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How To Kiss???

Alot of people come up to me and say, "_____, I need to talk to you alone." I agree and talk to them one on one. Usually the question asked to me is, "_____, how do you kiss?" My usual response is, well, it depends on who you are and why you'd be asking me such a question! But seeing as how I realize there are alot of you out there who don't know how to kiss, and that's why I put this little page up right here. So you can know how to kiss, just like all your other friends! Hope this lets you get to know you, your lips, and you partner alot better!


THE KISS (pucker up!)

Just remember that there are many kinds of kisses! There are pecks, regular, passionate, FRENCH, exc... exc.......... Not that I have a favorite or anything! But whatever kiss you do, it's gonna be fun... unless... well... nevermind! I won't scare you beginners. We'll only talk about pecks, regular, passionate and the French Kiss on this page.. so if you want to know how to do more.. ask your best friend.


Pecks

Pecks are the simplist kiss you could possible manage! These are usually used when you don't really have time to do anything else.

How to Kiss Pecking Style

First: Tilt your head to the side and you partner should be doing the same, but in the oppisite direction.

Second: Move closer towards each other slowly.

Third: As soon as you get close enough you can make your way without bumping heads, close your eyes! Your partner doesn't want you to watch!

Fourth: As soon as your lips meet, stay there for maybe more than 7 seconds, but no longer than 30 seconds.. if you go over 30 seconds, it's considered a regular kiss.. but hey! If you got enough time for regular kissing.. MORE POWER TO YOU!!!!!!!


Regular Kiss

The Regular Kiss is when you're not too serious, but yet, you want to make out because your horomones are in overdrive...

How To Kiss Regular Style

First: Follow step One from Pecks direction!

Second: Same as above only for step two instead of one!

Third: Same as third in Peck direction, just like the last two directions.

Fourth: Now when your lips meet, you kind of move then, but your stay that way for more than 30 seconds and as long as you can! My record is 16 minutes staight! Try to beat that for a goal! If you beat my goal, let me know, and I'll place your name and email addy up for advice!


Passionate Kissing

Passionate Kissing is one of my favorites.. it give you a variety to say while you are kissing.. and it's actually kind of cute and romantic..

How to Kiss Passionate Style

First: Make the mood... ROMANTIC!! Guys this means candles and music! No they don't want to head band to heavy metal while kissing. People loose teeth that way!

Second: Look him/her in the eyes and tell them you love them.

Third: Move closer to them, closing your eyes and letting the mood take over.

Fourth: Kiss as long as you want, just make sure you come up for air! While you do, whisper sweet nothings like, "I love you," or "I don't want this moment to end." You know, some crap like that. You have now gradutated to French Kissing after this!


French Kiss

The French Kiss. Yes.. we all love what the French did to the toast, fries, and most of all KISS!!! Yep! That's my kind of people! Them Frenchmen knew what they were doing when they invented the kiss!

How to Kiss French Style (OH YEAH!)

First: Do the first second and third steps from the Passionate Kiss.

Second: Now.. when your lips meet, make sure you have them open a little bit.

Third: When your lips meet, let his/her tongue exlore the inside of your partners mouth. Also, do the same. Sometimes touching tongues, or letting them play inside your mouth.

Fourth: After you're done, it is okay to wipe your mouth off, cause yes, you might have some well, saliva on your lips. But that's normal. It may sound nasty, but it's sure fun! Not that I would know or anything...



Well Congratulations!!!! You have just had you first and last class in kissing! Now go out and practice with your friends today! (FRIENDS SHOULD BE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX!)
Just remember to have fun and don't do it in the same room where you parents are!
Signed,
The Mocking Bird

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