Confucius say... Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Confucius say... Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius say... Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Confucius say... Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Confucius say... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius say... Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.
Confucius say... Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Confucius say... Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Confucius say... Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
Confucius say... Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucius say... He who run in front of bus get tired, but he who run behind bus get exhausted.
Confucius say... He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.
Confucius say... Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
Confucius say... Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
Confucius say... If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people.
Confucius say... Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
Confucius say... It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Confucius say... Girl meets boy in park... but boy park meat in girl
Confucius say... Don't sweat the petty stuff... and don't pet the sweaty stuff
Confucius say... Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change
Confucius say... To prevent hangover stay drunk!
Confucius say... Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!
Confucius say... Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucius say... Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to BANGkok.
Confucius say... Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Confucius say... Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.
Confucius say... Man trapped in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say... Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Confucius say: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Confucius say... Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
Confucius say... Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius say... Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Confucius say... War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Confucius say... Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Confucius say... Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Confucius say... Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
Confucius say... Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!
Confucius say... Man who sit on tack get point!
Confucius say... If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius say... Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
Confucius say... Man who lives in glass house should change in basement
Confucius say... People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.
