*Next, we fade into the locker room of the Organization. We see Jade Diamond, Chris Brown, Hardcore Jones, Hardcore Jay, Cam Furgeson, and Xavier Region seated around a round table. They are talking quietly to themselves, obviously going over the evening's game plan.*
*Next, we cut into Will Storm, who we see walking around in the back, his World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder. He seems to be approaching the ring area.*
*We cut into the ringside area of the Hill Compound in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. We see roughly seven thousand on hand for the show, all of them screaming loudly. "Thunder Kiss 65" by White Zombie plays, as we continue to pan the audience. Then, we cut over to the newsdesk, where Mike Rether and Clint White sit.*
Mike: Fans, welcome to a brand new edition of EGWA Monday Night!
Clint: Being joined by my tag team partner, Mike Rether, this is Clint White! Tonight, we've got another great show lined up for you, which will showcase some of the top new talent in the EGWA! Making their debuts in the EGWA this evening are Essex Goodenough, Shawn Risked, and Brent Starks! Also, we will see the World Champion Will Storm in action, as well as EGWA legends Hardcore Jay and Jonas Testament! This should prove to be a terrific night!
Mike: We're going to go to the ring for the first match of the evening! This should be a great opening match!
*"Enter Sandman" by Metallica starts up, as the fans begin to boo wildly.*
Clint: GEEZ, talk about fickle! These PA fans suck! The man finally makes a good career decision, and now they boo him!
Mike: He turned his back on them, not the other way around!
Clint: You can't believe all those internet reports, ya know Mike?
*Hardcore Jay walks to the ring, his Singapore Cane slung over his shoulders. He rolls into the ring, and then extracts a can of Budweiser from his back pocket. He pops open the beer, rips the tab, and then shotguns it down. Slamming it against his head a few times, he then tosses it into the crowd, and drops from the middle turnbuckle.*
*"Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions starts up, as Brent Starks starts from the back. He carries a mic with him. The fans boo him loudly.*
Brent Starks: Why am I here? Plain and simple, the EGWA needs a REAL American hero! Are you sick of seeing men like this filthy beast in the ring defending your titles?
*The fans sort of cheer.*
Brent Starks: Darn right! The fans are sick and darn tired of seeing men like him wrestling! They want a real hero! They want a man you can take home to mom, and not worry about him robbing him! Not that any of your dirty Pittsburgh fans would know about that! You're all too concerned with drinking your "forties" and "lighting it up" to worry about cheering your hero!
*The fans begin to boo again. Suddenly, Jay charges Starks. The bell rings, and the opening match begins.*
ike: This is going to be one hell of a match we have in store for you! Brent Starks will make his wrestling debut as an EGWA wrestler, against a man who has been out for quite a while, and is stepping into the ring for the first time in a while, Hardcore Jay! Should be one hell of a match, and I'm looking forward to it!
(The two men start to circle each other, as the bell rings. Jay holds a Singapore cane, as Starks is weaponless. )
Mike: Well here we go! Both men circling each other now…look at this, Jay takes a huge swing at Starks' head, but he ducks! He reverses, and pulls off an arm bar take down! Jay gets right up, as Starks throws a shot into the face. He whips him into the ropes, Jay comes back, and is met with a nice dropkick!! Hardcore Jay is getting dominated, as he rolls himself out of the ring to cool off a bit!
Clint: Starks is following Jay right out of the ring, as he takes his time to get to him. He gets to Jay, and lifts him up! He's looking towards the steel steps! He whips him, but Jay reverses, as Starks goes flying into the steps!!! Now what is Jay doing? He's picking up Starks now, and he himself is standing on top of the steps. He sets, AND DELIVERS A PILEDRIVER!!! STARKS HEAD JUST MET WITH PURE STEEL!! I think Jay has improved monstrously ever since becoming ‘organized'!!!
