1. :-) = The standard smile

2. :) = The lazy man's smile

3. ,-) = Winking smile

4. ;-) = Another winking but, with both eyes

5. =(:-o = Surprised

6. :-$ = Mouth wired shut

7. :-(=) = Smiley with big teeth

8. :-i = Smoking

9. :-)8 = Smiley with a bow tie

10. :-> = A response to a sarcastic remark

11. (-: = The left handed smiley

12. :-( = Sad smiley

13. :-C = Very sad smiley

14. :'-( = Crying smiley

15. :-* = Kissing smiley

16. :X = Another kissing smiley

17. :)> = A happy bearded smiley

18. F:-( = Smiley with an axe in head (bet that hurts!)

19. b:-) = Smiley about to be butchered (that's gonna leave a mark..)

20. :(> = A sad bearded smiley

21. &-) = A stoned smiley

22. [ ] = A hug

23. :#) = A drunk smiley

24. :-), = I have an outy belly button

25. (:)-) = Scuba Diver

26. :-] = Undecided

27. 0 :-) = Angel

28. :-E = Vampire

29. ~:| = Don't bother me, or I'll kick your as... arse (heh heh)

30. :(-x-) = kiss my as... arse (hmm.. enough arse stuff for now)

31. :-D = Man laughing really hard

32. §:-) = Curly haired smile

33. ******:-) = Marge Simpson

34. +<:-) = A monk

35. ===:-) = Don King

36. R-| = Just broke glasses

37. (-:|:-) = Siamese Twins

38. 7:-) = Fred Flintstone (I really don't see this one)

39. :/7/) = Cyrano de Bergerac (Who..?)

40. ]:0 = A cow

41. :\/ = A woodpecker (Don't see this one either..)

42. y/x:-) = Happily married male or female

43. x:-) = Male

44. y:-) = Female

45. ~:0 = Screamy baby

46. :~.) = Cindy Crawford

47. c|:-= = Carlie Chaplin

48. 8:] = Gorilla

49. K:-) = Kid wearing a propeller hat (You know, like what Elroy Jetson had)

50. 8-O = Extremely shocked or surprised

51. :@ = Stress scream (I get about 4 an hour when I work on this site)

52. 8:o) = Mickey Mouse

53. $-) = Yuppie

54. :-8) = Smiley with glasses on the tip of the nose

55. >:-{} = Mick Jagger

56. [, : )] = Herman Munster

57. (Z(:^| = Nepoleon (Look hard for this one)

58. \/\/:\/\ = A wrapped mummy

59. ]}-} = A horned devil

60. :-< = A walrus

61. %-^ = Picasso

62. :-----) = Pinnochio ( Is that how it is spelt?? )

63. [:] = Happy robot

64. |^o = Snoring

65. :-k = Biting lip

66. ([| = Robocop

67. +<||-) = A knight

68. C=}>;*{)) = A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in a updraft, a mustache, & a double chin

69. :-(E = Sloppy eater

70. :-)... = Drooling

71. @:-) = Elvis

72. //o-o\\ = John Lennon

73. 8----(0 = Phantom of the Opera

74. H:( = Unhappy person that had a steel (metal may vary) beam dropped on them

75. \_/ = Shot glass

76. ~:-) = Mohawk man

77. :pd: = French kiss

78. =]:)> = Uncle Sam

79. |>ccc((º> = Fish

80. <'))>< = Another fish

81. |--==| = A bed

82. <^oo^> = Cat

83. c|_| = Coffee mug

84. :-" = Whistling

85. {:-) = Hair parted in the middle

86. :%)% = Smiley with a bad case of acne

87. (o) = Target

88. ( * _ * ) = Alien

89. (::::[]::::) = A belt

90. |*_*| = Hangover

91. ()xxx(::::::::::::::::::> = A sword (my version, there are many others like that)

