*The camera slowly fades up from black, and on the screen we see the words "EGWA SIX MONTH ANNIVERSARY." Once this fade out, "The Zoo" by the Scorpions starts up, as we see clips from the original Monday Night broadcast. We see DRH and Hardcore Jay wrestle in the only-ever "Meat Locker Match." We see Osaka Kurasaw and The Great Sotashi come to blows on national television, as well as Rau Charles being powerbombed off of the Municipal Stage in the EGWA Arena, located in Reading, PA. We re-live the first EGWA pay-per-view, where there were several classic matches: The first Sotashi/Kurasaw match, DRH climbing a ladder to unify the ICWF Hardcore, USOW Hardcore and EGWA TV Titles into the Triple Entente Championship, the "Halftime Hell" Match between Lunatic and the Cannibal, the arrival of Hardcore Jones and the formation of the Hardcore Playas, and, finally, the crowning of the first EGWA World Heavyweight Championship, when Cannibal last eliminated Lunatic in the first "Triple-Ring-Sky-High-Death-Match." We see the DRH/Tim Haught World Title match from Needful Things in November. Once again, we see the Chaos/Jonas Testament "Shop Till You Drop" Match from Nightmares And Dreamscapes, as well as the DRH/Rian Palm World Title match, the arrival of Sport Jones, the crowning of Ciarin Kade as the new World Champ. From Monday Nights passed, we see again the near- classic Crimson/Mr. Maroon "Street Fight," the Ciarin Kade/DRH "Bed Of Thorns" Match, in which the seemingly invincible DRH suffered his first loss, the incredible Trey Reed/Damien Simons "Desert Storm" match from two weeks ago. We see the EGWA debuts of Jade Diamond and Lance Slade, and the subsequent forming of The Organization. We see the forming of NC-17, with Matt Allen, Hardcore Jay and Hardcore Jones. We see the arrival of Motorhead Massacre, and his crippling of four active members of the EGWA roster. We see Will Storm win the World Title at King Of Death Matches, as well as the amazing matches in the tournament: the Hardcore Jones/Crimson "Pitfall" Match, the Jay/Manson Crow "Last Call Free For All" match that took place in a bar, and, perhaps the most mind-boggingly insane match the EGWA has ever sanctioned, the "Goodyear Badfall" Match between Jonas Testament and Vince Vega that took place in the Goodyear Blimp as it floated over the Superbowl. We see Storm's title defenses, his wins over Hardcore Jones, DRH, Ciarin Kade, and the Cannibal, solidifying his place as the most dominant man the EGWA has ever seen. We see the debuts of Trent Storm, Pastor Mark Brian, Brendan Aryze, all of the super rookies we've ever seen. The second Sotashi/Kurasaw encounter, ending with a powerbomb off of the Municipal Stage in Reading. We see the "Rage In The Cage" match between Vince Vega and Will Storm, the entrance of Team ICWA, the return of the Cannibal, the incredible DRH/WIll Storm/Cannibal Stretcher Match from Politically Incorrect. All of the clips begin to speed up, until they all meld together, and explode off of the screen.*

*We then cut to a shot of the jam-packed lines outside of the Yokohama Center in Tokyo, Japan. The international fans of the EGWA wave anxiously, loving their chance to get on American television. Suddenly, a dark sedan pulls up to the sidewalk, and Will Storm climbs out of the car, a black leather bag and his World Heavyweight Championship belt over his shoulder. The fans immediately begin to mob him. Crowd control moves in and pushes them away, as we cut inside the Center.*

*We catch a quick roaming shot of the crowds inside the arena, and then we cut to the newsdesk, where Mike Rether and Clint White sit, smiling.*

Mike Rether: Fans, thank you for joining us this evening, and welcome to the six month anniversary of the EGWA, RISING SUN!!!

*The Japanese fans give an enormous pop, as the cameras begin to pan the audience once more.*

Clint White: Indeed, the EGWA has been elevated to a level no one in the company ever thought it would be, and we want to thank all of the loyal fans out there!

Mike: We've got a stacked card for you this evening! Seven titles will be on the line, including the two in the special "Double Main Event!" In addition to that, we will have six undercard matches!!

