Clint: Let’s get to the action, damnit!
‘The Real Deal’ John Bay (c) vs. Sick Puppy
**”Nookie” by Limp Bizkit plays, as we hear a dog barking in the sound effects, as Sick Puppy makes his way from the back. He has a wide grin on his face, as he continues to walk awkwardly to the ring, sliding in.**
Mike: I think he’s a little out of shape, or something.
Clint: Nah, probably just a little too much playing around with that ‘sick puppy’ Storm introduced a couple of weeks back!
Mike: Ha, good one!
Clint: I know.
**”What’s my Name” by DMX plays, as John Bay comes from the back, with the COT Title hanging over his shoulder. He walks a little bit cockily to the ring, as he slides in, and drops the belt onto the mat.**
(The bell sounds as Sick Puppy meets John Bay in the middle of the ring)
White: I have a feeling that this match is going to be violence personified.
Rether: Your right Clint, John Bay locks up with Sick Puppy now, he whips him into the ropes, Sick Puppy ducks the elbow and superkicks Bay in the face!.
White: Puppy, picks up John now, Low blow by Bay!, John is back up, he throws a hard right hand that sends Sick Puppy over the top rope!!!!.
Rether: Wow!, John really packs a punch!. Bay is going to the outside now, what?, John Bay is walking away from Sick Puppy?, he's looking for something under the ring??........OOHHHH NO!!!!, JOHN BAY HAS GOT DOG FOOD!!!!!!, HE'S GONNA FEED THE PUPPY!!
White: John is walking over to Puppy now with that can of dog food, He's gonna smash it over his head!!!!!, NOOOOO Sick Puppy hits a despiration punch to the gut!, and another!. Bay has dropped the Dog Food.
Rether: Now Sick Puppy has the dog food!!!!, OHHHHHHHH HE BREAKS THE CAN OVER THE HEAD OF JOHN BAY!!!!!! MY GOD, LOOK AT THE PEOPLE IN THE FRONT ROW, THEY ARE COVERED IN IT!!!!
White: Forget about the fans, look at John Bays head, it's busted wide open!. Sick Puppy tosses the can into the ring, He rolls John into the ring. Sick Pupy is looking under the ring. OHHH HE;S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!,........NO???, THERES MORE!. A TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, These fans are going crazy!.
Rether: Sick Puppy has the chair in his hand in the ring now. John Bay stands up!!! OOHHHHHHHH WHAT A SHOT RIGHT TO THE SKULL!!!!!! BAY IS STILL ON HIS FEET!!!!!!!!!,. SICK PUPPY HITS HIM AGAIN!!!!!!!, BAY IS STILL!!!!! ON HIS FEET!!!! MY GOD!!!!. SICK PUPPY TAKES A RUN UP, OOHHHHHHH WHAT A SHOT RIGHT TO THE NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!. John is down now!!, Sick Puppy goes for the cover 1.........2.........NOOOOOO, John kicks out!
White: Sick Puppy whips John into the ropes!, OHHHHHHHH WHAT A SPEAR BY SICK PUPPY!!!, HE GOES FOR THE COVER 1...........2...........NOOOOO. How is Bay doing this?
Rehter: Wait what is Sick Puppy doing with John now?, why is he placing him the turnbuckle???. Oh wait, Puppy has picked up the chair..Hes gonna take a run up!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHH JOHN BAY JUST DODGED A CHAIR AND HIPTOSSED SICK PUPPY OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO THE DAMN CROWD!!!!
Fans: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
White: My god Sick Puppy is in the scond row!, AND LOOK AT JOHN BAY ON THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHHHHH HE JUST HIT A FLYING CROSS BODY ONTO SICK PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!, THERE FIGHTING IN THE CROWD!!!.
