Lord Montague: Rich man in Verona, enemy and secret friend of Lord Capulet

Romeo: His sixteen-year-old son

Lord Capulet: Rich man in Verona, enemy and secret friend of Lord Montague

Juliet: His sixteen-year-old daughter

Kidnaper: A kidnapper that is hired to "kidnap" Juliet

Scene: Verona

*Small talk*

Two households pretend to argue but in secret they plotting to bring their offspring together.

*Act one: In the outer part of Capulet's garden. Romeo is reading Will Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet". Juliet is spying on him while hiding in the bushes*

Romeo: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun.

Juliet: *In her head* What a lovely voice! Keep reading my darling!

Romeo: Arise, fair sun, and kill envious moon. Who is already sick and pale with grief that thou, her maid, art far more fair than she. Be not her maid since she is envious. Her vestal livery is but sick and green, and none but fools do wear it. Cast it off. It is my lady. O, it is my love!

Juliet: O Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

 Romeo: Huh? What was that?

*Romeo gets up and walks to the bushes*

Juliet: *Aside* Oh no! He heard me! What should I do now?

 *Romeo pushes aside the bush and finds Juliet*

Romeo: *Shocked* It's you!

Juliet: *Meekly* Yes.

Romeo: What are you doing here?

Juliet: I was through the garden when I heard you reading. You have such a lovely voice. I love it when you read

Romeo: You love my voice?

Juliet: Yes my darling!

Romeo: Uh..... that wall over there has cracks right?

Juliet: Oh yeah. Let's move.

*Romeo and Juliet run to a garden bench and sit down*

Juliet: I have so much to tell you!

Romeo: Really? Me too!

Romeo & Juliet: You first!

*Both blush*

Juliet: I have loved you for the first time I saw you.

Romeo: *Shocked* Really? Because I loved since I first saw you too!

Juliet: Wow! I'm so glad you feel that way!

Romeo: Great maybe we should get together sometime.

*Juliet's face turns pale*

Romeo: What's wrong?

Juliet: My father doesn't want me near you. I'm not even supposed to be here.

Romeo: You're banned too?

Juliet: You mean you've been banned from me as well?

Romeo & Juliet: Yes.

Juliet: It looks like were in the same boat. *Aside* Like Romeo and Juliet from Will Shakespeare

Romeo: Did you say we're like Romeo and Juliet?

Juliet: Yeah.

Romeo: Like Romeo and Juliet, a? Our fathers hate each other.

Juliet: If only there was a way to bring peace.

Romeo: I know.

Juliet: I've got it!

Romeo: Got what?

 Juliet: What if I was kidnapped and you came to my rescue. Yeah!

 Romeo: Then your father would accept us to be together.

Juliet: Yes. But it won't happen.

Romeo: I know.

Lord Capulet: Juliet! What are you?

Juliet: *Gasp* That's my dad! I've got to go!

 Romeo: But when can I see you again?

Juliet: *Turns* Tomorrow night!

Romeo: Okay! Bye.

*Juliet runs away*

Lord Montague: Romeo! Get over here now!

 Romeo: Yes, father!

*Romeo gets up and runs away*

*Act two: In the front of Capulet's yard. Lord Montague and Lord Capulet meet up*

Lord Montague: Hello old friend!

Lord Capulet: Hello old friend!

Lord Montague: It's looks like our plan is working.

Lord Capulet: To pretend to be in feud and have our kids to fall in love. Such a perfect plan

Lord Montague: But how are we going to unite them together?

Lord Capulet: I've got it!

Lord Montague: Okay, how do we do it?

Lord Capulet: Remember how Juliet was talking about the kidnapping plan?

 Lord Montague: Yes, why?

Lord Capulet: Let's try that. I'll just hire someone to pretend to kidnap my daughter, which will lead your son to rescue her, and this hatred will be gone.

Lord Montague: Oooo! That's brilliant!

Lord Capulet: Shhh! I hear Juliet coming. Quick, let's start fighting.

Lord Montague: Okay. SHUT UP JERK!!!!!

Lord Capulet: Go eat garbage scumbag!!!

Juliet: Dad stop!!!!!!

Lord Capulet: Coming dear!

*Lord Montague runs into his house Juliet runs over to her father*

Juliet: What was going on dad?

Lord Capulet: That jerk came on our lawn and I had to give a piece of my mind.

Juliet: Dad! Your feud is getting embarrassing! When will you two stop?

Lord Capulet: I don't know dear. I don't know.

*Act three: In the outer part of Capulet's garden. Juliet is waiting for Romeo when a strange man appears*

Juliet: Who are you?

Kidnapper: I have come to take you away.

Juliet: Huh?

*Romeo is walking along when he hears a scream*

Romeo: That sound like my Juliet. *Gasp* She's in trouble! Hold on baby! I'm coming!

*Romeo runs to the garden to find a strange man grabbing and dragging his Juliet away*

Romeo: Hey! What are you doing to my lady?!?

*Romeo runs over to the man and grabs him. The two get into a fight. Juliet watches in horror. Romeo wins. Juliet hugs him. Lord Capulet and Lord Montague rush out to the garden*

Lord Montague: What's going on here?

Romeo: Some guy was going to kidnap your daughter and I saved her.

Lord Capulet: Lord Montague, your brat did that?!?

Juliet: Yes dad!

Lord Capulet: My daughter is okay! My hatred is gone!

Romeo: My darling! We must be dreaming!

Lord Montague: Let our children be united!

Kidnapper: *Taps Lord Capulet on the shoulder* Psst!

Lord Capulet: *Whispers* Yes?

Kidnapper: *Whispers* Here's your bill

*Organ music*