Clint: Fans, the time it's taken to build up to this moment has been mind-staggering! The wrestlers are ready to give you a great show, I've never had this much energy!! For once, Mike didn't get drunk before the evening started!

Mike: But wait after the show.....

Clint: Oh yes, ha ha, indeedcamera- Just hold on a second here, I'm being told that a black limousine has just pulled up to the back of the arena! Let's go have a look!

*The camera cuts to the back, where we see the afore-mentioned black limousine. It has black tinted windows, making it impossible to see inside the vehicle. Three armed guards swing open the doors, and then step outside. They simply stand there, staring out over the back alleys of Japan. Each of them hold a shield and wear helmets. The camera cuts back to the newsdesk.*

Mike: Now, who do you suppose is inside of that black limo?

Clint: If this were WCW, it'd have to be Hogan! Since we're not so predictable...I'm gonna go ahead and make a call on it! It's gotta be....Suzanne Summers!

Mike: Why would Suzanne Summers be here?

Clint: Hey, don't you read the Internet?

Mike: Fans, right now, I understand that we're going to be going to the back to get a word with President Xavier Region, to make a special announcement regarding the Main Event this evening! Let's go to the back!

*The camera cuts into Region's locker room, where he sits without the rest of The Organization. He sits in a leather chair, his fingers steepled.*

Xavier Region: This evening, as you all know, there will be a "Best-Of-Three-Falls" Match to decide the new EGWA World Heavyweight Champion. However, I've got a big announcement to make about this, and I am sure that it is going to shock the world. You see, my friends, there will be a special mystery guest referee in the match...and it's not me or anyone else from The Organization. Who is it? Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it? I guess you'll all have to wait for the end of the show. Too bad.

*We cut back into the arena.*

Mike: WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Clint: Guest referee!? Who could it be!?

Mike: Like he said, we're all gonna have to wait and see!

*Suddenly, the theme from "Webster" starts up. From the entranceway, a figure appears.*

Mike: What the Hell!? This isn't on the flow sheet!?

*Out from behind the curtain comes....*

Clint: GARY COLEMAN!?!?

*He steps out, and, we see that it isn't really Coleman, but a midget. He runs to the ring, as the fans cheer loudly.*

Gary Coleman Look-Alike: WELCOME TO RISING SUN 2000!!! I am your special guest ring announcer, Gary Coleman!! I know all of you seem to think that I work for the BTW, or, you might even think I work for the FWF!! Well, none of it's true!! You see, I work for the EGW-

*Suddenly, the house lights fade out, and "Smoke On The Water" by METALIUM starts up.*

Mike: oh dear god in heaven no...

*Motorhead Massacre runs to the ring with a can of gasoline and a chair in hand. He hits the ring, and tosses down his weapons.*

Clint: MOTORHEAD CHARGES THE MIDGET WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! Now, he pulls up the Coleman lookalike, and then butterflies his arms...he stares out over the fans, and THEN HITS A TIGERDRIVER ‘91!!! THE GARY COLEMAN IMPERSONATOR MIGHT BE DEAD!!!!

Mike: Massacre's got a mic!!

Motorhead Massacre: No one came here to see this stupid black midget call out the beginnings of matches...they came here to see men hurt!!!! AND, so, I think I'M GONNA HELP THEM OUT HERE!!!!

*He pulls up the Coleman lookalike again, and butterflies his arms once more.*

Mike: SOMEBODY STOP THIS!!!

*As if on key, "Hate Me Now" by Nas starts up. The fans pop wildly, as Trent Storm charges the ring, with his Juniorweight Title around his waist. He slides in, pulls off the belt, and then hits a lariat on Motorhead. The bell rings.*

Mike: And, our first match of the evening is underway!!

Clint: Folks, the heat between these two is immense!! Storm pulls up Massacre, and then whips him into the ropes!! Storm with a frankensteiner!! Motorhead is down already!! Storm is climbing to the top rope, however, Massacre is to his feet!! He pulls out the leg of Storm, and the Juniorweight crotches the top rope!! He's climbing up now!! He's punching away at Storm, and I think he's gonna try for a superplex!!

Mike: But, Storm is fighting out of it!!

