John Bay (c) vs. Kyle Krow
**Gansta, Gansta by the N.W.A. starts to blare over the PA system and Kyle Krow walks from the backstage area to be met by a mixed reaction from the crowd. He raises his hands, then walks to the ring and goes to his respected corner.**
**The house lights dim a little, as “What’s my Name” by DMX hits the speakers, and the crowd gives a large pop for John Bay. He comes out with his Crown of Thorns Championship around his shoulder, as he looks viscously into the eyes of Kyle Krow. He slides into the ring, as the bell rings.**
Mike: And now we're about to the Crown of Thorns Championship match between the champion John Bay and Kyle Krow.
Clint: The champ looks confident. But you have to believe that in the back of his head, he knows he's in for a long night.
Mike: The match is under way. Kyle Krow steps through the ropes and is on the floor. He's goading John Bay into coming out there with him.
Clint: And the Crown of Thorns Champion is going out there. I have to question the logic in that move. He's letting Krow dictate the match!
Mike: Hard right hand by Krow. Another right hand to the side of the face. This is gonna be brutal!
Clint: Krow whips Bay into the guardrail.... Bay’sdown! Krow goes for the cover... 1... kick out!
Mike: I'm sure Krow knows it was too early in the match for that, but I think he's trying to get a win as quick as possible.
Clint: No doubt about it, Mike. It's just like you said earlier… this is gonna be a brutal match!
Mike: Krow with a reverse chin-lock. He's looking towear John Bay down.... Bay begins to rise to his feet. He backs up into the steel post! Krow’s back just met steel! And Bay begins to attack...
Clint: Double axe handle to the small of the back! Kyle Krow is down.... and here comes John Bay.
Mike: He's coming to our announce position!
Clint: What does he want here?
Mike: Looks like he wants your chair!!
Clint: No way! I'm not giving you my chair!
Mike: Good God! John Bay just shoved Clint right out of his seat! Hahaha, you alright Clint?
Clint: That bastard! Now I have to stand up!
Mike: Bay raises the chair up, and NAILS Krow in the back!!! He turns him over.... 1... 2... Kickout by Krow!! Kyle's in pain!
Clint: Bay must know that Krow's back has always beena problem. Hopefully, Krow knows to go after Bay's knees!
Mike: Bay lifts Krow up… and delivers a body slam on to the chair!!! 1.... 2..... kickout!
Clint: Bay sends Krow over the guardrail and into the fans!!! Krow is trying to get to his feet.
Mike: Bay is back in the ring… and climbing to the toprope. Who does he think he is, Rob Van Dam?
Clint: That's exactly who he thinks he is! He's going to try to hit Kyle Krow with flying clothesline!
Mike: OOOOOH! Krow pulled the guardrail back and Bay missed him!!!! Bay maybe injured!
Clint: Did you see how he caught his ribs on that railing?!?! That thud was sickening!
Mike: We need to get some EMT's out here! John Bay is hurt!! And judging by the way Kyle Krow is barely standing, he might need a trip to the hospital as well! The referee is heading to the back to gethelp...!
Clint: But Kyle Krow is going after the referee now.What does he have in his hands?
Mike: IT’S A FRYING PAN!! He's got a frying pan in hishand!!! He just hit the ref on the head!
Clint: It looks like Kyle Krow doesn’t want thereferee to end this match!! He wants that COT Championship!!
Mike: Krow is coming back over to Bay, who is writhingin pain! OH!!! He just whacked him with the fryingpan! Bay is out cold!
Clint: Now Kyle Krow is making the cover we are goingto have a new champion!! BUT WAIT...THE REFEREE IS OUT COLD AS WELL!! NO ONE IS IN POSITION TO MAKE THETHREE COUNT!!
Mike: Krow is back over to the referee that he blasted with the frying pan and he is trying to revive him. But Bay is getting up and he is crawling over toward Krow!! He gets up and taps Krow on the shoulder, HE HITS KROW WITH THE FRYING PAN!!
Clint: Now Bay is dragging Krow into the ring and he lifts him onto his feet, I think I know what he isgoing to do now! Yes, he did, he just gave Krow the FADE TO BLACK!!
