TV Jetlag

Welcome to Time Warner Airlines

Fasten your seat belts

You are in for a wild ride

First step,

Las Vegas

Land of gambling, craziness, and loose women

There is crime and murder here

But don’t worry,

Grissom and his team will solve the case

So, you’ll be fine!

Next stop is Miami

Sun, beach, and clubbing

There is more crime and murder here as well

Horatio and his crew on the case

Now,

Onward to New York

Theater, shopping, and parties here

More crime and murder

That’s what Mac and company are there for

To keep one safe

Tired of America soil?

Board the plane across the pond

Welcome to England

More liberal here there their children in the U S of A

Here,

You can go shopping at Grace Brothers Department store

Visit some old friends in Bayview

Spend the night in Hotel Babylon

(If you can afford it)

Visit the hard-working and goofy workers of Wernham-Hogg

Live posh in Grantleigh

Enjoy the English country side with Clegg, Compo, and their friends

Visit London with George and Janet

Listen to Steve, Jane, Susan, Sally, Geoff, and Patrick talk about the dating world

Finally,

You come to beautiful Japan

You can protect Myu and run from Lucy here

Tour the Spirit World

Oh, yeah

You get to see a museum

Or detour in another country

Or any other place in the three main destinations

Whatever you like!

Enjoy your flight!