Clint: Storm with a hard right, and now Motorhead crotches the top rope as well!! Storm climbs to his feet on the top rope, and hooks the head of Motorhead!!

Clint: He motions to the crowd, and THEN HITS A TOP ROPE SWINGING DOOR DDT!!!! GOOD GOD, GOOD GOD, GOOD GOD!!!!

Mike: What a match this is already!!! Now, Storm lifts up Motorhead, and punches him hard in the head! He flies back hard into the turnbuckle!! Motorhead is getting battered!! Storm is slowly stepping back, and then he hops forward with a thrust kick to the throat of Massacre!! NO!! Motorhead moves, and Storm hits the turnbuckle!! Now, he turns Storm around, and hits A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!

Clint: He might've just broken the neck of Storm with that move!! Trent isn't moving!!

Mike: Now, Motorhead pulls himself up, and he has that chair that he brought to the ring with him! He pulls up Storm, and then drags him into the corner of the ring!! He's hanging him from the ropes!! Storm is tied to the Tree of Woe!!

Clint: Now, Massacre has the chair, and he sets it up on his face!! Storm is motionless!!

Mike: Motorhead Massacre backs up, hollers to the fans, and then HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE ONTO THE CHAIR!! THE TAJIRI FANS FROM ASIA ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS AFTER THAT MOVE!!!

Clint: Motorhead might've busted open the nose of Storm with that move!! Storm is still hanging from the ropes, though, and Massacre backs up!! He runs forward, and then HITS A DROPKICK INTO HIS STOMACH!!!

Mike: Now, Storm falls off the ropes!! Massacre grabs him, and then tosses him over the top rope!! Storm lands hard on the outside of the ring!! Folks, the Gary Coleman lookalike is standing up!! He's getting up after a Tigerdriver ‘91!!!

Clint: Now, Motorhead has him again, and he Gorilla Presses him!! He walks to the ropes, and then TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO TRENT STORM!!! THE MIDGET LANDS RIGHT ON TRENT STORM!!!

Mike: They're both laid out on the mats!! Motorhead is walking towards the ropes, and he grabs onto them!!

Clint: He pulls himself over, and then HITS A SUICIDE SPLASH ONTO BOTH MEN ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! GOOD GOD, WHAT A MOVE BY MOTORHEAD MASSACRE!!!

Mike: Fans, Massacre has become one of the best high flyers in the EGWA ever!! He's pulling up Storm now again, and he rolls him back into the ring!! However, the midget is getting to his feet!! He's pointing and screaming at Motorhead!!

Clint: Folks, that is one angry midget!! He runs at Massacre, and now Motorhead KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD!!

Mike: The midget is down on his back!! Folks, Trent Storm has gotten to his feet now!! Massacre is pulling up the midget, and Storm is on the top rope!! He turns around, and THEN HITS A MOONSAULT PRESS ONTO THE MIDGET AND MOTORHEAD MASSACRE!!!

Clint: STORM WITH AN INCREDIBLE MANEUVER!!!

Mike: That was amazing!! Now, both Storm and Motorhead are down on the mats!! The midget isn't moving! This is a regular match, but we've got three men lying right in front of us!!

Clint: Storm is slowly climbing to his feet, and now he's heading back to the ring!! He's searching around, and he's PULLED OUT A LADDER!!!

Mike: Now, Storm takes the ladder, and waits for Motorhead to get to his feet!! He runs, and SLAMS THE LADDER INTO HIS HEAD!!! Motorhead is bleeding now!! Storm again takes the ladder, and then SLAMS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH IT ONCE MORE!!! Motorhead flies over the railing into the crowd!!

Clint: Now, Storm is working his way over the railing!! He's left the ladder on the other side of the railing, and both men are now in the crowd!! Motorhead and Storm are exchanging blows now!! Massacre with a lowblow, and now he has the head of Storm!! He HITS A FACEBUSTER INTO AN OPENED SEAT!! STROM'S NOSE MIGHT BE BROKE AFTER THAT MOVE!!!

Mike: Motorhead now pulls him up, and then sends him over the guard railing!! He's back in the ringside area as well, however, Storm is fighting to his feet!! Motoorhead is approaching the ladder, and he looks as though he's gonna set it up!! Storm charges him, and then slams his head into the steel ladder!!