Mike: Now look another referee is running down the aisle way and he slides into the ring.
Clint: John Bay makes the cover!! The referee gets down.... 1...... 2...... 3!!!! This match is over!
Mike: John Bay has won the match due to Kyle Krow own mistake!! I can’t believe the outcome!! And John Bay is still the Crowns of Thorns Champion!!
**As John Bay makes it to his feet, he’s handed the Crown of Thorns Championship. Out of the entranceway runs Vincent Vega, who superkicks John Bay right in the face, along with the title.**
Mike: What the hell is Vincent Vega doing here, may I ask?
Clint: He’s come to get a piece of John Bay!
Mike: But why? Vincent Vega has picked up the Crown of Thorns title belt now, and he lifts it up into the air…he stops, and drops it onto the chest of John Bay!
Clint: That was…odd.
Mike: Yeah, I wonder what kind of business Vega has with John Bay. Anyway fans, we need to take a quick break, but come back with us, and catch more awesome action that the EGWA has to offer! Stay tuned!
Mike: We’re back with EGWA Monday Night, and boy, have we seen a lot already! The World Title match for Sabbath Bloody Sabbath has turned into a TRIPLE THREAT match between Mark Brian, Crimson, and Cam Ferguson! What a match that promises to be, cause I can’t wait! Also, the Saint has picked up his first win in the EGWA, defeating Shawn Risked, and Essex Goodenough defeated Parental Guidance in a handicapped match! What an athlete he is! And, get this…Ciarin Kade has been spotted in the crowd! We don’t know what business he has doing here, but we do know that this is the marked return of his younger brother, Brendan Aryze.
Clint: I don’t know why Kade is here either, Mike, but it’s not just to see EGWA Monday Night! He’s here for another reason, a reason we hope to find out before this night is over.
Mike: Well, we’ll keep you updated on his status, but right now, up next, is a table match, between Extremist and Vincent Vega!
Clint: Yeah! Let’s go see someone’s body get cracked in half, baby!
“The Hardcore Masta” Vincent Vega vs. Extremist
**”Damnit” by Blink 182 starts to blare over the PA system and from the blue mist on the entrance way, Extremist makes his way out. He raises his hands hi in the air and gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. He walks slowly down the aisle and climbs the stairs. He then looks at the pile of tables and goes to his corner.**
**Liberate, by SlipKnot starts up and The Hardcore Masta, Vince Vega comes out from the back. He looks around at the crowd and gets a huge ovation from them. He then walks down the aisle and on the bunch of disabled tables he stands and raises his hands in the air and gets a great ovation.**
Mike: Well, this looks like it is going to be a great match up!
Clint: Not just any old match, it is a table match. It looks like it will be a great one at that with these to great competitors!
Mike: Vega slowly gets in the ring and the bell sounds. Now the rules for this match are simple, beat the hell outta your opponent and put him through a table.
Clint: Now Vega charges at Extremist and he ducks under the lariat by Vega, now Vega off of the ropes again, and a leap frog by Extremist and Vega is headed towards the ropes again and he comes back and, EXTREMIST TRIED A LEAP FROG ONCE AGAIN BUT WAS CAUGHT IN MID-AIR BY VEGA AND IS MET WITH A POWERBOMB BY VEGA!! Man, what a way to start off the match! Now let’s see if they can keep up this pace.
Mike: Extremist on the ground holding his head and now Vega looks over him and then sits on him and gives left’s and rights to the head of Extremist, and already, Extremist is busted open over his eye. Man, already in this match, Vega is living up to his “Hardcore Masta” name. He then grabs the hair of the Extremist and Vega is looking for another powerbomb. He lifts him up, AND WHAT A COUNTER BY THE EXTREMIST. VEGA USED TO MUCH FORCE AND EXTREMIST COUNTERED THE MOVE WITH A FACE BUSTER!!! AND NOW EXTREMIST IS ON THE OFFENSE!!
