May Tape

*Dogs bark*

Noizchild: I'm coming Fluffy. I'm coming Snickers.

*Door opens, dogs ran out, and door shuts*

*A few minutes later*

Kellie: Good morning Noiz!

Noizchild: Ohayoo Gozimisu, Kel.

Kellie: Huh?

Noizchild: *Giggles* That's Japanese for "Good morning"

Kellie: I made cinnamon biscuits.

Noizchild: Domo Arigato!

*Pause*

Noiz: That's means Thank you

Kel: Okay mate.

*Afternoon*

Noizchild: Bemmer

Bemmer: Hai?

Noizchild: I have an idea for a project for the summer.

Bemmer: Ooo! What is it?

Noizchild: A series called "The Amazon"

Bemmer: Shh! Tell me later!

5-2
Noizchild: I asked Zero to join the project.

Bemmer: What do she say?

Noizchild: Yes.
Bem: Great!

*Evening*

*Radio plays*

Iris: So Noiz

Noizchild: Si?
Iris: When are we going to get new staff members?

Noizchild: I'm currently reading a sample this girl sent me.

Iris: Let me see!

I: She's good! Take her!

*Door shuts*

*Snoring*

*Dog barks*

Kel: I'm coming. I'm coming

*Footsteps*

*Door Opens*

*Dogs run in and door shuts*

*Footsteps*

*Door shuts*

10:37

Bemmer: Where Noizchild?

Iris: Church

Bemmer: Why?

Iris: Dunno.

Bemmer: Who's crazy enough to go to church at 8:00 o'clock in the morning?!?

Jun-Jun: Why don't you ask her.

*Door opens*

Staff: Hi Noiz!

Noizchild: Hi.

Kathlyn: How was church and Sunday school?

Noiz: It was okay.

Bemmer: What do you bother getting up so early?

Noiz: Cause, to get early service.

*Footsteps*

Bemmer: Uh... Okay.

12:00

Noiz: Kellie, what are you doing?

Kellie: Making lunch.

Noiz: Just don't burn down kitchen.

Kellie: K mate.

Iris: Can you keep it down? I trying to finish homework.

Noiz and Kel: Sure.

5-5

Bemmer: What are we doin today?

Noiz: You'll see later.

*Footsteps*

Bem: Crap! She always says that!

1:15

Noiz: Bemmer.

Bem: Hai?

Noiz: I have an idea for a summer project.

Bem: Ooo! What is it?

Noiz: Come with me.

*Footsteps*

5-6

Iris: Noiz.

Noiz: Hai?

Iris: Who is this Icetigerflame chick you keep getting e-mails from?

Noiz: Oh. Just an old friend.

5-7

Bemmer: So when is Jun-Jun due back?

Noiz: Next month.

Bem: Oh.

Sarah: What is your opinion on Sapphire?

Noiz: I don't know yet.

Iris: How are you on finding staff members?

Sarah, Bem, and Noiz: Slow!

5-8

Kel: Nice pic. I see your drawing is improving.

Noiz: Domo arigato.

Kel: How come it's not colored?

Noiz: I haven't gotten around to it.

Kel: I sent my my song to my mum.

Noiz: That's great! I sent mine an e-card.

 Kel: Oh.

Iris: I just e-mailed my mom "hi".

Noiz: Jun said her mom was sick so she sent her a card.

Kel: What about you Sarah?

Sarah: Me and my mom barely talk and besides I don't know what happened to her.
*Footsteps*

Noiz: Poor child.

5-12

Noiz: Guys!

Crew: What?

Noiz: I'm getting interviewed tomorrow!

*Screams of joy*

 Bem: When?

Noiz: At 4:00 that afternoon.

Kel: This is great!

5-13

Noizchild's interview.

Press: Good afternoon Ms. Johnson.

Noiz: Konichiwa.

Press: What is your full name?

Noiz: Noizchild Candy "La-La" Johnson.

Press: How old are you?

Noiz: 27

Press: Really? I thought you were 16.

Noiz: *Giggles* Don't worry. I get that all the time.

Press: So tell me, how did you come to have your web site?

Noiz: As a child, I loved writing and I'd write so much that my mum would get sick of it. So on the day I left the country, she said: "Candy, why don't you find something to do with your writings." So I searched around and this girl named Iris was giving away her site through a writing contest. I signed up and won.

Press: Speaking of Iris, how did you met your staff?

Noiz: I met Iris through her contest, Jun-Jun at an on-line, Kellie at a fair talent show, and Sarah through e-mail.