Clint: Motorhead is down now!! Storm has the ladder, and he slides it into the ring!! Motorhead is slowly stumbling towards the ring, and Storm shoves him in forcefully!! Now, Storm is in too!!

Mike: Storm is working on setting up the ladder, but Massacre is up behind him!! He clips out the leg of Storm, and then pulls himself to his feet!! Motorhead is working on setting up the ladder himself, and now he's climbing up the front of it!! Massacre is up the ladder, but Storm is getting up too now!!

Clint: STORM SHOVES OVER THE LADDER, AND MOTORHEAD FALLS FORWARD, AND HITS HIS HEAD ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!! GOOD GOD!!! MOTORHEAD JUST FELL A GOOD TEN FEET!!!

Mike: Motorhead is laid out in the corner of the ring!! Storm now has that chair that was busted over his head, and he's picked that up now!! Motorhead is slowly getting to his feet, and Storm approaches him with the chair!! He just slams him over the head with the chair!!

Clint: Massacre has flown back into the corner of the ring now!! Storm has the chair again, and he sets it on his head!! He backs up, and then goes to hit a dropkick into the chair!! He hits it, and THE CHAIR JUST BOUNCED OFF OF MASSACRE'S HEAD!!! Storm is taking Motorhead to town this evening!!

Mike: Storm kicks the chair aside, and now he's pulling up Motorhead!! Storm with a hard knife edge chop to the chest of Motorhead!! Massacre flies back into the corner once more!! Storm grabs him by the hair, and then slams him headfirst into the turnbuckle again!! Motorhead is in trouble!!

Clint: Storm has the ladder again, and now he's picked up the toppled over ladder!! Storm is climbing to the top of the ladder now, however, Massacre is getting up!! He's going up the opposite side of the ladder as well!! Motorhead has his head, and he sets him up!! He FALLS BACKWARD WITH A PILEDRIVER OFF OF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! MY GOOD LORD!!!

Mike: STORM IS DOWN FOR SURE NOW!!! Massacre walks over to his fallen body, and then pulls him to his feet!! Massacre with a hard kick to the gut, and then he double underhooks his arms....you know what's coming here, folks!!!

Clint: Motorhead pulls him up, and THEN HITS THE TIGERDRIVER ‘91!!! TIGERDRIVER, TIGERDRIVER, TIGERDRIVER!!! GOOD GOD!!!

Mike: Now, Massacre is out of the ring, and he's under the ring!! Motorhead Massacre is pulling out a table!! He slides it into the ring, and then grabs the bottle of gasoline!!! He tosses them over the top rope, and then sees the midget stirring!! The little guy is running at Massacre again!!

Clint: Motorhead with a boot to the face again!! The midget flies to the ground!!

Mike: Massacre rolls him into the ring again!! Now, he's in as well!!! Motorhead reaches into his pocket, and he's pulled out....A BOOK OF MATCHES AND A PACK OF CIGARETTES!!

Clint: Motorhead sets up the table, and then rolls both the midget and Trent Storm onto the table!!! Folks, things are about to heat up here!!!

Mike: Massacre has the can of gas, and he's dumping it all over the table, the Midget, and the Juniorwieght Champion!! Massacre takes the cigs and the matches, and then starts up the ladder!!! He's at the top, and he's......SITTING DOWN!?!?

Clint: He taps the pack of Camels, and then lights up a cigarette!!! Massacre takes a long drag off of it, and then stands up on the top of the ladder!!!

Mike: He drops the cigarette into the pool of gasoline on the table below!!!! HE JUMPS, AND THEN HITS A SWANDIVE SOMERSAULT SENTON ONTO TRENT STORM AND THE BLACK GARY COLEMAN LOOK-ALIKE!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER, AND WE'VE GOT A NEW EGWA WORLD JUNIORWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!

*The bell rings, as "Smoke On The Water" starts up again. He rolls off the table, still smoking, and then slowly stands up. The referee hands him the title belt, and he raises it above his head, as he walks out of the ring. The camera cuts back to the newsdesk.*

Mike: Fans, what a match!!