Clint: Now Extremist had Vega who is a little dazed and punches him in the face. Now Extremist throws Vega to the outside, AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SUICIDE DIVE RIGHT ONTO VEGA. VEGAS HEAD JUST HIT THE GUARD RAIL, AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS IN PAIN!!! Now Extremist goes for the pile of tables and grabs one. He is carrying it over toward Vega, and Vega outta know where dropkicks the table, and it just busted in half, with the Extremist behind it. Vega put a quick end to the hot streak of Extremist and Vega now goes to work!
Mike: Vega grabbed the one end of that table and give repeated shots with the sharp ends of that busted table to the ribs of Extremist and then a shot to the head, which once again broke that half of table in half. Now Vega, makes his way around the ring, and over towards our Bolivian announce table and steals the chair right from that announcer and now heads over towards Extremist.
Clint: Vega with that chair hits the Extremist once. AND EXTREMIST JUST FELL OVER AND HIS EYES ROLLED IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. Man, he just as well may be dead. Now Vega puts that chair on the face of the Extremist. He then moves back a little. OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. VEGA USED THE GUARDRAIL AS A CATAPULT AND JUST DID A SENTON BOMB OFF OF THE RAIL AND LANDED SQUARE ON THE FACE OF THE EXTREMIST, AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE OUT!!!
Mike: Sometimes these high flying moves can not only hurt your opponent, but they can also hurt you as well.
Clint: And that is just what we have here.
Mike: Vega slowly makes his way to his feet and then just collapses right back down. Now Extremist slowly gets up and makes is way, slowly, over towards Vega, but Vega gives a low blow to the Extremist, and that would knock the toughest of the tough over. Vega now goes and picks the Extremist up and they start both throwing punches and they make there way over towards the ramp way, and then Extremist with some extreme punches knocks over the Hardcore Masta!!!
Mike: Extremist now makes his way back towards the ring, and pulls A TV SCREEN OUT FROM UNDER THE RING!!! EXTREMIST HAS A TV IN HIS HANDS!! OH MAN OH MAN, HE JUST WALKED OVER TOWARDS VEGA AND BUSTED THAT TV SCREEN OVER HIS HEAD!!!
Clint: This table match is goin to have a great ending, I can just feel it now!
Mike: What ever you say, now Extremist puts the busted screen of that tv over the head of Vega and Vega has a tv for a head. DROP KICK, DROP KICK BY THE EXTREMIST ON THAT TV, AND VEGA’S HEAD INSIDE OF THAT MUST BE HEARING SOME BELLS RIGHT NOW. And Extremist isn’t done. He grabs a table and sets it up on the ramp way. He then gets the bloody body of Vega and sets him up FOR THE EXTREME DRIVER BUT VEGA WITH A QUICK THOUGHT MADE HIS WAY OUT OF THE MOVE WITH SEVERAL PUNCHES TO THE LACERATION ON THE EYE OF THE EXTREMIST!!
Clint: Now Vega looks that that table but signals to the crowd that he isn’t ready to finish him off yet. Now he goes back under the ring and A SLEDGE HAMMER, HE HAS A GOD DAMN SLEDGE HAMMER AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE ARE NO POST THAT NEEDED TO BE POUNDED INTO THE GROUND, JUST A MAN NAME EXTREMIST. HE WINDS UP AND OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, HE JUST CRUSHED THE STOMACH OF EXTREMIST!!!
Mike: This can’t be good, this can’t be good at all. Come on stop the match right now and get the EMT’s right now.
Clint: Things can only go so far but this is ridiculous even for the EGWA, well maybe not. But still, am mans life may have just been ended right there.
Mike: He is bleeding from his mouth. This man has some internal bleeding.
Clint: Vega isn’t done yet. He grabs a table and throws it off of the Ramp. He then grabs the Extremist and throws him down there as well, that was like a 16 foot drop. OH MY GOD, A SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF OF THE RAMP DOWN INTO THAT FALL OFF OF THE RAMP, RIGHT ONTO THE ALREADY DEAD EXTREMIST. Vega now set’s up the table and puts the lifeless body of the Extremist on the table. He then climbs up to the top of the ramp, gets a running start, he is going for the Christ Air, but stops dead in his path. He then goes to the ring area and grabs three tables. he drags them up one at a time and sets them up near the end of the ramp. He is now heading back and grabs the steps. Oh man what is he going to do. He took the steps and put them on the head of the Extremist. He then makes his way back to the ramp and climbs on top of the three tables. Oh my god, HE JUST DID THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO THE STEPS WHICH HAD A TABLE AND EXTREMIST!!! AND VEGA WINS THIS EXTREME TABLE MATCH UP THAT WE HAD TODAY!!