Rether: All I can see is lefts and rights getting thrown all over the place!!!!! this is Hardcore!!!. No wait There going up to the top balcony, I can clearly see them now!!!, John Bay has Sick Puppy by the arm dragging him!!! OHHH NO THERES A TWENTY FOOT DROP..NOOO, OHHHHHHHHHHH JOHN BAY JUST THREW SICK PUPPY OFF OF THE BALCONY, ALL THE WAY TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST HE MUST BE DEAD!!!!!!!, SICK PUPPY IS FLAT OUT!!!! White: Oh NO!!!!! JOHN BAY HAS MOVED UP TO THE LEDGE OF THE BALCONY, NOOOO!
DON'T DO IT JOHN!!!!!!!...NOOOOOO JOHN BAY HAS JUST JUMPED OFF OF THE DAMN BALCONY WITH AN ELBOW DROP!!!!!!, BUT SICK PUPPY MOVED!!!!!! HE MOVED!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!, JOHN BAYS ARM MUST BE SHATTERED!!!!!!!!!!
Fans: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Rether: This is really getting out of hand!!, Wait Sick Puppy throws his arm accros John 1..........2.........NOOOOOO, BAY KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!!. SICK PUPPY CAN NOT BELIVE IT!!!.
White: Sick Puppy wants that title!!!!, and Bay does not want to give up!. Sick Puppy picks up Bay now, Bay with a low blow!!!!!!!! there is still life left in the Real Deal!
Rether: John now, Suplex's Puppy onto the concrete floor!!!!!!!!!!!, my god!. John Bay is in his second wind now!, John whips Sick Puppy into the railing!, He finds a chair on the floor, OHHHHHHH WHAT A SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SICK PUPPY!!!!!!!!, SICK PUPPY HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN BADLY!!!
White: John Bay is showing that he is the man in the Crown Of Thorns devision!!!. He now has Sick Puppy up and is dragging him to the ring!, He throws Puppy in the ring!!, wait whats he doing here, he's going under the ring!!!................ONE TABLE!!!! TWO TABLES!!! THREE TABLES!!!!!, THREE TABLES!!!, John slides the tables in the ring!, Sick Puppy is still out!!.
Rether: John is setting those tables up a few feet away from the turnbucke!!!!, ON TOP OF EACH OTHER! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S PICKING UP SICK PUPPY!!!!!!! HE'S GOT HIM SET UP!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE FADE TO BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!! HE RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE WITH SICK PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FADE TO BLCK THROUGH THREE DAMM TABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fans: HOLY SHIT!!!!!, HOLY SHIT!!!!!
White: HOLY SHIT!!!!! EXCUSE MY FRENCH BUT DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!,WAIT JOHN BAY IS GOING FOR THE COVER!!!!!!!!!!! 1.....................2....................3, HE DID IT, HE RETAINED HIS CROWN OF THORNS TITLE!!!!!!!!!, SICK PUPPY HAS JUST BEEN DOMINATED BY THE REAL DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!
**”What’s my name” by DMX starts again, and John Bay slowly rises to his feet, to pick up his Crown of Thorns Championship. He holds it in his chest, and walks back into the locker rooms. Sick Puppy slowly manages up to his feet, and rolls out of the ring, literally crawling to the back.**
Mike: Wow! What an extreme bout that just was! And John Bay is STILL rolling strong with that Crown of Thorns Title of his!!
Clint: Yeah, pretty good champion we have on our hands, and in the weeks to come! Anyway, what’s next?!?
Mike: Up next…the rivalry between the Hierarchy and Team ICWA continues, when Crimson takes on Thurston Howell….folks, I understand Richard Thorton is standing by with Crimson backstage, so let’s go!
**We cut to the back, where Crimson stands, aside Richard Thorton.**
Richard Thorton: Thanks Mike, and Clint…I’m here with Crimson, who will be taking on Thurston Howell in just a moment…and, Crimson, how do you feel about Howell?
