Mike: They just must want this to be a war.
Clint: What the hell, it is the EGWA, there are no rules to begin with.
Mike: He was keeping the match in the ring, with only two guys in the ring. Clint: Now, Ace gets up after that thunderous drop kick and slides to the outside. Ace goes under the ring, and what do you know, a table, Jesus, I wonder what gave him the idea that a table would be under the table. Now Ace not only pulls out a table but also a bag.
Mike: WHAT IS IN THE BAG, WHAT IS IN THE BAG.
Clint: Ace is opening the bag and thumb tacks, thumb tacks. He is pouring thumb tacks all over the table. But wait, Johnny must have forgot about Krow after he threw him into the steps and ewwwww, a bell shot to the head of Ace. Ace is now busted open. Johnny looks over and sees whats going on. Wait, wait a second. Johnny, out of his tights pulled out a pair of handcuffs. Johnny then handcuffs 187 to the guardrail and 187 is unable to move.
Mike: On the other side Krow delivers a brainbuster on Ace and Ace is out, he is out. Krow points to Ace and then the table. What is he going to do??? Krow picks up the limp body of Ace and he is going to powerbomb him threw the table, he is going to powerbomb him through the table. Johnny runs through the ring and a suicide dive, a suicide dive onto Krow. Just in the knick of time, Johnny saved his partner from being powerbombed through a table of tacks. Now, both members of parental guidance have a look of malice in their faces. Ace goes under the ring to get another table while Johnny grabs the dead body of Krow and tosses him into the ring. Ace sets up the table and in the ring, John delivers a right hand to the face of Krow. Now Johnny climbs the top rope, with Krow on his shoulder, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, JOHNNY SORENSONS JUST DELIVERED A TWIRLING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVE FROM THE TOP ROPE AND RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE.
(Fan start cheering: EGWA, EGWA, EGWA.)
Clint: 187, looking on can’t do a damn thing because he is tied like a dog to a fence. He looks on just wanting to help but he can’t do a damn thing. Now on the outside, Johnny and Krow are both just laying there pretty much dead and Ace is making his to our announce table and he grabbed a mic.
Ace: Look at this, Look at this, destruction is at hand!!!
(Ace walks over toward 187)
Ace: Look at you guys, Da Thugz, so pathetic little people you are. Looking at you, you belong chained there like that you waste of space. !!!!!Thumb!!!!!!!
Mike: Oh, Ace just busted the mic over the head of 187 and he is now making his way over toward the reckage of where Johnny put Krow through a table. Ace helps Johnny up and then Ace grabs the body of Krow, which is limp and lifeless. Ace picks up Krow and then climbs onto the ring apron with Krow in hand. GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY, GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY, ACE JUST DELIVERED THE SORENSON DROP THROUGH THAT TABLE OF THUMB TACKS!!!!!!!!
Clint : the ref is slowly getting up and Ace makes a cover, 1.................2.......................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s all over, it’s all over. This team of Parental Guidance made a big impression tonight with a win over Da Thugz.
Mike: They are not finished yet, Johnny and Ace both grab chairs and make there way over towards 187. Good god, they are both hitting him with repeated chair shots to the head. He must be dead. 187’s eyes are rolling in the back of his head!!!
*Security comes out, breaking up the fight and one last shot from Ace on 187 and he then just throws the chair at 187 and they make there way to the top of the ramp as No Leaf Clover by Metallica starts up and the fans start to cheer: “P.G., P.G., P.G.” , as the scene is taken back to the newsdesk*
Mike: That was some, hardcore, extreme, tag team match!!!
Clint: Christ, it was!!!
Mike: And it’s going to get even worse, cause up next, we have the Crown of Thorns Title match!! But first, let’s go to the back, where Richard Thorton is standing by, with John Bay!
*The scene is taken to the back, outside of John Bay’s locker room. Richard Thorton is there next to him, as he begins the interview.*
Richard Thorton: Thanks Mike, and Clint. I am out here with John Bay, who will be taking on Essex Goodenough for the Crown of Thorns Championship in just a couple of minutes. John, how do you feel getting your first singles title shot?