Mike: At any rate, Hardcore Jay is taunting the fans, only resulting in a chorus of boos. Look at this, Jay is getting a steel chair!! Believe me folks, he knows how to use weapons well! He's approaching Starks, and he stabs the chair into the ribs of Brent Starks! And he does it another time!! Now he tosses the chair away, and lifts Starks up. He brings him to our announcer table, and slams his head right into it! Hey, what the hell? He's taking my water! He gulps, and he spits it right into the face of Starks! Now Jay lifts him back up, and rolls him into the ring, getting in himself as well!
Clint: Jay's going for a quick cover here!! 1…2……no!! Starks kicked out! Jay doesn't look too happy, and now he's proceeding to climb the turnbuckle. He's up, and it looks like he is setting for an elbow drop!! He releases, and STARKS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! JUST IN TIME!!
Mike: Now both men are up, and Starks surprises Jay with a nasty clothesline! Now he gets to his knees, and he locks on an arm bar submission! He's got it locked on tight!! Jay isn't giving up easily though! He's trying desperately to get to the ropes!! He's almost there!! And……he's got the ropes!!!! And Starks is forced to let go. Brent now gets up, and is stomping away at Jay, viscously! He now runs backwards, and bounces against the ropes. He comes back and drops a knee right into Jay's face! Look at this, he is going to climb the ropes himself now. He waits for Hardcore Jay to get up, and now he executes a beautiful missile dropkick!
Clint: Get up Jay, you can't humiliate yourself in your first match with the Organization! C'mon!!! Starks is going for his first cover now!! 1…2…..no, Jay kicked out without much trouble! Now Brent lifts Jay to his feet, no!!! Jay got in a low blow!!! Now he stands up straight, and delivers a DDT!! I knew he would have the spirits to get back into this one! Now he picks up Starks again, and it looks like he is aiming for something…and yes, a vertical suplex!! Jay sits up, and, uh oh…he's got an idea!! Do you see that look on his face?!? Ha!!
Mike: I couldn't disagree there. Wait, look what he's getting!!! HE HAS HIS SINGAPORE CANE! We haven't seen this crack over someone's head in a while!!! Now he's just waiting for Brent Starks to get up!! He's up now!! He turns around, and JAY CRACKS HIS SKULL WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE!!!! THE WEAPON BROKE IN HALF, AND STARKS HAS GOT TO BE UNCONSCIOUS!!
Clint: What a swing!! Haha, look at this!!! Hardcore Jay, or maybe we should say Organized Jay now…he's opened a beer bottle!! He's gulping away at it!! The fans don't have any respect for the world, and they're booing him! What rednecks!!
Mike: But Clint…he has this match in the bag, all he has to do is pin him! Now he is just being downright cocky, not taking the easy win he has!
Clint: Oh, shut up! He needs to cool off a bit, and get a cold drink! The last time I checked, the United States was a free country, ass!
Mike: Whatever. Well, Jay's finished now, as he tosses the can out of the ring. He patiently drops on his knees, and he finally makes a pinfall attempt!! 1…2……..no!!! How the hell did Starks manage to get a shoulder up?? That very well may have been the hardest shot I've seen with a Singapore cane in a long time!!! Starks is still in this one, apparently!!
Clint: Hardcore Jay is in total disbelief!!! He should have had this match won!!!!
Mike: I told you, he should have gone for the cover a while ago, and he would have a definite win! You never listen to me!
Clint: Oh shut the hell up!! This doesn't mean Hardcore Jay will lose! Just keep watching the match!
Mike: Alright, will do…
Clint: Anyhow, Jay is pissed off badly, and so am I! He's going to the outside of the ring, and he's looking for goodies!! Never underestimate Jay with this stuff, he'll ALWAYS find something useful!! He's pulling something off, what is it?!? Hell yeah, Hardcore Jay has got a table!! And this doesn't look good for Brent Starks, folks! Jay slides the table into the ring, as he rolls in himself as well!