Crimson: To tell you the truth, I don’t give a damn about him. He’s another worthless piece of crap from Team ICWA trying to take us over, and frankly, it sickens me. Right now, I have my mind set on the World Heavyweight Title, considering I am the handpicked champion by Mr. Palm, and that is one good honor, may I add. Anyway, get the camera out of my face, I’m going to show the Seat Crapper a lesson about wrestling…
**He shoves the camera out of his face, and walks towards the entrance.**
Richard Thorton: Well guys, back to you!
Mike: Fans, here we go…a great match ahead of us!
**”Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit starts up, as the fans go into a mixed reaction, with more boos, as Thurston Howell makes his way from the back. The Leprechaun is not with him, however, he still looks mostly himself. He slides into the ring, thrusts his arms into the air, and grabs a microphone from Andrew Toribio.**
Thurston Howell: Now, before I get to kicking Crimson’s ass, I figure I’d just let all of you know, that in less than two weeks, I will be teaming up with a “mystery man” to take on Trey Reed and Ace Starling of that Hierarchy. So listen up boys…you honestly think you can win the war against Team ICWA? Well I say, not a damn chance! At Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, the newest addition to our fine faction will be revealed, and let me tell each and everyone of you fans out here, that it will hit you as ONE BIG SURPRISE!
**Howell drops the mic, as “Whiplash” by Metallica hits, and the fans immediately react with hissing and booing for the former fan favorite, Crimson. He walks down the aisle cockily, like a usual Hierarchy member, sliding into the ring. He lunges forward with a clothesline, as Thurston Howell ducks, and turns him around with a German suplex.**
Mike: Oh! Crimson didn’t want to waste any time, and he paid for it, with that German Suplex! Crimson rolls himself back up, and walks into a clothesline from Howell!! Now the Seat Seller has him back up, and he whips him into the ropes! Crimson comes back, and ducks under an attempted elbow smash! Rebounding off the other side, he jumps forward with a huge lariat clothesline!!
Clint: That was some juice he put into that! Now he’s stomping away at the body of Thurston Howell, and picking him back up to his feet. Crimson elbows Howell in the face, and now pushes him back, holding onto his arms, and now pulls him back towards himself and gives him a spinebuster! Woo!
Mike: I guess Crimson is really hungry for that tile!
Clint: You could say that again. This is really his first good chance!
Mike: He got a fair shot at it when Storm was champion…he failed.
Clint: Yeah, well, so what? This is a big event we’re talking about, time to build up, get to know your opponent, things to that extent. Plus, with the fans no longer on his side, we have to face that Crimson is now one of the most respected and most fine wrestlers in this business!
Mike: I guess if you want to think so, that’s fine. At any rate, Howell is back up, and he walks over to Crimson. Crimson throws a right hand in his face, but Howell comes right back with one of his own!! Now they’re punching away!
Clint: And Thurston Howell gets in a knee to that abdomen to prevent anymore! He sets up now, and delivers a vertical suplex, as Crimson’s back goes crashing into the canvas!! Howell is going to try to go for a cover here….1……2…..no! An early two count!
Mike: Unlike a lot of people, Thurston isn’t wasting time here. He’s going to the top, simply waiting for Crimson to get back on his feet. Crimson’s up, and now he turns around, Thurston jumps, and MEETS HIM WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!! Oh yeah!
Clint: I suppose we are still early in the match, Crimson still has time to recoup!
Mike: Yeah, but, I’m still wondering who the mystery partner will be, teaming with Howell at Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. Could it be…Steven Smith?
Clint: What?! That’s too obvious and stupid, to have Smith be the partner! It can’t be him! It’s got to be someone that we would least expect…
Mike: I’m stumped. We’re going to have to wait for the PPV to see who the mystery man is, cause that’s where we will get our answers!
Clint: As smart as he is, Crimson just rolled out of the ring to regain his strength for a couple of seconds. He’s taking a breather….but, what do you know, here comes Howell to save the day, and continue right with action!
Mike: Well, Crimson wasn’t going to be coming in anytime soon. Howell has the momentum on his side, and it wasn’t going to be ruined cause of a stupid thing like that. Thurston Howell is approaching Crimson now, and he charges, but Crimson falls to his knees, AND DROP TOEHOLDS HOWELL’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! JESUS!