John Bay: Well, to be honest with you, I can’t wait to get my hands on Essex Badenough. The REAL DEAL has been waiting for about two-three months now for this opportunity at the Crown of Thorns title, and now that I have my shot, one on one, I’ll be taking advantage of it. You see Essex, you may think you are great, you may think you’re elite. But one thing for sure is, you are NOT hardcore. Go on and on about how much you are, but the fact of the matter is, when the bell rings, and all the dust has settled…THE REAL DEAL will be the new Crown of Thorns Champion!!!
Richard Thorton: Good luck, John. Back to you guys.
Essex Goodenough ( c ) vs. John Bay
("Never Enough" by the Cure starts up, as Essex Goodenough emerges from the back onto the top rampway. The fans give him a medium-sized pop. He continues to make his way down, as he rolls into the ring, and lifts his arms into the air, again to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He moves around the ring intensively, as he awaits his opponent.)
(“What’s my name” by DMX plays, as John Bay comes out from the back, confidence in his face. He makes his way down the ramp, before sliding in the ring, getting ready for his match.)
White: Ok, its the Crown Of Thorns title match. Just look at the tension in the ring between John Bay and Essex Goodenough.
(The bell rings and John Bay charges at Essex)
Rether: John Bay looking for a Lariat clothsline!, Essex droptoe holds him into the mat!. Bay punches the mat in anger.
White: That was just a bit of frustration on the part of John, you can tell he is hungry for the title. Essex and Bay lock up, arm drag by Essex, Bay is back up, they lock up again .. another arm drag by Essex!, wait whats he doing?
(Essex turns his back to embrace the crowd, John Bay is back on his feet)
Rether: OOOHHHHHH, John Bay with a huge boot to the face of Essex!!!!!!!! ha ha, that will teach him not to brag about an armdrag!
White: Essex Goodenough is back on his feet, John Bay whips him into the ropes Ohhhhhh big elbow to the face. Essex is down. Wait!, Bay is going to the outside, he's looking under the ring,
Rether: What could he be looking for???..........Ohhhhhhhh! he's got a table!!!, he's got a table!.
White: John slides the table into the ring, but Essex is up, he comes off the ropes,,,OOOOHHHHH SUMMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO JOHNY BAY!!!!
Rether: My god, that was a quality move right there!. Essex is up, he whips Bay into the railing!, John Bays back must be rithing in pain. Essex is now is looking under the ring, he takes out a Glass Jar!, Essex has got a Glass Jar!!
White: What the hell??.Bay is just moving towards Essex a littlev woberly legged....Essex charges at him!!! OOOOOHHHHH ESSEX JUST SMASHED THAT JAR OVER THE HEAD OF JOHN BAY!!!!! MY GOODNESS THAT WAS HARDCORE!!!. Johns face is busted opens wide, the juice is flowing now!!!
Rether: Essex walks over to John now, John with a low blow!!!!!, John Bay sets Essex up for a suplex!, OHHH high virticle suplex on the rampway floor!!! Essex is down. Wait John Bay is walking back to te ring whats he doing????, Bay is dragging the table he through in eariler to the floor. He's setting the table up, Wait!!!!!! Essex is running towards John!!!!!! OOOOOOHHHHHH JOHN BAY JUST BACKDROPPED ESSEX GOODENOUGH THRUOGH THAT TABLE.......OH MY GOD!!!!, Essex is broken in two!!!!
Fans: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
White: Essex is not moving he is still in the middle of that broken table. John Bay is going up to the top rope!!!!!!, He measures up Essex!!!!!!!!! OOHHHHHHH JOHN BAY WITH AN ELBOW DROP TO THE FLOOR AIMING FOR ESSEX MISSED!!!!!!!!!, GOODENOUGH MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!, Johns arm could be broken!!!!!!!!!.