Clint: The medics are on the way, and both Storm and the midget are going to be loaded onto stretchers!!!

*The medics attempt to load up Trent, however, he pushes them aside, and then rolls out of the ring.*

Mike: Folks, he was set on fire, and he's refusing medical help!! What a fighting spirit!!

Clint: If he's such a fighter, why'd he just lose his title?

Mike: It's the effort that matters!! Fans, right now, we're gonna go to the back for some exclusive interviews!!

*The camera cuts to the back parking lot, where we see the limo again. Jade Diamond is seen walking out to it. He waves to the guards, and they let him pass by. He steps up to the door, but blocks it, so we cannot see who's inside.*

Jade Diamond: So, you're here. Good.

Person In Limo: ......................

Jade Diamond: Yeah, he just arrived too. Everything is in place.

Person In Limo: .......................

Jade Diamond: Yeah, the referee is here, too. No worries, just relax. Everything is in place.

Person In Limo: ........................

Jade Diamond: Yeah, see you there, then.

*He walks away, as the camera cuts into another back area of the arena. Extremist and Brendan Aryze sit in chairs, as Trent Storm walks into the REGIME's locker room.*

Extremist: Damn man, you alright!?

Brendan Aryze: Yeah, that was one Hell of a match!

*Storm lowers himself slowly into a seat.*

Trent Storm: No, I'm not alright, but I'm not leaving either.

Brendan Aryze: Trent, you need to rest.

Trent Storm: Listen, I'm breathing, aren't I? As long as I'm alive, I'm gonna be there for you guys!

Extremist: If you say so....

*His friends shake their heads, as he lowers his. We cut into the locker room of Team ICWA.*

Preston Stratton: Yeah, Thurston, you're up next!!

Alex Brown: Yeah, go take that piece of EGWA trash out!

*Thurston stands up.*

Thurston Howell: Tonight, our dominance of the EGWA continues. The Tag Team titles are just the beginning. Next, the Triple Entente Title! Then, comes the Heavyweight Title itself!

Steven Smith: We're all straight on the strategy, then?

Alex Brown: You'd all better be.

*Howell heads for the ring.*

*We cut into the arena again, where the fans are getting ready for the second match of the evening.*

Mike: This match has enormous qualifications, don't you agree Clint?

Clint: As a matter of fact, I do. There are plenty of important things coming from this match. Thurston Howell and Cam Ferguson are two strong wrestlers, and this will be an important matchup.

*"Leper Messiah" by Metallica starts up, as Cam Furgeson starts to the ring. The fans pop wildly for the man who has recently made his full time return to the EGWA. He wears an NC-17 t-shirt, which draws even more cheers. He rolls into the ring, and then calls for a microphone.*

Cam Furgeson: Fans....are any of you happy to see the Hardcore Show has turned his back on the rich pricks, and returned to NC-17!?!?!?

*The fans give an INSANE pop.*

Cam Furgeson: You are definitely damn right!! I am back to being the hardcore maniac you're all used to!! Bring on the ICWA!!

*"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit starts up, as "The Seat Seller" Thurston Howell starts to the ring. He simply rolls inside, and charges Furgeson, as the bell rings.*

Mike: Whoa! This one is getting off to a fast start. Ferguson has attacked Thurston Howell already! He is not waiting. Ferguson goes to one side, and drops Prestons with a clothesline. Looks like Cam is eager for that Triple Entente title shot, eh?

Clint: Quite obviously. Howell doesn't seem to having any of that though. As it is known, these two people come from different stables, too. Interestingly, Team ICWA, where Howell is from, has come off to a great start in EGWA. However, it is quite possible that they could add more gold.

Mike: That doesn't appear to be what's happening, as Ferguson is absolutely dominating this matchup. Again, off the ropes, and Ferguson down with a knee into Thurston's spine.

Clint: Again, Howell doesn't seem to be standing any chance here. Oh, no, I may have to eat my words again. He's getting up, and Ferguson is trying to deter him. Ferguson sends him to one side, ducks, jumps, and sends him outside the ring. Oh no! What is Cam going to do out there?

Mike: This former Juniorweight champion is holding nothing back. He needs that Triple Entente shot, I think. He whips Howell into the guardrail, NO! Reversal, and Cam Ferguson's back must be shot to hell. Oh my!

