flytraps,in 88 houses made of steel, and brcken glass all around that.*
The End
It didn't work. We were all still there.
All: Ow ich ekk Ow!
Peace: Now what do we do?
AniElly: I can't stand it! Make this story end!!!
Ken: I have an idea!
Visser3: What?
Ken: Let's just fake our own deaths!
Peace: Sure!
Our heros faked thier own deaths and lived a happy life in Delawere.
THE real END
the story was still not over to AniElly.she started the sequal.
AniElly:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AniEmily:WAIT!THIS ISN'T A SEQUAL, IT'S THE SAME STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ACCK!
peace:all that for nothing.
Visser3:I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ken:what?
Visser3:let's summon Kia Purity to flame AniElly!
AniEmily:how about i just do it?
Visser3:that could work.
AniEmily:or we could try taking over again.
peace:better idea.
narrator:and so our heros dragged the computer to-
AniEmily:is the narrator nessicary?
narrator:yes!i couldn't get any other job!plus, i'm AniElly's second cousin's brtoher's dad's cat's parakeet's sister's cousin's brothers!i'm family!
AniEmily:umm...AniEmily's my clone.and you are in no way related to me, so you can't be related to me.
narrator:darn it.foiled again!***takes off costume revealing he's jake from AniTv and starts narrating again***
AniEmily:***starts typing, the narrator disappears***
***types some more.a big "the end" sign hangs over their heads.***
***puts a shield, lock, chain, bolt, and every type of item that makes it impossible to touch the keys on the key board, swallows the keys***
THE END!!!!!!!!!!FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!
OR IS IT???
I THINK IT IS!!!!!!!
MOM:EMILY!GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND LET YOUR SISTER ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
VISSER3:YEAH!DO IT EMILY!
CRAP....GOTTA....FINISH....TYPING....LOSING GROUND....GETTING....KICKED....OFF....LITERALLY....GOOD BYE....FOR....NO-