Rether: Essex is back on his feet, he's stomping away at John Bay. Now he is mount punching John!!! Essex is on fire!!He picks up John and DDT'S him hard into the ground. Essex now goes to the other side of the ring where there is a trash can full of wepons. Essex takes out a a Hockey Stick!!!!!.
White: He's gonna go for goal.....on John Bays Body!!!!!, Essex sets John up......OHHHHH Straight to the gut of Bay!!!!, Ohhh and again!!!!!!!
Fans: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,,8,9,.10
Rether: My god Johns inside must be busted up now!. Essex picks up John and rolls him back into the ring. Essex whips John into the turnbuckle. He charges at Bay!, Noooo John counters with a big boot to the face!
White: Essex is down!, John Bay is climbing the ropes again!, He leaps off and plants Essex with a big time knee drop!!!!!, John walks over to a chair in the ring. He's measuring Essex who is just getting up!, OHHHHHHHH WHAT A SHOT RIGHT TO THE SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!, DEAR GOD THE JUICE IS FLOWING!!!!! OUT OF THE HEAD OF ESSEX!.
Rether: Essex Goodenough is a bloody mess, he better get up if he wants to retain his title!. Wait John goes for the cover!!!!! 1......2.....nooo, Essex got out. John now stomps on the body of Essex. He picks him up, whips him into the ropes OHHHHH My good what a violent clothsline by John!!!!!!!!!, that could have snapped Essex's neck!!!!!!
White: Oh wait just a second John is calling for the Wake Up Call!!!!!!!!!!!!, he goes over to Essex, he's setting him up, Nooooooooo Essex gets out of it!!!, Essex comes off the ropes!!!!!, ohhhh Spear. what a spear by Essex!!!!!! Bay is down!. Essex goes for the cover 1.....2......noo, John got his arm up.
Rether: Essex now has a chair in his hand, He's walking over to John, he's gona smash that chair over Johns body!!!!!!!!! Nooooooooo! Bay moves out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!
White: Ha ha, Mike, your a poet and you didn’t know it!
Rether: Thanks Clint..........but John Bay moved out of the way of the chair and Essex cracked it on the mat!, now John Bay whips Essex into the ropes, OHHHHHHHHH HE BACKDROPPED ESSEX GODENOUGH OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!, ESSEX IS HALF WAY DOWN THE RAMPWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
White: My god!, Essex Goodenough looked like a missile!!!!!!!!!!!. John is now climbing out of the ring and down the ramp. John picks up Essex and whips him into the barrier. John walks over to the curtain, whats he looking for there???. Wait Essex runs up behind John and knees him in the back!!!!!, they have gone backstage now!!!!!!!!!!!, and our cameras will follow them!
Rether: Essex and John are in the backstage area throwing lefts and rights at each other!, Oh Essex with a low blow on John, Essex clotheslines John., he drops an elbow right into the heart!, Ohh my thats gotta hurt!.
White: Essex picks up a woosy John Bay, ohh headbutt!, oohhhh another one!. Essex is now searching for something...whats he looking for????............OHhhhhhhhh he's got a SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!!!!! GET OUT THE WAY JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!.....Essex sets up John for a shot with the hammer!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO John Rolled out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE DAMM HOLE THAT LEFT IN THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!, Bay kicks Essex in the gut and takes the Sledgehammer of him, now Bay is in control,
Rether: John Bay takes a few steps back.....OHHHHHHHH HE HIT ESSEX RIGHT IN THE STOMACH WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Essex Goodenough is out cold!!!!!! he's spitting blood up for gods sake!!!!!!!!!!!!. John picks him up, Oh no!!!!!!, he's no gonna!!!!! NOOOOOOO A DAMM PILEDRIVER ON THE CONCREATE FLOOR, ESSEX HEAD MUST BE SHATTERED!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS!!.
White: This is extreme in the next level!!!!!!. John picks up the body of Essex and slings him over his shoulder. Where the hell is he going Mike?
Rether: He's walking with Essex over his shoulder. He's heading for the parking lot!!!!!!, John Kicks the door open and no we are outside!!!!!!!!!