Clint: Wait a minute. Howell may be showing a different side here. I think that he is, yes! Thurston Howell grabs a steel chair! I never thought him to be a brawler, but I think that he is resorting to anything to win this match. He cracks it over the wounded back of Cam Ferguson. Help him please!

Mike: Thurston Howell is showing that anything Ferguson does, he can match it. He sends Furgoson in the ring, bounces him off the ropes, and comes back with a clothesline of his own. Cam is down, and Howell has that chair again. Wait, he has two!

Clint: He places one on the back of Ferguson, and he is holding the other. Oh my! He just slammed steel into steel on Cam's back. He is trying for it again, but he misses and it hits him back in the face.

Mike: Team ICWA is now in trouble, as it looks. The former EGWA champ is again looking to take control. He lifts Howell up, and suplexes him to the mat. He goes to the top rope, and connects with a dropkick! Oh my!

Clint: That could be all. Cover...1...2..kickout! Kickout by Thurston Howell. The Seat Seller is mounting a comeback. He jumps over Ferguson in the corner, roll up...1......2.....kickout. Reversal by Ferguson..1..2.no! Another kickout by Howell. Howell up, and NO! A Cam Ferguson clothesline decapitated him.

Mike: But Ferguson is showboating. He is on the top with his arms out, and the fans are showing their feelings. Wait, Howell from behind. He grabs the arms, and drops him in a top rope crucifix powerbomb. That must be all. Cover..1...2..no! Another kickout! What an amazing matchup!

Clint: Ferguson is now mad, you can tell. He runs off the ropes, but is taken down with a drop-toe-hold. There's a legdrop to the back of his head...cover..1.....2....no!!! Ferguson kicked out!! He tries to get up, and there is a LOW BLOW!! He grabs onto Howell’s head, and there’s a DDT!!! Oh man!! The Hardcore Show is climbing up to the top now, could this be what we think it is? YES!! HE JUMPS, AND THERE IS THE HARDCORE BOMB!!! HARDCORE BOMB!!! FERGUSON MAKES A COVER!!!! 1…..2……….3!!!!! CAM FERGUSON HAS WON THIS THING!!! PRETTY SWEET MATCHUP TOO, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!!

Mike: Folks, Cam Furgeson is the new number one contender for the Triple Entente Championship!!

*"Leper Messiah" starts up again, as Cam rolls out of the ring. He hops over the guard railing, and then makes his way to the back through the fans, as we cut to the newsdesk again.*

Mike: Folks, what a match!

Clint: I don't like NC-17, but anything that bursts the bubble of the Team ICWA guys is fine with me!

Mike: Fans, at this time, we're gonna go to the back, and try to get a word with the man who just won the Triple Entente Championship this past Monday Night, Crimson!

*The camera cuts into Crimson's locker room, where we sits with the three titles spread over a table counter.*

Crimson: Tonight, I face a huge challenge, in the form of two other men. Two other men who want this title every bit as badly as I do. Men that feel they should be the Triple Entente Champion. Maybe they should be, but I'm not giving it up. I'm not just oging to sit back and let myself get beaten. I'm going to do something to stop it.

*He gets up, pulls a sledgehammer out from under the counter, and then walks out the door.*

*The camera cuts back to The Theater Of Pain's locker room, where we see Jonas Testament, John Bay and Morgan Black sitting, their Stable Titles over their shoulders.*

Jonas Testament: This evening....all the other stables have claimed to be the biggest, the baddest, the best. However, we're still here.

John Bay: We might not reach the end of the match with the titles, however, we're sure as hell going to try. And, you can be doubly sure that no one will leave that cage without being carted out on a stretcher.

Morgan Black: The odds are stacked against us, but, in the end, you all need to realize we don't care about keeping these damn things. We're here to try and hurt as many people as damned possible...and you can believe we're going to do it.

*The camera cuts back into the arena.*

Mike: Folks, where could Crimson be going!?

Clint: Who knows? This man is the craziest man the EGWA has ever seen, I feel!

Mike: Fans, it's time for our next match of the evening! We're gonna see Big Daddy vs. Sick Puppy, in a match that has been brewing for quite some time now!!