Clint: It was a smart move, after all! Crimson is back up now, and he has a steel chair! He lifts, and sends a shot right into Howell’s back!!! He takes him, and now sets…lifts, and A VERTICAL SUPLEX, RIGHT INTO THE FLOORS!!!! Oh man!! He’s slowly getting Howell back up, and now rolls him into the ring, going in along himself!
Mike: They’re in again, and Crimson is on a rampage! He has Howell now, and he throws a fist into his face, but Thurston brings one right back! Crimson with one, and Thurston storms back!! He takes Crimson, and whips him into the ropes! The Evil Soul rebounds, and the Seat Seller jumps at him with a knee! Crimson stumbles, but Howell catches him, and whips him into the corner!!! He runs at him, jumps with a splash, NO!! Crimson just took the referee in front of him, thus having Howell splash the official!!
Clint: That isn’t fair! He should be disqualified!!
Mike: What’s disqualification? That doesn’t exist in this business, idiot.
Clint: Whatever. Crimson comes back, and Howell lunges forward with a clothesline, but Crimson ducks. He turns around, and there is a kick to the gut! HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE EVIL IMAGE!! HE HAS HIM!! HE LIFTS, ONE POWERBOMB!!! AGAIN, AND TWO POWERBOMBS!!!! HE’S STRUGGLING, BUT THERE’S THREE POWERBOMBS!!!! HE LIFTS HIM BACK UP IN A DVD POSITION, AND EXECUTES THE FULL EVIL IMAGE!!!! OH YEAH!!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!! NO!!! THERE ISN’T A REFEREE!!! THIS IS BULL SHIT!!!
Mike: It was Crimson’s own fault! He shouldn’t have put the referee there!
**From the ramp, another referee runs, and slides into the ring.**
Clint: Finally!! Here he is…a cover!!! 1………2…………WHAT?!?! THURSTON HOWELL KICKED OUT!!! HOW!!! DAMN REFEREE!!!
Mike: He kicked out of the Evil Image, fairly or unfairly! Crimson is pissed!! He’s going up to the top rope! He jumps, and he goes for the Senton Bomb!!! NOOOO, HOWELL MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, HOWELL MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!! And he’s up on his feet!!! Crimson is hurting, and he rolls up. Howell with a kick to the gut, and now…THE SYNDICATE!!!! THE SYNDICATE!!! YES! YES, HE CONNECTED!!! HE COVERS THE EVIL SOUL………1…………2…………3!!!!! TEAM ICWA’S THURSTON HOWELL HAS JUST GAINED A VICTORY OVER THE HANDPICKED WORLD CHAMPION, CRIMSON!!!!
Clint: Damn, there goes the business!
Mike: Fans, that’s a huge win for Thurston Howell, and the best is yet to come tonight!! Cause up next, after this commercial break, the Tag Team Titles are on the line!!! Stay with us!!!
**”Leper Messiah” by Metallica plays, and the entire NC-17 faction make their way down the aisle. Cam Ferguson leads the way, as he carries an NC-17 shirt with him, and the four slide into the ring. Ferguson grabs a mic.**
Cam Ferguson: Well, as you can all see, I have a shirt with me, and yes, it means NC-17 will be growing one man larger, and that’s now. So, you know who you are, get the hell out here, and ladies and gentlemen, welcome your new member of the greatest faction ever!!
**”We’re not going to take it” by Twisted Sister plays, as the fans give a large pop for Matt Allen, being introduced as the new member of the growing NC-17. He makes his way down the aisle, and slides in the ring, to grab the shirt, but Cam holds it back for one quick second.**
Cam Ferguson: Oh yeah!! Matt Allen baby! Now Matt, you’re a great wrestler and all, and I’d just like you to know….that….well, I CHANGED MY MIND!!! YOU’RE NOT IN THE NC-17! HA!!!