White: Hey my damm Corvette is in there somewhere!!!!!!!!
Rether: John tosses Essex onto the bonnet of a LIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!, John stands up on the Limo!!! he picks up Essex !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GONNA HIT THE WAKE UP CALL ON THE LIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!................NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ESSEX WITH A DESPIRATION MOVE, A LOW BLOW!!!!!!!! HOW DID HE DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT NOW??????
White: John Bay is still standing and Essex is up aswell.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVEN BETTER OUT OF NO WHERE!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN BETTER, ESSEX GOODENOUGHES FINISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1...............2...............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DID JOHN DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Rether: ESSEX IS IN TOTAL SHOCK, JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!, JOHN IS STILL OUT COLD ON THE BONNET!!!!, WAIT ESSEX SPOTS A TRUCK NEXT TO HIM .......OHHHHH DON'T DO IT ESSEX!!!!!!!!!! A BLOODY FACED ESSEX IS CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GOTTA BE 12 FEET IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN BAY IS STILL OUT COLD!!!!!! ESSEX!!!!!! ESSEX!!!!!!!!!!COMES OFF THE TOP OF THE DAMM TRUCK WITH A SENTON BOMB!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOHN BAY ROLLS OFF THE LIMO QUICKLEY AND ESSEX LANDED RIGHT ON THE BONNET!!!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
White: Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT HAS GOT TO HAVE KILLED HIM!!!!!!!, WAIT JOHN BAY IS UP, BLOODY FACED AND BUSTED INSIDE AND THIS TOUGH S.O.B IS UP, HE GRABS ESSEX OFF THE CAR, MY GOD LOOK AT THE HUGE DENT IN THE BONNET!!!!!!, JOHN BAY!!!! HE SETS ESSEX UP FOR WAKE UP CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GETS IT GOOD THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD, THAT HAS GOT TO BE IT!!!!!! JOHN GOES FOR THE COVER 1...............2.................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS IT WE HAVE A NEW Crown Of Thorns Champion JOHN BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rether: Jesus Christ Essex is not moving!!!!. John Bay is now making his way back to the ring.
(John walks back, as paramedics rush past him and tend to Essex. Bay takes his new Crown of Thorns Title, and exits the arena, with a smile on his face.)
Mike: OH MY GOD!!! What a match!! And we have a new Crown of Thorns Champion in John Bay!!
Clint: Now THAT was extreme, and THAT was brutal!!
Mike: Sure was! Anyway, we are going to go to a commercial break, come right back with us, and stay tuned!!!
**The scene cuts back into the locker room of the Hierarchy. Jade Diamond sits in the corner talking to apparently nobody, but supposedly Satan. Lance Slade is by the other side of the table, talking with Crimson. Trey Reed and Mr. Palm talk at the center table, and on the other side of the room, DRH walks around talking with Dave.**
Palm: So Trey, you have everything under control?
Trey Reed: Everything.
Palm: Alright, if you need anything, you know what to do.
Trey Reed: Motorhead Massacre? Ha, come on, I don’t need any help.
**The rest of the faction say their good lucks to Trey, as we get underway with the match.**
Mike: Well, up next we have two great competitors facing off, in a NON-title match-up, between Trey Reed, and Motorhead Masssacre.
Clint: Yes, it should be a great match-up, as we praise down to the proud and promised member of the Hierarchy, Trey Reed!
*”Loose” by Prime 55 starts up, as the fans give insanely large boos, while Trey Reed makes his way from the back. He walks cockily there, as he slides into the ring, and taunts the crowd inside the ring. *
*Suddenly, the house lights fade out, and "Smoke on the Water" by METALIUM starts up. Motorhead Massacre runs from the back with a chair in hand. He slides into the ring, as the bell rings*
Mike: Massacre has slid into the ring already, and he’s going right for Trey Reed. He swings the chair at Reed, but Trey ducks, they turn around, and REED SENDS A SPINNING HEEL KICK INTO THE CHAIR AND FACE OF MOTORHEAD MASSACRE!!
