**The footage ends, as we are taken into the parking garage area, where a huge limo has made its arrival. Out, steps Jade Diamond, Trey Reed, and Lance Slade, compromised of the Hierarchy. Crimson steps out, as does Mr. Palm right behind him. The limo drives away, as all members have smirks on their faces.**
Mr. Palm: Guys…tonight will be a TREMENDOUS night!
Trey Reed: Oh yeah! Let’s go have some fun, baby!
Jade Diamond: Let’s take down all names!
**With that, the scene goes black again, and the EGWA logo pops up for several seconds. Afterwards, we can here some pyros explode, as we are taken inside the EGWA Arena, in Reading, Pennsylvania. We are met with roughly 11,000 screaming fans, as we pan around the arena, to see excitement and enthusiasm, as well as many signs. With “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys, blaring over in the arena, Mike Rether and Clint White, EGWA play-by-play announcers, make their way down the entranceway, and take their rightful seats at their broadcast table. With all the fans screaming in the background, their voices come into play.**
Mike Rether: Welcome, one and all, to EGWA Sabbath Bloody Sabbath!! I’m Mike Rether, alongside Clint White, bringing you an explosive Pay-Per-View!
Clint: Yes, and of course, everyone is looking forward to all of the action! We have a huge amount of matches tonight, which is 13, including four titles on the line, and a fifth title to be determined in the ICWA World Champion!
Mike: We also have Mr. Palm and Will Storm battling for the Presidency of the EGWA, and Kyle Krow and Extremist duking it out in a table death match! Also, we have an Inferno Match, a Pits of Hell Match, a Rookie Bash, and three other great matches! Folks, like I said, this will be one hell of an explosive night, and--
**Suddenly, “The Zoo” by Scorpions starts up, as the fans immediately go into a chorus of booing and hissing. Led by Mr. Palm, the Hierarchy makes their entrance down the concrete walkway, as Jade Diamond, Lance Slade and Trey Reed slide into the ring, as Crimson and Mr. Palm go onto the apron, and then step in. Palm approaches the ringside area, grabbing a microphone from Andrew Toribio.**
Mr. Palm: Fans, welcome to Sabbath Bloody Sabbath!
**The fans go crazy.**
Mr. Palm: Yes, and, this PPV can also be known to many people, as, “The Hierarchy’s Domination”!!
**The fans go into a huge amount of booing.**
Mr. Palm: You all know it’s true! We will see Trey Reed and Ace Starling crush Thurston Howell and his partner, Jade Diamond take over all evil, by defeating Satan, and I, Rian Palm, single-handedly defeating the Legend Killer to refrain him from taking control of the EGWA. To make things even BETTER, we will see “The Spectacle” Lance Slade, go down as the last ICWA World Heavyweight Champion, by defeating Alex Brown, and retiring him right on the spot!!
Fans: PALM FUCKS SHEEP!! PALM FUCKS SHEEP!! PALM FUCKS SHEEP!!
Mr. Palm: Stop talking about yourselves, damnit! I’m at the good part. Because, tonight, in the main event, the hand picked World Champion, the man who turned his back on all of you slobs, Crimson, will take over in his respected and earned spot as the EGWA World Heavyweight Champion when he makes an asshole out of Cam Ferguson and Mark Brian!!!
**The loud, negative chants increase, as does the booing and hissing, as Palm tries to keep his cool.**
Mr. Palm: Keep that all up, Reading, however, by the time this night is over, you will realize the Hierarchy as the most dominating force, and you will understand, THE TRUTH HURTS!!!
**”The Zoo” by Scorpions resounds over the speakers, as a large grin comes over the face of Mr. Palm. The five men in the ring make their exit from the ring, as they make their way into the back, with the scene cutting back to the newsdesk.**
Mike: Well, some strong words there from Mr. Palm, and his thoughts concerning the Pay-Per-View tonight!
Clint: Yes, well, what can I say? If I was a multimillionaire, complete with the finest athletes in wrestling today, I couldn’t complain or get overworked either. As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t even consider myself to be egotistical or overconfident, cause frankly, I would just be too good for everybody else, and all of them would know it!
Mike: That’s arguable. At any rate fans, we have a strong three hours of wrestling coming your way, and it’ll all start right now!
Clint: Oh yeah! What match is up first?!