**The four members begin to pound on Matt Allen, and assault him. Cam throws a fist, and whips him into the arms of Ryan Lewis, who delivers Sanguineous Matters. Cam Ferguson goes up to the top, taunts, and jumps, executing the Organized Bomb!**
Mike: WHAT?! The NC-17 just screwed Matt Allen out of his spot there!!
Clint: That was great game planning too!
**”When I come Around” by Greenday starts up, and Cam Ferguson picks the NC-17 shirt up again. He rips it up, and shoves it onto Allen, as the NC-17, Lewis, Anderson, Ferguson and Vega leave the ring.**
Mike: Whoa! NC-17 really wants to pick up on business again! They are ALL business!
Clint: I’ll say so!
Mike: Fans, the Tag Team Titles are on the line next, when Team ICWA takes on the new alliance of the Profit$!! Let’s go!!
Team ICWA (c) vs. The Profit$
Mike: Folks, with the heat between these two factions, this should be one hell of a match we are waiting for!
**”Take Back the Power” by Rage Against the Machine starts, as the fans begin going into immediate boos, as Lance Slade and Jade Diamond emerge from the back. They taunt the fans, as they slide into the ring, possibly with overconfidence, waiting.**
**The ICWA Theme Music plays over the speakers, as the fans boo, but a little lighter than doing for the Profit$. Preston Stratton and Alex Brown come out cockily, with the Tag Team Titles around their shoulders. They make it all the way down, they drop their titles, and slide into the ring.**
Mike: No time is wasting! Stratton and Brown are in, and Slade hits Brown with a hard clothesline, as Jade dropkicks Preston Stratton onto the ground! The two are now stomping away at Stratton and Brown’s bodies, and they pick up Stratton! They whip him into the ropes, Preston rebounds, and Jade and Lance double team, delivering a double underhook drop!
Clint: But they aren’t done. They lift Alex Brown back up, and bring him towards the middle of the ring. They set up, and now pull of a double vertical suplex, sending Brown’s body crashing right onto his tag team partner!! The Icon is smartly rolling out of the ring, as Slade steps onto the apron, and we will start out with Jade Diamond and Preston Stratton!
Mike: I wonder if Jade has gotten out of that “Satan speaking to him” phase.
Clint: One may never know, but either way, Jade is a great wrestler!
Mike: I guess that’s true, however, him losing for almost two months straight without a victory is just depressing. Hopefully he can start up on a role again.
Clint: Stratton is recovering inside the ring, and he’s back up on his feet. Jade charges at him with a clothesline, but he ducks. He hits a hard right hand into Diamond’s face, and another one, sending him in the corner! Little kicks to the chest, and now he knife edge chops him!!
EGWA Fans: WHOOOO!!!!!! WHOOOO!!!! WHOOOO!!!!!
Mike: Stratton grabs Jade’s arms, and whips him into the opposite corner! He hits hard, stumbles forward, and Stratton flips him over with a back body flip!
Clint: The Profit$ are losing their touch here…
Mike: All four of these men are tremendous athletes, you can’t always expect all the greatness coming from one team.
Clint: I’m defending the EGWA, Einstein.
Mike. Yeah, yeah. Stratton is picking the Foundation back in the ring, and he’s walking towards his corner! He motions to Alex, and now slams Diamon’d head right into Brown’s boot! And there’s a tag!
Clint: Oh no! He’s in, and now he’s pounding away with right fists! Jade walks in to him, as Alex executes a nasty back breaker!! But he isn’t letting go of Jade’s body! He’s holding down pressure on his neck and legs, and his body is being stretched in half!
Mike: Lance Slade runs into the ring, and he stomps Brown right in the back, forcing him to let go of Jade Diamond’s body! If it weren’t for that, I wouldn’t be surprised seeing Jade tap out.
Clint: What? Has Jade Diamond ever given up? Not that I recall. Shut your damn mouth, and think before you speak, so you don’t embarrass yourself.