Clint: Would you look at that! Reed is picking Massacre back up, and now throws some kicks into his chest. He whips him into the ropes, Motorhead rebounds, and ducks another spinning heel kick attempt! He bounces off the other side, and delivers a diving lariat clothesline!!!
Mike: That was some clothesline! Motorhead brings Reed back up, and he lifts him, for a vertical suplex!!! Massacre is ascending the top rope now. He gets steady, jumps, and a back elbow drop from up there!! He’s going to go for a quick pin attempt!!! 1…….2……..no!!!! Reed kicked out in an early two count!
Clint: Well there wasn’t a way Trey was going to lose the match so early. We all know he is too good for that!
Mike: Shut up with the sucking up already!
Clint: Sucking up? I’m just voicing my opinion that I like the Hierarchy, asshole.
Mike: Whatever, Clint. Back to the action, Trey Reed is back up again, and he charges at Motorhead Massacre, who DROP TOEHOLDS HIM INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!! Reed went headfirst into it!
Clint: Quick! Get the Advil! We can’t let Trey suffer with a headache during a wrestling match!
Mike: Geeze, Clint. What do you like about the Hierarchy anyway?
Clint: They are rich, powerful, talented, fun-lovin’, and just way too good. What’s not to like about them?
Mike: They are money-craved, overconfident, cocky bastards!
**Clint gasps**
Clint: Damn, you better hope that they didn’t hear what you just said. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to announce a little here. Trey is slowly getting back up, and he walks into a scoopslam from Massacre! Now he’s stomping viscously away at Reed, who is helpless! Dammit! Reed finally rolls out of the ring, avoiding any more pain from Massacre.
Mike: Well, I-….
Clint: Dammit Mike, I told you to shut the hell up, I’m announcing here.
Mike: C’mon, I’m…
Clint: No ifs, ands, or buts, I’m commentating to save the fans the trouble of listening to your voice!
**Mike sighs in frustration**
Clint: Now, where was I? Oh yes, both men are on the outside now, and Motorhead Massacre is charging at Trey Reed. Reed begins running away from the monster, and they’re going around the ring! Reed stops, catches Motorhead, and SHOVES HIM INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!!! That’s using your head! Alright Mike, I think I’ve proved my point….are you ready to come out of the closet and announce again?
Mike: Yes, finally…wait a minute? What did you just say? I’M NOT GAY!
Clint: Hahaha!!
Mike: Ugh…Trey Reed takes Motorhead Massacre back up, and he rolls him into the ring!! He’s going under the ring now, he wants to get something. He’s dishing for something, and he’s got a table!! Trey Reed has a table!! He lifts it up, and slides it into the ring, as he rolls in following it! I can tell you one thing, and that’s someone’s body breaking in half due to that wooden table!
Clint: Woo hoo! Can’t wait! Reed picks Massacre back up onto his feet, and he throws some fists into his face. He whips him into the ropes, Motorhead comes back, and he dodges a clothesline! He rebounds off of the other side, comes back, AND IS SUPERKICKED BY REED!!! That was a massive superkick!! Trey Reed is on his game!! But yet, Mike still denies it!
Mike: I’m not denying anything! I just think you get worked up too much on just the Hierarchy.
Clint: Uh-huh.
Mike: Anyhow, Trey Reed is going up to the top rope. He’s up, and HE GOES FOR A FROG SPLASH!!!! NOOO, MOTORHEAD MASSACRE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND REED LANDED HARD ON THE MAT!!! He’s in pain! Massacre rolls back onto his feet, and picks up Trey. He takes him, and whips him into the corner!! Reed stumbles forward, Motorhead Massacre comes, and there’s a bulldog!!!
