1. how they can get ready to go out in under 2 minutes- and still look so damn cute!
2. their amazing inaccuracy when it comes to hitting the toilet. (but when it comes to sports, they've incredible aim!)
3. why do they always think they can drive better than you (and every other female on the planet)?
4. why do they cross their arms and push up their muscles when they're having their picture taken? (like we don’t notice?)
5. cops- someone please explain how guys can watch that show.
6. cracking knuckles: is that just to show off- or does it feel good?
7. why are they incapable of gift wrapping?
8. why do guys love jumping into mosh pits? can you spell p-a-i-n?
9. why do they act like jerks when they wanna end a relationship so you're forced to break up with them?
10. they've probably never cried over a bad haircut. they don’t even get upset about how it looks.
11. how come they don’t ever gossip like us? (admit it, we thrive on a little news.)
12. why can't guys do script?
13. why do they love to play air guitar?
14. why do they wear their baseball caps backward? (and how come they look so hot like that?)
15. they can eat fast food for 3 meals a day and never get sick of it- or just plain sick.
16. if they're wearing shorts and boxers and they're sitting with their legs spread, u can see everything. do they mean to flash us?
17. why don’t they need to carry a purse? where's all their stuff?
18. why do cute guys always drive jeeps?
19. why don’t they hug another guy for more than a second? and when they do hug another guy they just pat each other on the back..what's up with that?
20. we'd never name our own band barenaked guys (okay, maybe we would).
21. why don’t they use calendars or write themselves notes? like they have such great memories?
22. why do they wish beavis and butt-head was back on mtv?
23. how come they dont have to pee as often as girls do?
24. what’s with the short, hard-to-interpret emails (like, do they like u- or what?)?
25. dont they get dry skin patches? they never seem to use face moisturizer.
26. why do guys always lean up against the wall in a row when they're hanging out together at school?
27. how can they like going to gym class- and not care about smelling badly afterward?
28. the gross web sites guys log on to- like doodie.com and fart.com.
29. why dont they care if their butts look big
30. that they dont get headaches listening to metallica and dmx.
31. how can they remember all those baseball signals, but forget things like your b-day?
32. dip and chewing tobacco. what’s up with that?!
33. why are they fascinated by lesbians?
34. why do they always have footballs in their cars?
35. why do they all love tigger from winnie the pooh?
36. why can't they talk on the phone for more than 2 minutes at a time?
37. that they're not totally embarrassed to um, go to the bathroom in public places.
38. why do guys call any movie not starring adam sandler or bruce willis a chick flick?
39. why they drive with their arm across the front car seat when there's no one next to them.
40. why do they agree to go shopping with you- but then complain about it the whole time?
41. why they say gross things like "drain the monster", "spank the monkey", and "pinch a loaf..."
42. ...but when we try to talk about our periods, they cant handle it. what's the big deal?
43. why they think its cool to drive trucks that are at least four feet off the ground.
44. the wwf. no girl would ever watch two half-naked guys roll around on top of each other to see who's gonna win, hello, its fixed!
45. goatees. enough said on that subject.
46. they'll eat any food even if they dont know where it came from, how old it is, or even if its stolen from someone else's lunch.
47. they think that any socks go with any shoes.
48. they would never ever in a million years think to check their horoscopes...
49. ...but they always check the sports page for some random athlete's batting average.
50. and finally, why dont they spend time thinking about stupid stuff like this- but we do?