92. >>----» = Arrow

93. \****/ = Popcorn bowl

94. :o) = Smiley with a big nose

95. :-p = Tongue sticking out

96. :-P = Another Tongue sticking out

97. :p~~ = Drool

98. P-( = Pirate

99. (|:)> Beatnik wearing a barret

100. :B = Buck-Toothed smiley

101. 8-P" = Drooling over you / goo-goo eyes

102. (_8^(|) = Homer Simpson

103. +-(:-) = The Pope

104. :-~) = Got a cold / runny nose

105. :-Q = Smoker

106. :-? = Pipe smoker

107. :-O = Don't cry! or a deep state of amazement

108. X-( = Just died

109. {:-) = Smiley with a toupee

110. :-\ or :-/ = Uncertain smiley

111. @->-- = I give you a rose

112. @}-'-,-'-,-- = Long stemmed rose

113. (-o-) = TIE Fighter

114. >o< = X-Wing

115. (-_-) = Secret smile

116. (o--->) = Sounds fishy

117. :-{} = Smiley wearing lipstick

118. (:-) = Bald smiley

119. ,-) or '-) = One-eyed smiley

120. :-@ = Swearing smiley

121. 8-) = Smiley wearing sunglasses or a bandit

122. :-# = Wearing braces

123. )=_ = Man with a scar

124. Q:-) = Davey Crocket

125. <:o-) = Bobo the Clown

126. C=8-)> = Abe Lincoln

127. >[] = Old small antenna TV / old 1950's radio

128. :-[>] = Snake tongue

129. :^( = Broken nose

130. -:-) = Punk rocker

131. <|-) = Chinese

132. [:-) = Wearing headphones

133. @:-) = Wearing a turban

134. (:I = Egghead

135. *<:-) = Smiley wearing a Santa hat

136. :-& = Tongue tied

137. %-6 = Brain dead

138. I-O = Yawning

139. \(^o^)/ = Japanese banzai-smiley

140. <:-) = Wearing a dunce cap

141. =^..^= = A fox

142. (O v O)= An owl

143. <*+*> = A nerd with big ears

144. E@:-)= An afro dude with a pick in his hair

145. ^^v^;;^v^^ = A vampire bat (anyone see that one??)

146. #8^) = Happy guy with glasses

147. ><@>< = Peppermint Candy

148. =>:-)= = A rebel

149. (*) = An apple

150. 0-) = A cyclops

151. °å° = A paw print

152. @_=^) = Conan O'Brien (you know.. The Late Late Show guy, some say I look like him)

153. {|O~}~~%%% = A guitar

154. <^> {º­º} <^> = A guy giving someone the finger.. er fingers (hehe)

155. (<>..<>) = An Alien

156. §:0}I = Jimi Hendrix

157. *Cl :- ) = Lady with a flowered hat

158. -----E = A pitchfork

159. ¦-O = A yawn
     

     (A note to all... loosing feeling in my hands, too much typing...)
     

160. < __________(_( ) = A pencil

161. *<|8^)#\/\/\/\/\/[ = A jack in the box

162. §*^*§ = A smiley with earrings

163. \%/ = A cocktail

164. (B-0==== = ZZ Top!

165. <{-_-}> = Yoda

166. @-_-@ = Princess Leia

167. <*))))))><( = Dead fish

168. _=*|:-) = A wizard

169. c\=/ = Cup of tea

170. ( ((><)) ) = Kenny McCormick from South Park

171. 8>--- = Blood sucking aphid

172. O-(-<]: = skateboarder

     *Everything after this is new here as of August 21, 2001*

173. {-_-} = In a trance

174. -|<^_^&rt;|- = Count in a cape

You must remember, everyone does not have all of the emoticons. There are hundreds of them, these are the ones I could get my sticky little hands on. If you have one I don't have, again, feel free to send it in and I'll add it on.

Wanna print out this list? Just click here and you'll be set!

I think I have formed permanent blisters on my fingers now..