1.Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
2.Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"
6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8.Say, “Now, how did that get there?”
9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10.Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!”
11.Say, "Interesting,. . . more floaters than sinkers."
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?”
13.Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy!! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14.Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze theballoon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot!!"
16.Say, “Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?”
17.Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18.Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your, “Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!”
20.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing “Born Free”.
21. Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
22. Complement people on their shoes.
23. Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
24. Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
25. Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR bowl.....
26. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
27. Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
28. Simulate a drug deal.
29. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
30. Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
31. Start a sing-a-long.
32. Act schizophrenically.
33. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....
34. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
35. Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
36. Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
37. Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
40. Fake an orgasm.
41. At night, switch off the lights.
42. Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
43. Collect a door charge.
44. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
45. Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
46. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
47. Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
48. Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
49. Offer refreshments.
50. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
51. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
52. Charge admission.
53. Electrify metal urinals.
54. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
55. One word: GOLDFISH.
56. Make a jello in the bowl.
57. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
58. Remove stall doors.
59. Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
60. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
61. Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
62. Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
63. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
64. Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
65. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available.
66. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.
67. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
68. In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice for young players: Don't leave the water in while you do this....)
69. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
70. SHIT.