Mike: Up first, we have a Bad Ass Rookie Bash between six—wait, hold on a minute…I’m getting word from the back…
**We quickly cut to the backstage area where we see Trey Reed assaulting Chef and Jaguar. He has double clotheslined them both to the ground, and is now stomping away at both men. He picks up Jaguar, and throws a hard right hand into his face. He takes his arm, and whips him into the soda machine. Jaguar trips forward after hitting face first, and Trey Reed executes the Neckbrace! Chef slowly makes his way onto his feet. Reed takes him, and drags him over to another area no apparent reason. He kicks Chef in the gut, and then takes him down with his finishing maneuver, the Neckbrace! He moves a couple of garbage cans out of the way, as well as some other supplies, and proceeds to pick up Chef. He gets a good grip of his body, turns him around in circles a few times, and then fiercely throws Chef’s body right through a glass window! All of the glass results in pieces, and both men’s bodies possibly unconscious. We cut back into the arena.**
Mike: Fans, did you just see that?! Trey Reed has just assaulted two of athletes participating in tonight’s Bad Ass Rookie Bash! What grudge does Reed hold against those men?
Clint: I’m not sure, but, I’m glad Reed did that. When’s the last time you’ve seen Chef or Jaguar make an appearance on television? I think it was for the better, cause either way, those two weren’t going to get anywhere near success.
Mike: So this leaves us with a Fatal Fourway! This means there will be only four men participating in the Rookie Bash now, and that’s Saint, Chris Factor, Astennu, and 187!
Clint: Damn, sometimes these can get boring, but then again, these four guys aren’t that bad, and this Rookie Bash better be worth it! It’s always great to see younger guys working their way up the ladder of success. Anyway, I got my money on 187! Dat nigga be goin all da way!
Mike: Alright, it’s okay to be on his side, but please, don’t start to act like a black man, Clint.
Clint: Oh, oops, sorry. Just got a little carried away there!
187 vs. Saint vs. Chris Factor vs. Astennu
Mike: Well, here we go, a clash of the rookies!
**”God of Thunder” by Kiss starts up, as Chris Factor makes his entrance, to a decent sized pop. He anxiously makes his few steps down the ramp, and slides into the ring, with his body standing against a turnbuckle.**
**”Gangsta, Gangsta” by the NWA blares over the speakers, as 187, member of Da Thugz, appears from the back with a burst of energy, as he excites the fans to a good pop. He runs the rest of the way, and slides into the ring, climbing to the 2nd step of the turnbuckle, throwing his arms into the air.**
CW: Yes! It’s 187, kick his ass! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
MR: Now, why are you going for 187? Do you like him?
CW: No.
MR: Oh, so you don’t like “The Scorpion” Chris Factor?
CW: That’s not it.
MR: Then why?!?
CW: I gotta cheer for someone, and 187 is beating him! Yes! I will come out the victor! I’m number one! I’m number one!
MR: Well, as Clint continues to glorify himself in the background, 187 is taking the punishment to Chris! And now an eye rake! Ooooh! He’s bashing Factor’s head into the top turnbuckle! The fans are counting with him!
Fans: 1! 2! 3!
MR: He’s now bashing his head into the middle turnbuckle!
Fans: 4! 5! 6!
MR: Now the bottom turnbuckle!
Fans: 7! 8! 9!
MR: And he’s going for a top-turnbuckle tornado DDT! No! Oh my god! Chris Factor just countered and left him high and dry on that top turnbuckle!
CW: Crotch first! Yay! Take that 187, loser!
MR: I thought you were rooting for…Oh forget it! Chris Factor now gets onto the top rope, he’s doing a good job of keeping his balance here! HOLY!!!!!!!!!
CW: CHRIS FACTOR JUST BULLDOGGED ONE-EIGHTY-SEVEN OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE CONCRETE! 187 is completely knocked out, and Scorpion goes for the pin! Yes…………1………..2………..
**Rock Superstar dawns**
MR: That’s Astennu’s music! Chris Factor just got off of 187 without beating him! Where’s Astennu? The lights just went out! Where are you Clint? I can’t see a thing!
CW: I’m scared Mike! THERE HE IS!!!! Astennu is in the center of the ring, with Chris Factor? WHAT?!? Astennu with a chokeslam! He chokeslammed Chris Factor right into the mat! Now he picks him up, he’s going for his finisher! Already! The Sickness!!! Chris got out of it, he slipped out, and he runs out of the ring, there’s 187! Mo’ Murder! Mo’ Murder! He covers!!! 1…………2……….HE KICKED OUT!!! Yay!!!
