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Dr. Bowl: Well first you might wanna try getting a hooker, I mean hey if you can't get it the legal way get it the illegal way, now on to trying to get it the legal way, you might wanna try showering, also a clean shave doesn't hurt, another thing you might wanna try is wearing some clean clothes, if clean clothes aren't an option try spraying them with cologne, my last piece of advide is brush your teeth, if you do all of these things there is no reason you should have a prob getting laid, unless you're ugly, thanks for wrighting.
Justin Moser asks
Dr Bowl replies:
We know you moser, its because your ugly.
Jonny@beer.com asks:
Smitty writes:
Dear doctor bowl:
Why can't I get girls?
Is it because i'm too ugly, or becaues i'm a dork or both?
How should a person make fun of these people who think that rideing a
skateboard with a stick attched to it is cool? Also what about the
aggressive skate boards that think scooters should
be part of the gravity games.
Sorry to steal your job Bowl but I have to get in on this one... Well first off they should let scooters in the gravity games. The reason for this is that the Gravity games suck anyway . They are sponsered by NBC. That would be all well and fine if it wasn't just all about money. If NBC didn't make enough money with them them wouldn't even consider having them again. Now granted if the X games stopped making money they would certainly die down but they diffently would not be canceled altogether. On top of that the first gravity games were held in Providence, Rhode Island. The thing with this is that Providence has a city wide law that makes aggresive skating of any kind within city limits illegal and i'm pretty sure that skateboarding in anyway shape or form is also illegal. And as far as the damn idiots on the fucking scooters Anyone who goes to a skate park with one of those should have heavy blunt objects thrown at them until they leave. Fucking hell those things suck and anyone who rides one at a skate park is either 5 years old or just a complete iditot and deserves to be treated as such.
***Note Justin Tokarsky is not a certified Doctor