Mike: Well he's setting up the table in the middle of the ring now, I'm not sure what he's planning right now. Now he picks up Starks, and throws some fists into his face. Now he lifts him back up, and he drops him into the top turnbuckle!!! His balls have got to be hurting after that one, as he holds them in agony!! Jay is climbing the ropes as well, and now he's pointing to the table in the middle of the ring. He's going to try a dangerous maneuver from the top rope, through that table!!! What could he have in mind?
Clint: Quiet, Mike! I'm trying to concentrate on the horrible outlooks Brent Starks will have when he is drilled through that wooden table, without your squeaky, high pitch Chihuahua voice!! Jay is setting up now, and it looks like he is gonna go for a superplex! He lifts, and…wait, Starks blocked it! Jay tries again, no! Starks blocked it again. He just kneed Hardcore Jay right in the penis!!! That's illegal! Now he's going for something!! No!!! Tornado DDT from the top rope! Jay has got to be hurting, but at least he didn't go through the table, that would be even worse!! C'mon Jay, get the hell back up!!
Mike: Well, whatever you say, Starks isn't giving up in this one easily!! Both men are down, but Starks is the one showing little movement!! He's slowly getting up now, and he's up! Hardcore Jay is on his feet as well! Both men are tired, and they are throwing fists, left and right, back and forth! Jay lunges for a clothesline, Starks ducks, and delivers one of his own! He now picks him up, and whips him into the ropes! Jay comes back, and dodges a forearm to the face, he comes from the other side, only to be met with a nasty elbow into the face!! Starks may have him, and he goes for a pinfall!!! 1….2………no!!!, Jay kicked out just in time!!!
Clint: Well, Brent Starks is getting a little frustrated himself now! He now wraps his arm around the neck of Jay, and is trying to choke him out!! Wake up Jay, don't lose it now!! Ahh, Starks is telling him to check his hand! Don't do it!!
Mike: Why not? You think that your little Organized Jay might lose the match?!
Clint: No, NO!!! Of course not! Just shut up Mike, no one wants to hear you talk! The referee is checking the hand of Jay, now! 1…………..2………………….no!! Jay stopped his hand from losing via submission!! I told you Mike! Jay gets up, still getting choked! He sends an elbow into Starks' abdomen! And he does it again, and again!! He breaks free, and he bounces off the ropes, and executes a bulldog!!! He lifts Starks to his feet now, and Starks lunges again with a clothesline attempt!! Jay ducks, and he gives a kick to the gut!!! He sets up, and don't tell me!! YES!!! HARDCORE DROP RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART OF THE TABLE!!!!! BRENT STARKS BODY WAS WENT THROUGH COURTESY OF HARDCORE JAY'S FINISHING MANEUVER, THE HARDCORE DROP!!!! JAY WALKS AROUND CONFUSEDLY, AND HE FALLS ON TOP OF STARKS!!! COVER!!!!! 1.........…..2………….3!!!!! HARDCORE JAY HAS WON, AND HE'S JUST AS GOOD AS HE WAS A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO!!!!!! MIKE, I TOLD YOU SO, YOU LOSER!!!!!!
Mike: Well, a hard fought match by both men, and Hardcore Jay comes out on top! What a match though, I must say! Both men put on a great performance!!
Clint: Yeah, yeah, try sucking up to me now, huh? Jay kicked Starks ass, face it!!! He won easily!!!
Mike: Well, I'd have to say that's arguable, but I still feel that was a great match, and a hard fought battle all the way!!
Mike: Well, what a match that was!! Brent Starks puts up a hard fight in his debut against Hardcore Jay!
Clint: Truthfully, I was impressed with Starks!
Mike: It's hard to argue, he gave Jay a run for his money! Right now, though, we've got to go to the back, where I understand The Theater Of Pain is going to speak with us!
*The camera cuts to the back, where we see Jonas Testament, Jeff Benson, Chaos, Damien Simons, Morgan Black, and John Bay all standing in the parking lot. Behind them, we see a large tractor trailer.*
Jeff Benson: I know you're wondering...what can we do here? What can we do to top last week's crucifixion? What else can possibly be done to the fans mindset? The trust lies here. The fans will see THE most shocking event in the history of the EGWA this evening. They will see blood. Isn't that what they want? Blood. Tears. Sweat.
