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Fractured Fairy Tale
The Forth Little Pig
Really, really soon in a town close by…There were 4 little pigs and one scary wolf. Each little pig had its own little house, well not one. The first little pig’s house was made of straw, and the second pig’s house was a cheap cardboard box. The third pig’s house was a mobile home, and the fourth pig’s house was all the way at the top of a really big building.
When the wolf came to the first pigs house it blew over just as he took a breath. Soon after he came upon the second pig’s house, he didn’t even bother to blow it over, because he was to poor. He would actually be doing him a favor if he blew his house over, if you wanna call it a house. Then when he got to the third little pig’s house he was laughing so hard at how ugly the house was, he blew it over with the wind from his laughter.
When he arrived at the forth little pig’s house, he tried to blow it over but it was too high. So he went to rent a helicopter to reach the room. One the way to his house he ran into a coyote selling dynamites on sale, so he bought them. Finally he got there, and on second try he started to fly. He flew all the way up to the room and put the dynamites in the window, and blew it up. He thought he was a safe distance away, but he was wrong, so his helicopter blew up and he crashed into the ground.
He passed out for a while, and when he awoke he saw the pig walk into the building saying “Hello Mr. Wolf.”