MR: What in the world? Astennu is in the ring, and here comes the Saint from the crowd! He jumps over the rail, runs right past 187 and Chris Factor, and he takes down Astennu! He’s punching the hell out of him, and now he lifts him up, PILEDRIVER!!!
CW: On the outside 187 has a chair! He sets it up and runs at Chris, he leaps off the chair! Duck Chris! YES!!!!!!!!!!! CHRIS FACTOR JUST CAUGHT 187 IN THE AIR AND SIDEWALK SLAMMED HIM THROUGH THE CHAIR! He covers! 1………..2…………No dice! Come on, get better covers in! He’s now stomping down 187!
MR: Meanwhile in the ring the Saint is dominating Astennu! He Irish whips him into the turnbuckle, and a huge splash! Now across the ropes, oh! Flying clothesline! Saint is now setting him up for another piledriver, OH! He lifts him up into the air and a Saint now starts to stomp him, and now he’s choking Astennu with his boot!
whiplash powerbomb! On Astennu! How? Now the Saint is going up top? HE JUST HIT ASTENNU WITH A TOP-ROPE ELBOW DROP!!! CW:187 is back up and swinging punches, now he goes for an Irish whip on Chris, but he reverses it! And 187 goes straight into the steel pole! Now he slides 187 into the ring. 187 with a diving axe-handle smash right onto Chris! Now 187 lifts him up, and he suplexes him! 187 now goes up to the top rope, A GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!!! 187 pins him! 1…………..2………..…kickout! Whoo! Chris Factor is unstoppable!
MR: The Saint with an elevated DDT on Astennu! The Saint now looks over at Chris Factor, he charges him and 187, DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP AND THE SAINT GOES OVER THE TOP ONTO THE CONCRETE!
CW: 187 now sets up Chris for a powerbomb, and Astennu is coming to! POWERBOMB! He lifts him up for a second powerbomb, and ASTENNU AND 187 HIT A CHOKESLAM/POWERBOMB COMBINATION ON CHRIS! 187 hits a cover as Astennu runs out after Saint! 1……..…2……….3!! And Astennu hits Saint with a chokeslam! Now what is he doing? He’s got the Saint in the ring, and 187 is lifting up Chris Factor. Mo’ Murder and The Sickness at the same time!!!
MR: Astennu pins him! 1……………2………………3!
CW: And 187 has a chair, he’s hitting Chris Factor in the leg with the chair! He’s beating the hell out of him with the chair! In Chris’s leg! Nooo! He sets the chair inside of Chris Factor’s leg, and oh! He just stomped on it!
MR: Here comes some assistance and they help Factor out of the ring! 187 is now looking towards Astennu! And they go brawling! Lefts and rights on eachother! 187 with a dropkick! Now he gives a hard right, ASTENNU JUST CAUGHT THE PUNCH! 187 with a lowblow, and a swinging neckbreaker! 187 begins to stomp him! Now he goes and poses for the fans! Astennu just sat up! Like he rose from the dead!!! 187 turns around on the middle turnbuckle, he leaps off but Astennu catches him! Powerslam! Astennu just powerslammed 187 to the mat! Now he lifts him up once again, and a powerbomb! He’s kicking 187 around, he picks him up ONE MORE TIME!! A gorilla press slam!
CW: 187 slides out of the ring though, and he's got a chair! He goes to swing it at Astennu, ASTENNU CATCHES HIM WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE STEEL CHAIR IN THE FACE OF Now he’s signaling for it guys! Look closely at this AWESOME move! AND ASTENNU JUST HIT THE SICKNESS ON 187!!! He covers him! 1……………….2………………..3! ASTENNU JUST WON THE DAMN THING!
Mike: What a match! Folks, those were all rookies in the EGWA, and that was some action!
Clint: And Astennu is getting a Crown of Thorns title shot! Just whom I said was going to win!
Mike: Clint, you said you had your picks on 187. Why the sudden change right after someone wins the match?
Clint: What? I never said 187!
Mike: Then it’s quite possible you have a case of being senile or short-term memory loss!
Clint: Oh, shut-up!