Clint: No!!! He stole the table, and is now setting it up in the middle of the ring!! No, don’t do it!! He picks Reed back up to his feet, and now he’s setting up for something. No! No!!! No!!!! He’s going for the Tigerdriver ’91!! He lifts, BUT WAIT, REED KNEED HIM RIGHT IN THE GROIN!! HE RECOVERS, AND THERE’S THE NECKBRACE RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! THE NECKBRACE, THE NECKBRACE!!!!! TREY REED HAS THIS, AND HE GOES FOR A COVER!!!!!!! ……….……1………………2…………….3!!!!!!! TREY REED HAS ESCAPED A VICTORY OVER MOTORHEAD MASSACRE!!!!
Mike: What a way to finish it too!
Clint: Trey Reed is doing great with the momentum of the Hierarchy on his side! I told you Mike!!!
Mike: Well, we still have more weeks to come to make sure he’s really that great.
Clint: And just think about it….if this had been a title match, Trey Reed would be the Lord of the Dance Champion, as well as the Juniorweight Champ! Too bad!
Mike: That’s a good point. At any rate, folks, we have a tag team title match up next, but I understand we are going to the back in the NC-17 locker room!!
**The scene is taken to the back, where Cam Ferguson and Vincent Vega sit, and the Vigils stand. They are in the midst of a conversation.**
Ryan Lewis: Well, we’re up next!
Kevin Anderson: Hell yeah! It’s time to teach the ICWA a lesson!
Cam Ferguson: Good luck guys, bring back the gold to the NC-17!!!
Ryan Lewis: Oh, don’t worry Cam, we will walk out with the Tag Team Titles, rest assured!
Vincent Vega: Remember, we get the first shot at the titles once you win!
Kevin Anderson: Yeah, yeah, we know…later guys, this is the last time you are talking to us empty handed without gold!
Cam Ferguson: Give them an ass beating!
**The scene is taken back to the arena, where we set for our next match.**
Team ICWA (c) vs. The Vigils
Mike: Folks, here we go!
**The ICWA Theme Music starts up, as we hear a mixed reaction, with more boos, as Preston Stratton and Alex Brown emerge from the back. Both of them walk down the aisle, with the EGWA Tag straps around their shoulders, with Alex Brown with the ICWA World Title strapped around his waist. They slide in the ring, and carefully take off the titles.**
**"When I come around" by Greenday starts up, as the fans give a large pop for the Vigils. They come out from the back pouring water over their hands, looking ahead at Stratton and Brown. They drop the waterbottles, and run out to the ring, as the match starts**
Clint: These two teams met a month ago, when The Vigils sold off the EGWA Tag titles to ICWA! Now, The Vigils seem to want the belts back! Lewis and Brown start things off! Brown whips Lewis into the ropes, and then leapfrogs over him! Lewis comes back around, and BROWN CATCHES HIM WITH A SPINNING MID-AIR SUPERKICK TO THE HEAD!!
Mike: Lewis is down for sure now! Brown pulls him to his feet, and then sends him flying back into the corner of Team ICWA! Lewis is gonna have to get back into his own corner in order to make a tag here!! Brown with a hard knife-edge chop to the chest of Lewis!! He now tags in Stratton!
Clint: Brown twists around the arm of Lewis, and now Preston climbs to the top rope!! Stratton with a double axe handle into the arm of Lewis!! Now, Stratton has Lewis, and he hits him with a nice German Suplex!
Mike: He keeps on the bridge......1......2.....KICKOUT!
Clint: Lewis just barely escaped there!
Mike: Now, Stratton tags in Brown again! Brown is going up to the top rope, however, Lewis pulls out his leg!! Lewis runs to his corner, and then tags in Anderson!
Clint: Anderson enters the ring, and then runs like a house of fire! He clotheslines Brown over the top rope!! And, Stratton is still on the top rope!!
Mike: Folks, Stratton is in trouble, as Anderson is climbing up! He pulls up Stratton, and then goes for a superplex! No, Brown is up, and he pulls out Anderson's leg!! However, Lewis is on the ring apron! He kicks down Brown, and then backs up!! He dives off the apron WITH A SOMERSAULT SENTON ONTO BROWN ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!