Clint: Just remember that may have ended The Extremists life right there. So our prayers and thoughts go out to him on a speedy recovery.
(Liberty by SlipKnot starts to play and Vince Vega slowly makes his way to the back.)
Mike: Wait a minute, a man came out of the back and hit Vince Vega in the head with a title??? It’s the REAL DEAL, it’s THE REAL DEAL JOHN BAY!! What in the hell is he doing out here. He had a match earlier with Kyle Krow and was successful in defending his title for the second week in a row. He has the hair of Vega and he drags him into the ring and WAKE UP CALL, WAKE UP CALL on the Hardcore Masta. Now Bay has a microphone!
John: Hey Vega, you call yourself the Hardcore Masta, and think it’s cool to just randomly interfere in my matches?? Well, I have a proposition for you. It seems to me that you are in love with this Crown of Thorns Championship, so you know what? I’m going to give a chance at this baby! The date, next Sunday, the prize, my Crown of Thorns title, the match? Well how about a Hangmans Match?! Now before you ask what the hell it is the rules are real simple. We take a cage, and we put a noose hanging from the center. The winner, which will be me, is the first person to get the noose around the neck of there opponent, and are able to raise the cage in time to just leave there opponent hanging in the center of the arena! C’mon, how does it sound Vega, do you have the GUTS, or better yet, do you have the BALLS?!?!
Mike: John Bay has just asked for a Hangman’s match, and then just slapped the taste outta the mouth of Vega and Vega gives him the finger. Oh my God, what a brutal match that’s going to be!!
**John kicks Vega in the ribs and “What’s my Name” by DMX starts to play and he walks to the back with his Crown of Thorns Championship.**
Mike: Oh man, I can’t wait to see what that match will look like!
Clint: Oh yeah, even better than most matches we have witnessed here!
Mike: And now….wait a minute…
**The scene cuts to the backstage area, into the locker room of the NC-17. Ryan Lewis, Kevin Anderson, and Cam Ferguson sit down together, however Vincent Vega hasn’t returned yet.**
Cam Ferguson: Well, boys, I’m up next to kick Matt Allen’s ass, but yet, he doesn’t even matter to me anymore. That’s because, next Sunday, I’ll be bringing home the gold to the NC-17!
Ryan Lewis: You’re damn right you will! You’ve fought long and hard enough for this damn thing, and you aren’t going to put it to waste when you finally have a chance. Go and win the title for us Cam, and the NC-17 will be an unstoppable, dominant force!
Kevin Anderson: In the meanwhile, go and kick Matt Allen’s ass!
Cam Ferguson: You know I will!
**Cam Ferguson exits the room, and heads out, as we go back into the arena.**
**”Leper Messiah” by Metallica hits the speakers, as the lights dim a little, and green pyro lights roam around the arena. Cam Ferguson comes out to a huge pop, as he lifts his arms into the air. Vincent Vega walks by his side, as the two slide into the ring, and thrust their arms into the air. Cam Ferguson grabs the mic.**
Cam: Hello everyone & welcome to “The Majestic Makers Of Mayhem Limerick Corner”. We are here to bring you the very best limericks from our own twisted minds & present them to you in our own manner, the manner of a child’s show.
Vince: Well incase you are wondering now we can’t beat up cameramen we right limericks insulting YOUR favorite EGWA wrestlers. We hope you enjoy this little show & are, of course, we hope to offended every one of you members of public. OK, so I’ll open this one up with a nice little one:
They call them Da Thugz, i think
They are very shit, oh yes they stink
They suck so much ass
They're heads' fulla gas
And at the men they do wink.
Cam: Very nice one there my dear friend Vincent. Tell me what you think of this one though!
Crimson is such a big fool,
He thinks he is so cool,
Me thinks he is asking to die,
I am very happy to oblige,
And will cut off his balls.
