A young man was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his penis. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, which was whenever she was around him, the tattoo spelled out her name: W-E-N-D-Y.
They went on their honeymoon to a resort in Montego Bay. One night, the fellow finds himself at the urinal in the men's room, standing next to a very tall Jamaican man. He noticed, to his amazement, that this man, too, had the letters 'W-Y' tattooed on his penis.
"Excuse me," he said, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you also have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
The Jamaican man laughed out loud and replied, "No mon, my tattoo is for all of the young ladies I meet - it says...
"WELCOME TO JAMAICA, MON, HOPE YOU ENJOY YOU'RE STAY"