Jonas Testament: The fact of the matter is, they've seen nothing yet. The EGWA is about to witness the elevation of the level of violence. How far is too far? When is the line not only crossed, but triple jumped across? The questions will be answered tonight. We will destroy another man's life this evening. And, the second sacrifice will be made.
*With that, the Theater walks off, to plan their strategy.*
*Inside the arena, "The God That Failed" by Metallica starts up. The fans begin to cheer loudly.*
Mike: Here's a man who, in one week, has gone from the most hated to the all-time favroite! Will Storm has really been taken in as the fan's hero!
*Will Storm starts to the ring, his EGWA World Heavyweight Championship Belt over his shoulder. As he rolls into the ring, he rises to the middle turnbuckle, and then takes a microphone from ring announcer Andrew Toribio.*
Will Storm: Fans....WILL STORM IS IN THE HOUSE!!!
*The fans pop loudly.*
Will Storm: You know, lately, it seems as if people still think the Perfectionist is associated with the Organization! Well, simply, that is far from the truth!! Will Storm has distanced himself from Region's group and, from now on, you will only be seeing him fighting for the respect, and honor, of the great EGWA fans!!
*The fans cheer again.*
Will Storm: However, later on tonight, I understand that Jonas Testament and Pastor Mark Brian will be wrestling, to decide who I will face in Tokyo!
*Suddenly, "The Zoo" by the Scorpions starts up, as Xavier Region, flanked by the chosen tag team, the Organized Playas, steps onto the ramp.*
Xavier Region: You know, Storm, I am truly getting sick of hearing your idiotic prattlings! From now on, the Organization has staked a claim to that World Title you hold! We will be unveiling our chosen World Champion later on this evening...and it is not either Jonas Testament or Pastor Mark Brian!! You will see who you face at Rising Sun, and he will blow you away!!
Will Storm: I've beaten every single person in the history of the EGWA, and, I swear to God, I will do it again!! Bring whomever you want to the ring, and I will personally destroy them!!
*"The God That Failed" starts up again, as Storm rolls out of the ring, and Region and the Playas start to the back. We cut to the newsdesk again.*
Mike: Well, what an announcement!
Clint: I think I know who the Chosen World Champion is!! I can see it now...Clint White, NEW EGWA World Heavyweight Champion!
Mike: We don't want ANOTHER mass suicide!
Clint: I'm pretty sure we've got some fines from that one! Let's go to the back!
*The camera cuts into Kyle Krow's locker room. Suddenly, Damien Simons and another man burst into the room. Damien slams him headfirst into his glass mirror, and then grabs a chair. The other man stomps away at Krow, as Damien steps forward.*
Damien Simons: You know, the fans have all been wondering, who is the top rookie in the EGWA now!? Who you see before you is the newest addition to the roster! My own brother, ROBERT SIMONS!
*The two brothers walk out of the room, as we cut into the arena again. The camera is focused on two men sitting in the audience.*
Mike: Hey...isn't that...
Clint: Thomas Lane!? Former IWA champion, and current star of the DDWF!?
Mike: I believe it is...and, I understand that man beside him is his brother Stewart!
Clint: They've been talking all weekend about two former IWA workers being here, and now we've seen one!
Mike: Isn't there a third Lane brother?
Clint: Yeah...Cletis, I think.
Mike: Fans, time for our next match! This is sure to be a great match!
*"Nookie" by Limp Bizkit starts up, as Big Daddy walks to the ring, with fellow Devil's Own member Sick Puppy at his side. Daddy rolls into the ring, as the fans give a large pop for him.*
CW - Wait a sec...who's that in the crowd??
MR - It's Shawn Risked!! Shawn Risked is coming from the crowd and Big Daddy doesn't know about it! Risked is in the ring! Neckbreaker by Risked! Oh my god! Risked now with elbow's to the skull of Big Daddy! Big Daddy is up,whip to the ropes,leap frog by Risked,Daddy ducks a clothesline, and Big Daddy with a cross body block!