Press: And Bemmer?

Noiz: I invited him to join and he accepted. He's one of my best friends.

Press: Now tell us about your childhood.

Noiz: I had a pleasant life. I lived with mom and grandparents. Through my school years, I had few friends but I was mostly alone.

Press: I've heard that you didn't go to a school for your matchmaking skills. Is this true?

Noiz: My mother taught me my skills.

Press: Isn't it a pain to move back and forth between England and Japan all the time?

Noiz: Oh no. I'm used to it now.

Press: What influenced you to love Japan?

Noiz: My 7th grade teacher opened my mind and anime.

Press: One more question, You seemed to know a whole lot about love but you're still single. Why is that?

Noiz: Simple, I just love being single. *Grins*

5-14

Noiz: Sarah.

Sarah: Yes.

Noiz: I'm taking in Sapphire.

Sarah: Really?

Noiz: Hai.

Sarah: Domo arigato. I like what Zero has done to the school.

Noiz: I'll be happy to tell her.

5-15

Kellie: Omigod!

Iris: What?

Kel: My piano recital's tomorrow!

Bem: So?

Noiz: We'll all go.

Zero: What about the school?

Noiz: I'll worry about that Saturday.

Bem: Hope so.

5-16
Bem: Noiz.

Noiz: Hai?

Bem: You know if we recruited more staff members, more students will show up, right?

Noiz: Yep.

Bem: But there are a couple of problems...

Noiz: Oh?

Bem: Like where are we going to put everyone?

Noiz: Simple....

*Chair rolls back*

Noiz: We'll just use the rest of the buildings.

Bem: Yeah, but it's going to be back pain to have them fixed and cleaned.

Noiz: But we can do it. And the other problem?

Bem: Language.

Noiz: What ya mean?

Bem: You know students speak a different languages.

Noiz: Don't worry. The staff members will help tem.

5-19

*Red Hot Chili Peppers play*

Noiz: Iris?

Iris: Si?

Noiz: Don't you have an exam soon, like in three days?

Iris: I all ready studied.

Noiz: Okay. *Under her breath* I'll be ready to quiz you later.

5-20

Iris: Audios guys! I have to take my quiz.

Gang: Good luck!

*Door shuts*

Sarah: Hope you make the grade.

5-21

Noiz: So Iris,

*Pause*

 Iris: Si?

Noiz: How was your exam?

Iris: Great.

Noiz: What did you make?

Iris: 4

Noiz: That's great!

Iris: Gracious.

5-22

Sarah: Bemmer.

Bem: Hai.

Sarah: I have a question.

Bem: Hai?

Sarah: Do you have a crush on me?

Bem: No!

Sarah: That's what I thought.

Next recordings

5-23

Kel: You're not going to school today Iris?

Iris: Nope.

 Kel: Why?

Iris: What's the point?

*Silence*

Iris: My point exactly.

5-24

Noiz: Sarah.

Sarah: Hai.

Noiz: I've received an e-mail from Sapphire

Sarah: What did she say?

Noiz: She's coming to Japan soon.

Sarah: Really?

Noiz: Yep.

Sarah: Yes!

Noiz: I knew you wanted to hear that.

5-25

Sarah: The school's looking better.

Bem: Yep.

*Silence*

Bem: When are we going to get more students here?

Sarah: When we get more staff. Why?

 Bem: It's getting boring around here.

Sarah: More will come.

5-26

Kel: What'cha doin'?

Noiz: Downloading songs for a C.D.

Kel: What kind of c.d.?

Noiz: Anime mix.

Kel: Ooo.

Noiz: Yep.

5-27
Bem: What's in the box Noiz?

Noiz: DVD player.

Bem: Really?

Noiz: Hai.

Bem: Yay! We've got a DVD player!

 5-28

Noiz: When do you get your report card Iris?

Iris: Tomorrow.

Noiz: Okay.

5-29

Iris: It's here!

Kel: What's here?

Iris: My report card.

Noiz: What did you make?

Iris: An A, 2 B's, and a C

*Screams of Joy*

5-30

Sarah: So when is Sapphire due here?

Noiz: This afternoon.

Sarah: Okay.

5-31
*Door creaks open*

Noiz: *Cough Cough* My! It's dusty in here. I wonder how long this building's been used. Well, let me get the lights.

*Footsteps*

Noiz: Whoa!

*Fall over*

Noiz: Ow! Now why the hell would books be in the hallway.

*Light switch click* Noiz: Whoo! I better get started!

*Cleaning sounds*