Clint: Big Daddy turned his back on Sick Puppy three weeks ago, and became leader of The Devil's Own. Now, Daddy was hit by a car, and when Sick Puppy tried to comfort his brother, Daddy refused!!

Mike: This should be a wild match!

*"Cowboy" by Kid Rock starts up, as Sick Puppy starts for the ring. He stands in front of the ring, and stares at the fans. Suddenly, Big Daddy runs in, and hits him from behind. He then rolls Daddy into the ring.*

Mike: Sick Puppy and Big Daddy are in the ring, and it appears as if they are not waiting for anything. Puppy goes right after Daddy with a clothesline, but Big Daddy blocks it. He recovers and hits a kick right into Sick Puppy's stomach. Oh no! He just dropped Sick Puppy with a DDT early into the match.

Clint: Better watch out, this match could end quick with a Big Daddy win. Daddy off the ropes, and he drops a snap elbow onto Sick Puppy. Sick Puppy has started this match in pretty sorry shape.

Mike: Big Daddy is looking to capitalize on everything that he does. He covers, 1….2….kickout early by Sick Puppy. Sick Puppy is lifted up by Big Daddy, and he is slammed hard to the mat. Lifted again, and there is a vertical suplex by Big Daddy. Sick Puppy may need help, because he could be seeing the ceiling soon.

Clint: Big Daddy lifts Sick Puppy up again, and send him to the ropes. Drop down by Big Daddy, into a leapfrog. What agility! Big Daddy goes for a big boot, but Sick Puppy slides underneath and hits a mighty backwards clothesline. Off the ropes, and Sick Puppy connects with a dropkick. Sick Puppy seems to be coming back after that slaughtering that he took early in this matchup.

Mike: Japan is coming alive with these two. Sick Puppy is looking to capitalize again, and he hits a bent-legdrop onto Big Daddy. I don't know if that hurt him, but it must have fazed him. Sick Puppy, again, is looking great on the offensive.

Clint: Big Daddy needs to make a comeback if he wants to have any type of a hope in this matchup. Sick Puppy is absolutely dominating! Puppy lifts Daddy up, and hooks him in a front chancery. He drops him with a DDT! That is sort of a reminder to what Big Daddy did earlier in this contest. Sick Puppy is going to the top-rope-

Mike: But Big Daddy is getting up! Sick Puppy off of the top with a clothesline, but Big Daddy just punched him in the stomach. Big Daddy is looking for the comeback. He takes Sick Puppy and throws him outside the ring. He is looking under the ring for weapons, and he grabs a cookie sheet.

Clint: What's he going to do with that? Oh no! He just cracked it over the head of Sick Puppy. Now he is looking again, and…..NO! He has found a table! Big Daddy has found a table under that ring! This could be disastrous…

Mike: He is setting it up in the ring. Big Daddy has set the table up in a corner in the ring. He carries Sick Puppy into the ring, and may be looking to end the match right here. He send Sick Puppy to one side, and drops him with a drop-toe-hold.

Clint: Watch out, now, Big Daddy has set Sick Puppy onto the top turnbuckle, and is climbing too. The table is underneath them! Big Daddy may be going for… a hurricanrana?!?!

Mike: But wait! Sick Puppy has reversed it! Big Daddy is hooked, and Sick Puppy jumps…….OH MY! Sick Puppy just POWERBOMBED Big Daddy THROUGH A TABLE! He must be out.

Clint: Sick Puppy isn't done. He is going back under the ring. He has pulled out a ladder! Oh no! He has a ladder! He is throwing it in the ring. He sets it up, and is climbing it. He jumps off the top, and drops the leg onto Big Daddy!

Mike: That has to be all. 1………….2…………3! Ladies, and Gentlemen, your winner, Sick Puppy!

*"Cowboy" starts up again, as Sick Puppy rolls out of the ring, leaving his brother half- dead in the ring. He stops and turns to him a final time, and then walks to the back. He cut to the newsdesk.*

Mike: Fans, what a brutal match that was!!

Clint: Short, but brutal!

Mike: Fans, I understand that we're going to see more from Crimson in the back right now!