Mike: Riighhtt…anyhow fans, I understand we are going to be taken into the back, into the Upper Echelon locker room! Let’s see what’s the deal over there!
**We are taken into their locker room. All four members sit around each other, talking, watching the small television screen, as Essex Goodenough stands up, and heads near the door.**
Essex Goodenough: Guys, it’s that time again!
Trent Storm: Sure is…prove once again that you can beat Ace Sorenson, easily!
Extremist: Hell yeah, bro. You defeated them in a handicapped match, this should be almost fun and amusing to see how badly he suffers!
Essex Goodenough: Yeah, well, can’t get too overconfident here. I still have to step up in the ring against the big man.
Brendan Aryze: Good luck, Essex, go and pick up the victory.
Essex Goodenough: Will do! I’m out!
**We cut back into the arena, as the crowd settles, and then responds loud again, as “No Leaf Clover” by Metallica starts.**
**Ace Sorenson makes his way out, as he looks around at the cheering fans, smirking, then continuing to the ring, sliding in, with a confident expression.**
Mike: This guy has had an awesome amount of success since joining here a couple of weeks before Rising Sun! Ace Sorenson is on a role!
Clint: Well, if he loses a couple of his weaknesses, he’ll be on his way down the road…but, the chances are even better for this man!
**”Never Enough” by the Cure blares over the PA, as Essex Goodenough comes out to a loud pop, edging the pop Sorenson comes out. He spreads his body out, and poses on the top of the entranceway, as he continues to walk again. He has a great deal of confidence, maybe even a little overconfident, as he gets into the ring, and stares down Sorenson.**
Mike: This should be a great match, between two, big athletes!
Clint: BIG?! Where has your mind been taking you lately, Mike?
Mike: Shut-up, now! Not another word on that kind of subject!
Clint: Ooh, so you wanna’ hide the feelings you have for men?
Mike: That’s it, I’m not even going to answer that. The bell has just rung, and we are getting started here.
Clint: These two men are staring each other down, and have moved even closer, almost nose to nose! Soon it’s going to be mouth to mouth!
Mike: Oh, please! They’ve separated, and now Ace is throwing hard right hands into Goodenough’s face! He winds up again, and throws another huge fist, sending Goodenough into the turnbuckle! Ace Sorenson is climbing to the second step, and using Essex Goodenough’s face as a punching bag!!!
Fans: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!!!
Mike: Ten hard punches! Sorenson has climbed down, and now he whips Goodenough into the opposite corner! He charges, he’s going for a splash, but Essex moves out of the way, and Sorenson goes flying into it!
Clint: And now he’s throwing kicks into the chest area of Sorenson! He backs up a couple of steps, and now runs the short distance ahead of him, and throws in a hard clothesline! Sorenson stumbles forward, and now Goodenough lifts him up for a Manhattan drop!! Ace’s balls were just crumpled! He’s hopping in pain, and now Goodenough charges forward, and sends a HUGE clothesline into Ace Sorenson that finally knocks the big man to the ground!
Mike: He’s even going for a pin……1……….2……..no! Sorenson kicked out in that early two count!
Clint: Sorenson is rolling back up to his feet, and quickly rakes the eyes of Goodenough, blinding him temporarily. He wraps his arms around Goodenough’s body, and takes him down with a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Sorenson sits back up, bounces himself into the ropes, and jumps up, landing that leg-drop!! Oh man!
Mike: Look at this…Sorenson is rolling out of the ring, and he’s going over here! He’s digging through Andrew Toribio, and he has a steel chair! He wants to crack that over Goodenough’s face!
Clint: Nowadays, everyone’s dream is to use a steel chair. But, I guess I would like to dent it over some heads here, too. After all, I’m only human!
Mike: …okay then. Sorenson is back in here, and he is simply waiting for Goodenough to stand back up! Goodenough is up, dizzy, and now Sorenson gets a head start, AND BLASTS THE CHAIR RIGHT OVER THE SKULL OF ESSEX GOODENOUGH!! HE MAY BE OUT COLD AFTER THAT SHOT!
Clint: Jesus, that aggravated my ears, it was so loud! Where does he learn to swing so hard?
Mike: Well, for starters, he’s 400 pounds. That could be a big factor in his large amount of power.
Clint: Hot damn, Mike, stop trying to be right all the time! That’s only my job, and Mr. Palm’s as well as every single Hierarchy member.
