"So, I have good news if you're interested." Carter set a glass of coffee on the dining room table in front of Melissa.
She looked up with bags under her eyes and her mouth hanging open. Her eyes widened. "You had sex with Taylor?"
"No."
"Damn, I was hoping you could give me the dish on how good he is."
Carter shook her head and made a face. "Ok shut up. I was talking about Bianca." She sighed as she watched her sister's face turn bright red. "Ok. The good news is. You didn't make out with her."
"Ok that's good. So how'd I get her gum?"
"She pulled you into the closet and when you told her you weren't so sure about that... she gave you her gum to make everybody think you guys made out."
Melissa nodded. "Very clever."
"Yeah." Carter looked down at the floor. "There is some other news though... interesting... unexpected news."
"What's that?"
"You did make out with Abby."
Melissa jumped up, knocking her coffee to the floor, and pointed her finger in Carter's face. "Nooooooooo!"
"Hey I'm just relaying the message here."
"But why the hell would I do that?!"
"Apparently she was drunk off of her ass too."
"So she doesn't remember either?"
"No. But apparently after Bianca welcomed to her world... she kinda got the hint that something went down..." Carter paused... "Ok I'm not even gonna attempt to rephrase that last one."
"Good." Melissa sighed. "Ok... This has been too much sisterly bond chat for one day. I'm gonna go get a shower." She paused and turned around. "Hey... Todd wanted to ask you a question."
"Oh god. What?"
"Why Taylor?"
"Huh?"
"Why did you choose Taylor over Zac and Todd."
Carter paused and thought. "Ok first off. Todd is a psycho. I don't care if he says he's not. I get bad vibes from him. And Zac.... I dunno... Everytime I kissed him, I kept thinking about the fact that I taught him out to go poopoo on the pottie."
Melissa nodded. "Yup, definitely too much sisterly bond chat for today."
Carter knocked on Zac's bedroom door and walked in when there was no answer. "Hey booger... I talked to Bianca about Mel.... whoa..." She stopped when she saw Justine and Zac sitting on his bed. One of his hand was touching the side of her face lightly and the other was on the bed. They were kissing... passionately. "Ok WHOA... sorry..." She paused when they didn't stop. "Hello? Another person in the room?" She made a face. "Ok geez. CARTER IS STANDING IN THE DOORWAY WATCHING YOU MAKE OUT!" She sighed. "Now I know how Taylor feels." She slammed the door shut and went to Taylor's room.
Zac's lips parted from Justine's and he looked at the door. "What was that?"
"Nothing." Justine smiled and leaned forward to kiss him again.
"Do you know what your brother is doing?" Carter sighed as she stood in the doorway to Taylor's room.
He looked up at her. "Probably making out with Justine, completely ignoring your really really loud voice?"
"Yeah." She sighed again.
Taylor slowly stood up from his bed and walked to Carter. He put his arms around her shoulders and hugged her, putting his head on her shoulder. "You haven't come over for a few days."
"Miss me?"
"Yeah. A whole lot." He smiled and kissed her lightly on the lips. "So did you figure out what happened with Meli and Bianca?"
"Yeah. False alarm."
"That's good."
She nodded. "She did make out with Abby though."
Taylor covered his eyes with his hands. "Ok too much information."
Carter laughed. "That's pretty much what she said." Carter smiled at him. "You're too damn cute." She pulled his hands away from his eyes.
Taylor grinned.
"What?" She laughed. "You grin like that's the first time anybody's ever called you cute."
Taylor shook his head. "No I get that all the time. I just feel like it's our mission to get Zac and Justine's lips away from eachother."
Carter laughed. "And how would we do that?"
Taylor shrugged and picked up his moniter. "Hey Zac..." There was no answer. "Zac... FREAKIN RETARD!!!" Still, no answer. "Ok that obviously wasn't gonna work."
"Didn't think it would."
"FLASH HIM!"
Carter laughed. "What?! I'm not gonna flash him! YOU FLASH HIM!"
"I don't have boobies."
"Yeah but you have an ass... and a... I'm not gonna flash him."
"Come on, I won't watch. Besides, he's seen your boobies before."
Carter grumbled and dragged her feet over to Zac's bedroom. She opened the door, pulled her shirt up to her neck, and then let it fall. She turned to Taylor who was standing next to his own bedroom. "Didn't work."
"That's because you're wearing a bra."
"I'm not showing my boobs."
"Come on, Carter. Do it for the sake of science."
Carter glared at him, sighed, and unsnapped her bra. She pulled her bra out of her sleeve and threw it at Taylor. "I swear, if you look, I'll come over there and bite you."
"Whoa..." He looked at her and then down at her bra. "How do you chicks do that?"
"It's a gift. Now turn around."
"Ok ok." Taylor covered his eyes.
"I really don't wanna do this." She grabbed the bottom of her shirt and pulled it up to her neck. "It's not working." She said, still holding her shirt up.
"ZAC! CARTER IS NAKED!" Taylor screamed, still covering her eyes.
Zac and Justine stopped kissing and looked up. Carter pulled her shirt back down, turned bright red, slammed the door shut, and threw herself at Taylor. "SON OF A BITCH!" She screamed as she shoved him to the ground and sat on his stomach.
Taylor dropped her bra and his eyes widened. "DON'T BITE ME!"
She glared at him. "You are going to die. You do realize that... right?"
"Ok so now that Zac and Justine have both seen you half naked... when do I get too?"
Carter lifted her knee and lightly brought it down on the crotch of his pants. Taylor bit his lip. "Wanna ask that again? Or should I just apply pressure now?"
"I love you." He smiled, frightened.
"You're lucky I love you too." She smiled and kissed his forehead. "Now give me back my bra before I flatten your manhood."