My Favourite Statements...
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"Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out of it alive anyway"
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Learn from the mistakes of
others , You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
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`It is your attitude more than
your aptitude that determines your altitude'
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If all you have is a hammer,
every problem starts looking like a nail.
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Past is a History,
Future is Mystery and
Present is a gift
thats why called "present".
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Don't worry about what other
people are thinking about you. They are too busy worrying over what you
are thinking about them.
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Trouble being punctual is that
people think that you have nothing more important to do
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One difference between the
man and the machine is that the machine is quiet when well oiled.
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Any fool can paint a picture.
But it takes wise persons to be able to sell it.
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If at first you don't succeed,
redefine the success.
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A man who smiles when things
go wrong has thought of some one to blame it on.
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When hammering a nail, you
will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both the hands.
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Team work is essential.
It always allows you to blame someone else
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Experience is the worst teacher.
It always gives the test first and the instructions afterwards.
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"Don't steal, the government
hates competition."
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Gravity is an Illusion, Earth
sucks!!
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To the world, u may be just
one person...
But to one person , you may be
the world..
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To get to heaven, turn right
and keep straight
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Things do not change,WE change.
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The surest sign that intelligent
life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never
tried to contact us.
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Arguing with an engineer is
like mud wrestling with a pig, after a while you realize that
the pig actually enjoys it.
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That must be wonderful! I don't
understand it at all.
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Hard work never killed anybody,
but why take a chance?
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You don't get to choose how
you're going to die or when. You can only decide how you're going to live.
NOW !
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He who laughs last...thinks
slowest
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Don't be afraid of pressure.
Remember that pressure is what turns a lump of coal into a diamond.
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Obstacles are the things you
see when you take your eyes off your goal.
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The generation of random numbers
is too important to be left to chance.
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Photons have mass? I didn't
know they were catholic!
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A circle is a line which meets
its other end without ending.
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Algebraical symbols are used
when you do not know what you are talking about.
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Lead me not into temptation.
I can find it myself.
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Keep stress out of your life.
Give it to others instead.
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Never put off till tomorrow
what you can ignore entirely.
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When gas stations start charging
for air - that's inflation.
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God's last name is not "Dammit".
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I like work; it fascinates
me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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My opinions might have changed,
but not the fact that I am right.
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Its better to keep your
mouth shut and have people think you are a fool, than to open
it and remove all doubt.
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Treat your parents well while
they are still healthy, do not only show your respect to them when they
are in the grave.
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You can complain because rose
bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.
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Sacrificing PART of what you
have is human's nature, but sacrificing all of what you have needs a lot
of LOVE. Nowadays people always think of what they can get in return before
giving, if the return is less than their givings, then they will be reluctant
to give.
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Sometimes a simple action,
or something that you think is unimportant can change another person's
life or thinking.
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to achieve things one needn't
know whether it's possible or not but ONE MUST BE EASY TO START AND
HARD TO STOP.
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