Mike: Whatever Clint. Essex Goodenough is slowly making his way up, and Sorenson is now helping him to his feet, only to throw a hard punch into his face! He lifts him up fully, and now whips Goodenough into his own knee, knocking the wind out of Essex! He sets up, unloads, and drops Goodenough down with a vertical suplex! That’s 345 pounds he lifted almost as if Essex was as light as 50 pounds!
Clint: Ace Sorenson is flowing along right through this match, just like he said!
Mike: Well, we aren’t all the way through yet. However, I may be wrong!! Ace Sorenson covers Essex Goodenough…….1………..2………NO!! Goodenough broke out of it in middle of a two count! Yet, that was still close!
Clint: It was, and Ace Sorenson is starting to get a little annoyed. He’s stomping away at the body of Essex Goodenough! He takes his up to his feet, and he whips him into the ropes, Goodenough rebounds, and ducks an elbow smash. He turns around, AND SUPERKICKS ACE SORENSON!! THAT KNOCKED HIM TO THE GROUND!! He’s going up top, Mike….he’s going up top! He’s up, he’s exciting the fans, and now jumps, and DROPS A BACK ELBOW DROP!!!
Mike: That has to finish Sorenson………1…………….2…………..NO!! Sorenson JUST managed to kick out of that!!
Clint: Goodenough almost had it! That was close! He’s picking up Sorenson now, and he throws a punch, but Ace ducks. He kicks Goodenough in the gut, and plants him down with a DDT!!! Sorenson is coming back alive!
Mike: He is, and now he gets back up, and opens the legs of Essex Goodenough, and stomps him hard right in the groin! Oh man, that hurts! That hurts…badly!
Clint: Ouch…tell me about it!
Mike: Goodenough is being taken back up to his feet, and now Sorenson whips him into the corner. Essex bounces off, and here comes Sorenson with a clothesline, but Goodenough ducks! There’s a kick to Ace’s gut, Essex sets, AND THERE’S EVEN BETTER!!! EVEN BETTER!!!! GOODENOUGH HAS THIS IN THE BAG………1……………2……………3!!!! YES!! ESSEX GOODENOUGH HAS BEATEN ACE SORENSON FOR A SECOND TIME!!!
Clint: He beat the 400-pounder with an Even Better! That is pure STRENGTH!
Mike: Folks, Essex Goodenough has become unstoppable as of late, and it’s sure that he will be participating in bigger events in the future! I can’t wait to see the action he can bring out!
Clint: Oh yeah…he has big time potential, I’ll tell you!
Mike: You’re definitely right about that. However, at this time, fans, I understand we’re going into the back to get a couple of words from the World Champion…let’s go!
**The scene cuts into the locker room of the World Champion, “Pastor” Mark Brian. With the lights dimmed in the room a little, PMB sits in the corner of his room, in his chair, with the World Heavyweight Title strapped firmly around his shoulder. His head slowly raises, as he looks into the camera.**
PMB: Ever since I have joined the EGWA, I have worked as one of the toughest competitors, and one of the best competitors in the ring. I have reached and reached for the Ultimate Pulpit, for my whole stay, and finally, last month, I gained my dream, the World Title. Over the past month, things have stepped down a notch, and I haven’t been as worthy as a champion as most people would think in me. Tonight, I step into the ring with two fine competitors that deserve this title just as much as anybody. I have the word of God at my side, and when that bell rings at the end of the match, Cam Ferguson, Crimson….the real Champion walks out.
**With that, Mark Brian lowers his head, as we cut out of his locker room, back into the arena.**
Mike: Well, some words by the World Champion there, and, Clint, I’m not so sure if Mark Brian is confident going into his title defense tonight!
Clint: We all know that he did the impossible last month, and that was defeat Will Storm who almost seemed to never want to let go of the World Title. If he can do that, he can beat anybody, but we’ll just have to wait a couple of hours longer!
Mike: Well, at any rate, fans, it’s time for the Table Death Match between Kyle Krow and Extremist. A good six or seven tables have been laid out on ringside, as well as numerous amounts of weapons! This ongoing feud between these two men still hasn’t stopped, and tonight, it just may get even worse.
Clint: They’ve participated in a couple of other matches in the likes of which EGWA has never seen. This is the introduction of the Table Death Match to the EGWA, and I can’t wait to see who will survive, and manage to come out on top!