Clint: Now, Lewis is standing up, but Stratton is climbing up on the top rope!! HE HITS A CORKSCREW PLANCHA ONTO LEWIS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!
Mike: Folks, this is looking like air traffic control out here!!
Clint: Now, Anderson is standing up on the top rope, AND HE HITS A MOONSAULT PRESS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE ONTO STRATTON ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!
Fans: EGWA!!! EGWA!!! EGWA!!! EGWA!!!
Mike: What a show these four men are putting on tonight!!
Clint: Anderson is the legal man, though, and he's pulling up Stratton!! He hits him with a nice European Uppercut, and Stratton is sent back into the ring after that!!
Mike: Anderson has a chair now, and he slides it into the ring!! Anderson is on apron, and he waits fot Stratton to begin standing!! Now, he springboards off the top rope, but BEFORE HE CAN JUMP, PRESTON STRATTON HITS A CLOTHESLINE ONTO HIM!! ANDERSON IS SENT OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND HITS HARD ON THE GUARD RAILING ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
Clint: Stratton and Brown might just be unbeatable!!
Mike: Lewis is now up, and he charges Stratton with a lariat!! Stratton is down!! Lewis rolls Preston into the ring, and then rolls in himself!! He pulls up Stratton, and then hooks his arm! He lifts him into a vertical suplex, and then drops him on his head!! A brainbuster by Lewis!
Clint: Now, Lewis covers.....1.....2.....KICKOUT BY STRATTON!! Mike: Brown and Anderson are all crawling into the ring now!! Brown hits a dropkick onto Lewis, and now he's back up to his feet!! Anderson runs at him, and hits him with a nice clothesline!! Brown is the only man in the match standing now!
Clint: He's heading to the top rope now!! He's perched up top, and he's waiting for Lewis to stand up! Lewis does, and Brown goes for a splash onto him, but Lewis COUNTERS WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS BROWN TWISTING!!! GOOD GOD!!
Mike: Now, Lewis covers Brown.......1......2....SAVE BY STRATTON!!
Clint: Things are heating up here, folks!! Stratton and Brown are standing up now, BUT WHO'S COMING DOWN TO RINGSIDE!? IT'S...IT'S THE Leprechaun!!
Mike: THE LEPRECHAUN!!
Clint: He's Thurston Howell's ring valet!! He's running around the ring, taunting Lewis and Anderson! The Vigils look angry!
Mike: Lewis runs out of the ring, and he's going after the little guy!!
Clint: KILL HIM! Kill him in the name of the EGWA!!
Mike: But, he's left Anderson alone in the ring with Team ICWA!! Stratton turns him around, and then kicks him in the gut! He double underhooks his arms, then Brown picks him up by his arms.....IT'S A TWO-MAN DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEDRIVER!!! GOOD GOD, GOOD GOD, GOOD GOD!!!
Clint: "The Icon" covers now.....1.....2....3!!! That's it!! Lewis still doens't know the match is over!! He's got the Leprechaun, though!!
Mike: Wait, Stratton is headed outside of the ring to get the little thing! Brown is alone in the ring, and HERE COMES LANCE SLADE...HE'S GOT THE ICWA WORLD TITLE!!
Clint: He just laid out Brown with the title from behind!! He's standing over Brown with the title!!! Now, he's got a mic!
Lance Slade: You say you want me in a match, Brown!? Alright, old man, we'll dance...but, on one condition!! That, if I beat your old decrepit ass, I WILL BE NAMED THE FINAL ICWA WORLD CHAMPION EVER!!
*He sets the mic to Alex's head. Alex answers.*
Alex Brown: ...go to hell!
Lance Slade: Wrong answer! You want me in the ring, you agree to the stips!!
Alex Brown: Alright! As long as I get you in the ring!!
*Slade kicks Alex in the ribs, and "Paradise City" by Guns 'N Roses starts up. He drapes the ICWA Title over his shoulder, and then starts for the back, as we fade into a commercial break*
