THE TALIBAN SONG by Clanmother © 2001

A Calypso that can be sung to the tune of "The Banana Boat Song"

                                     One Day-a-a-a-a-a-a-Oh,

                                     Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                     One Day-a-a-a-a-a-a-Oh,

                                     Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                     Come Evil Taliban, hand over Osama.

                                     Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                     We come here to kick ass; we didn’t come to see your camel.

                                     Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                   We got Cruise Missiles, smart bombs and Magic Dragons.

                                    Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                    To blast your tanks and your armored wagons.

                                    Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                   One Day-a-a-a-a-a-a-Oh,

                                   Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                   Mullah Omar, him on an ego ride.

                                   Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                  Teach dose Moslem kids to do suicide.

                                   Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                  Taliban beat women; chase the girls from school.

                                  Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                  Don’t he know that makes him the biggest fool?

                                  Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                 One Day-a-a-a-a-a-a-Oh,

                                 Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                 Dem Taliban live like the Middle Ages.

                                 Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                 Don’t wanna hear the wisest Muslim sages.

                                 Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                Dey anti-western but use our technology,

                                Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                               But teach their kids no more than tending sheep.

                                Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                 One Day-a-a-a-a-a-a-Oh,

                                Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                We search all day hunting Mad Osama.

                                Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                While him buying goat for wetting his banana.

                                Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                Him tell lies all day in the Afgan sun.

                                Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                Him eat stolen rations when the evening come.

                                Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                One Day-a-a-a-a-a-a-Oh,

                                Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                Him send his henchmen out on murder chore.

                                Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                Don’t him see that makes him de Devil’s whore?

                                Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                               Dere’s Tajik, Uzbek, and Pashtun too,

                               Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                               All fighting together to conquer you.

                               Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                                One Day-a-a-a-a-a-a-Oh,

                               Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                               We gonna corner you rats in your deep dark hole.

                              Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                              You gonna wish you never start your holey war.

                              Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                              Those Tajik, Uzbek, and Pashtun too,

                             Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                             Gonna one day vote to be rid of you.

                             Freedom come and we gonna go home.

                            One Day-a-a-a-a-a-a-Oh,

                            Freedom come and we gonna go home……

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