Mike: ….alright then. Alex Brown has Jade Diamond back up again, and he whips him into the ropes, but Jade reverses, and holds on tight into his arms, stuffing a knee right into his gut! DDT!! Diamond goes for a cover…..1……..2…….no!!! Brown kicked out!
Clint: Just barely! That was a slow count, if you ask me!
Mike: Not really, it looked fine to me. And look at Lance Slade, he is absolutely begging for a tag! He wants Alex Brown badly, and he needs a piece of him! Jade is crawling towards him, and HE GOT THE TAG!! Slade is in, and he’s on a rampage!! Alex stands, but Slade clotheslines him right down! Here comes Preston, but he walks into a scoop slam! Lance Slade is ascending the top rope, and he jumps, delivering a back elbow drop!!!
Mike: Folks, Lance Slade is on fire here. And it’s his first night back!
Clint: Well, I’m sure he’s been training each and every day, and he’s looking better than ever! In addition, teaming up with the greatest faction isn’t too bad either!
Mike: Fans, Lance Slade is going for Alex Brown, as he has him back on his feet. He throws a right fist into his face, and now whips him into the ropes! Brown rebounds, and is met with a back heel kick! Oh man!!
Clint: Lance Slade now gets up, and he tags Jade Diamond back into the ring! Diamond is in, and now he’s kicking away with some stomps! He picks Alex back up, and takes him down with a hip toss! Alex recovers quickly, only to run into another hip toss!
Mike: Now Jade is walking over by his legs, he’s applying something…
Clint: YES!!! The Hump ‘Em and Dump ‘Em!!! The Hump ‘Em and Dump ‘Em!!! Jade hasn’t put that hold on in a while!!!
Mike: That elevated Texas Cloverleaf is…
Clint: No, no, you got it all wrong!! It’s called the Hump ‘Em and Dump ‘Em!!
Mike: Alright then…that Hump ‘Em and Dump ‘Em is killing the back of Alex Brown, and he’s trying desperately for those ropes!!! Can he get to them, is the question! He’s reaching….reaching…NO!! HE TAGGED IN PRESTON STRATTON!!
Clint: No!!! Just when he was about to give up too!
Mike: Stratton is in, and he takes down Jade from behind! Lance Slade is running in, but Preston counters, and tosses him over the top ropes!!! Jade is right back at it, but gets his, and is slammed face first into the turnbuckle!! The Axiom is climbing it now, and he’s on the second step! He releases, TORNADO DDT!!! TORNADO DDT!!! And Jade Diamond’s head collapsed right into the canvas!!
Clint: He could have suffered a migraine on that impact!!
Mike: Stratton can care less, he’s picking Jade right back up!! He’s setting up, and there it is!!! THE COBRA CLUTCH SUPLEX, THE COBRA CLUTCH SUPLEX!!!! IT’S OVER, IT’S OVER!!!! HE MAKES THE PIN……..1…………..2………………NOOO!!!!! Lance Slade just slid in the ring, and managed to break up the count!!!
Clint: Alex Brown isn’t happy about this!! He’s in, and now he runs right for the Spectacle, BUT LANCE SLADE MEETS HIM WITH THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!! HIS FINISHING MANEUVER!!! Preston Stratton runs in, and prevents anything from happening, as he throws a kick into Slade’s chest!! He picks him back up, and gives him a kick to the gut!! He’s setting up for something….
Mike: Jade Diamond is struggling to his feet now! Preston Stratton lifts Slade, but the Foundation comes from his blind side, and clothesline him from behind, resulting in Stratton stumbling over!! The two are gonna double team now, wait a minute….is it…YES!! They’re setting up, and here it comes, THERE’S THE BOTTOM DOLLAR!!! THE BOTTOM DOLLAR!!!! WE HAVENT SEEN THAT IN A LOONNGG TIME!!!! JADE DIAMOND MAKES THE COVER, THIS COULD BE IT………1………….2…………..3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PROFIT$ ARE THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE EGWA!!!!