Vince: Wonderful, what a masterpiece! Now it is my turn.
I know a man, and Satan's whom he knows
That's because Satan's who he blows
He sticks him up the ass
And wears frilly bras'
Coz Jade Diamond is the one that Satan chose
Cam: Oh man, we should be getting paid to do this!
The Hardcore Players,
I’ve never met anyone gayer.
They only get laid,
When someone gets paid,
And THAT is insanity!
Vince: That scummy bastard called the Extremist
Fucks around 35 sheep when he's pissed
He's gay through and through
He gets horny for Pikachu
And once he's heard this he will be miffed.
Cam: Pastor Mark Brian,
He does not like lyin’
A man of the lord,
I hate that religious retard,
And I’m gonna beat him!
Vince: My final one for this week!
Lance, Slade, he's got no balls
Got no balls, and plays with dolls
Lance, Slade, he's got no balls
And yes, he cums on the walls
Cam: And this one too is my final limerick. Tell me what you think Vincent. This is on the most talent-less fucker in the EGWA.
Vince: I can guess who that is!
Cam: Matt Allen is gay,
He fucks men in hay,
Matt Allen is bent,
His ass is up for rent, ,br>
For only $4 an hour.
Vince: Oww, wow, this shit was fun. Cam we gotta do this again!
Cam: I second that Vince. OK, I gotta fight to win now! Wish me luck, not that I’ll need it.
Vince: Good luck!
[“Liberate” by Slipknot starts up, as Vincent Vega leaves the arena, and Cam Ferguson waits in the middle of the ring, gaining momentum from the fans.]
Mike: Well, the Majestic Makers of Mayhem have found themselves a new activity to do!
Clint: Those were sweet limericks, I can’t wait to hear from them in the future. Haha!
**”We’re not gonna’ take it” by Twisted Sister starts up, as Matt Allen makes his way from the back. He poses at the top of the entranceway, resulting in a good pop, as he makes his way down to the ring. He slides in, and flexes his muscles in the middle of the ring, as pyro shoots off behind him. He raises his arms on the turnbuckle, as the bell rings.**
Mike: Both men are ready, and it looks like Matt Allen is going to try to get his payback from what NC-17 did to him last week.
Clint: Well why would Matt Allen think NC-17 would accept him back just like that? Just because he isthe self-proclaimed “Main Event”?
Mike: Well this match is starting and fists are being thrown in the middle of the ring and Cam Ferguson is starting with the upper hand as his upper cuts are weakening Matt Allen.
Clint: Cam Ferguson sets Matt Allen into the cornerand he whips him into the other turnbuckle. THEIMPACT SENT MATT ALLEN OVER THE TURNBUCKLE AND ONTOTHE RING APRON!!
Mike: Cam Ferguson runs to the ropes and crashes into Matt Allen with a clothesline that sends him off the apron and THROAT FIRST ONTO THE GUARDRAIL!! Ferguson has control of this match early!
Clint: Now Ferguson is leaving the ring and going to the upside to get Matt Allen. He tries to lift Matt Allen up but a LOW BLOW BY MATT ALLEN! A smart move in a time of need!
Mike: Now Matt Allen is up and he runs at Ferguson, he clotheslines him over the time keeper’s table and his head bounces off the guardrail! Now Matt Allen islooking under the ring for a weapon...
Clint: Well he found one! He has a Singapore Cane inhand! What is he going to do with it?
Mike: Clint, what do you think he is going to do witha Singapore Cane? He is going to cane him!!
Clint: Now Cam Ferguson is getting back to his feetbut he is still in a daze from that bump he took on the concrete. He turns around to see Matt Allen but there is nothing he can do! Matt Allen swings the cane and smashes Ferguson in the shoulder! BUT HEONLY GOES DOWN TO A KNEE!!
Mike: But Allen isn’t done, HE HIT HIM AGAIN NOW OVERTHE HEAD!! CAM FERGUSON IS DOWN ON BOTH KNEES!! ITLOOKS LIKE HE IS BEGGING HIM, YES!! CAM FERGUSON ISBEGGING HIM TO HIT HIM ONE MORE TIME!!