CW - Big Daddy is now stomping away on Shawn Risked! Big Daddy into the ropes,and a leg drop on HAZ! Big Daddy drags Risked to his feet..whip to the ropes, SPINE BUSTER! Big Daddy with a leglock on Shawn now. And Sick Puppy is loving it down at ringside! Sick Puppy still has a match tonight against Damion Simons and Kyle Krow for the COT title! God knows what will happen there! Sick Puppy is up on the apron distracting the ref now!
MR - BIG DADDY IS GOUGING THE EYES OF RISKED! TURN AROUND REF! DAMN YOU!!
CW - Finally! Daddy now with a kick to HAZ's head. Daddy is spitting on him! That's disgusting! HAZ is up....
MR - Big Daddy is fumbling around with the turnbuckle now...THERE GOES THE PADDING! Big Daddy just ripped the padding right off the turnbuckle! Big Daddy is trying to ram HAZ into it,HAZ with a elbow, two elbows, there's a head butt,HAZ rams Big Daddy's face into that turnbuckle!!! And again! And again!
CW - HAZ now with a whip to the opposite turnbuckle. Big splash by Risked! Risked is leaving the ring now,what's he got?? He's got a chair! HAZ throws the chair into the ring!
MR - This nis about to get violent. Risked sets that chair up in the middle of the ring, Risked is laying Big Daddy's face on the chair now, what's he doing? OH MY GOD!
CW - SHAWN RISKED JUST KICKED THAT CHAIR STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF BIG DADDY!! Big Dadd has been bloodied by Shawn Risked. Both these men are destroying each other! Shawn Risked has that chair now,he's waiting for Big Daddy to get up! CHAIRSHOT! That chair just dented over the skull of Big Daddy! Shawn Risked with the cover now..1....2...
CW - Big Daddy kicked out!!!!!! My lord! Risked with another chairshot and a pin! 1...2.....
MR - HE KICKED OUT AGAIN! Risked is climbing the top rope..oh no..oh god no...
CW - Chairshot from the top rope!!!!!! That seat of the chair just went flying into the crowd!! Risked has Big Daddy now, oh come on! Just pin him! Shawn Risked is on the middle rope now,and Big Daddy follows. They're on the top now! Superplex is blocked,and again,Big Daddy with an elbow,now,DDT!!! Big Daddy DDT'd Shawn Risked off the top rope!! Now a pin! 1….2….3!! HE GOT HIM!
MR - NO! NO! HE DIDN'T! Shawn Risked kicked out!! It doesn't get any closer than that! And Big Daddy is pissed!! Sick Puppy now passes Big Daddy a table and Big Daddy is setting that table up in the middle of the ring. HAZ is up now,they're battling beside that table..
CW - HAZ with a hard right hand,and Big Daddy returns it,wait a sec,HAZ has got Big Daddy between his legs. POWERBOMB INTO THE TABLE! THE TABLE DIDN'T BREAK! Whip to the ropes,powerslam onto the table! IT WON'T BREAK! Haz now with a knee to the groin of Big Daddy and HAZ lies him out on the table! HAZ is on the top!! Frog splash!!!! BIG DADDY MOVED! Shawn Risked with a frog splash through an empty table! Big Daddy is on the top rope now! He's showboating! Don't do this! Risked is up!!! BIG DADDY FELL TO THE OUTSIDE!! HAZ JUST PUSHED BIG DADDY THROUGH THE TIME KEEPERS TABLE!! BIG DADDY IS DEAD!!! Risked now just rolls him to the ring. Haz pulls Daddy up,and there's the Risk Taker!! 1.....2.....3!!
CW - Shawn Risked has defeated Big Daddy!
*"Highway Chile" by Jimi Hendrix starts up, as Shawn Risked starts for the back.*
Mike: Well, fans, a great debut for the youngster!
Clint: Risked could have a great future in the EGWA!
Mike: For now, though, we've got to take a commercial break!