Clint: Oh yeah!!! I told you so!!! They belong as our champions, and here they are!!! The Profit$, baby!!
Mike: Wait a minute…what the hell are Lance and Jade doing?! They have handcuffs, damnit! HANDCUFFS! Oh no…they have Alex Brown! Slade has the handcuffs and Jade lifts him up, a little bit. Slade runs in, AND HE STRIKES THEM RIGHT INTO BROWN’S FACE!! MY GOD! They’re setting him up in the corner now, and locking him on to the ropes, and he’s in!!!! Damnit!
**On the EGWA-Tron, we see the Team ICWA locker room, which is barred by chairs, desks, bricks, full of utilities, as the door is banging, and we hear yelling, but they can’t come out. We see Jade and Lance just looking with laughter.**
Mike: NO! NO! Team ICWA can’t come out to help their teammates!! They are prevented from it!! And the Profit$ think it’s funny!!! Hold up…WHAT THE HELL!!! HERE COMES THE HIERARCHY!!! What are they doing here?!?!
Clint: They’ve come to congratulate Lance Slade and Jade Diamond on winning the Tag Team Titles!
Mike: No, they haven’t, Clint! They’ve come to beat up some more on Alex Brown and Preston Stratton!! Here’s DRH, and he knocks Preston right down with Dave the Skull!! Now Slade, Diamond, DRH and Trey Reed are stomping away at Stratton, and Crimson is on the outside, getting a table!!! You have to be kidding me…what’s that in his left hand, he’s holding? OH MY GOD, IT’S GASOLINE!!!! Preston Stratton is going to get seriously injured, folks!!
Clint: Look who’s coming down to ringside…it’s Mr. Palm!!! And he has stacks of newspaper!! Back in the ring, Trey Reed has control of the Axiom, and he has him on his feet. He has him, and THERE’S THE NECKBRACE!!!! And here comes Crimson inside the ring, with the table!!!
Mike: Alex Brown is suffering right in the corner to be seeing his best friend being dismantled by corporate jockeys…folks, this isn’t right…not at all.
Clint: The table is set up in the middle of the ring, and Palm is placing all the stacks of newspapers on, what are they up to?!?!? Jesus Christ….here comes the gasoline. Crimson opens up the lid, and now he’s pouring it all over the papers, all over the tables….I think I sense what’s coming.
Mike: Crimson is reaching down into his pocket, and he has a pile of matches…please, God no. He lights it, and now he throws it onto the table…LORD!!! THE TABLE IS BURSTING WITH HOT FUMES, HIGH INTO THE AIR!!!! NO, DON’T DO IT, DON’T DO IT!!!! CRIMSON IS PICKING UP PRESTON STRATTON….GODDAMNIT, HE’S SETTING FOR THE EVIL IMAGE. THERE’S A KICK TO THE GUT, AND HE SHOVES HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS TWO LEGS. HE LIFTS, NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! HE JUST POWERBOMBED PRESTON STRATTON THROUGH THAT HOT, FUMING TABLE!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! PRESTON STRATTON COULD BE DEAD, FOLKS!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!
Clint: This is definitely horrible…this is not right…
Mike: ALEX BROWN IS TERRIFIED IN THE CORNER, AND HE CAN’T STAND IT ANY LONGER!!! GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN!!!
**”The Zoo” by Scorpions re-plays over the loud speakers, as fans are shocked of the incident that occurred, while some boo larger than ever before. All of the Hierarchy have smirks on their faces, as they proceed exiting the ring, to the backstage, as paramedics rush to the ring, and put the unconscious and twitching body of Preston Stratton on a stretcher. They roll him into the backstage area, and eventually come to an ambulance, where they store him in. Alex Brown gets unlocked from the handcuffs, and rushes into the back, where he gets into the ambulance, and the ambulance dashes off with sirens, as we fade to a commercial break.**
