Reasons Ella is not in the pictures.
Some Pictures and Shit
Our Room is SOOO Hot. Especially when I flick people off in it.
Wow, there's a pair of classy ladies!
This is pre-sexy Mike, Andi and Annika. Just sitting on Ella's bed. Who knows what's to come.
Sometimes, we like to look at our spoons. Especially while eating pasta on the floor of Andrews kitchen.
I swear this is the best picture on here. Look at it even if you don't look at any others. Mike and Kyla are looking so beautiful, you will cry. Plus, the picture scanned crooked which is what we like to call "artsy."
The moment you've all been waiting for: Annika and Kyla. Together at last, and on Tamar's Bed. One night only.
So, remember when we used to study outside because it was warm? That never worked for me because I was always writing these poems that were like "Golden sun. Happy, golden, sun, full of streaming light. My soul is warm with happy, golden, sunlight." Anyway, hopefully Cammy and Kyla had better luck with it. Here we are.
Mike, Andi and Annika were instructed to "look sexy." This is what they did. Wow.
This is Toby, who we all love. She is standing in front of Titsworth, who we love more. (Sorry Toby.) God, isn't Titsworth the hottest fucking dorm you've ever seen?
yay for roommies!!!!
apparently, this is what het sex looks like.
there's kyla. and ella. and cammy. all on a bed, sitting. (that's what we do around here, in case you haven't noticed.)
so, this one day, cammy went all crazy and she was in the tub in all her clothes and like...singing really loud and shit. we were a little concerned about her. but isn't this a cute picture?
this is a really cute picture, so we decided to put it in even though ally is not technically "one of us." she's still cute. and it was thanksgiving.
THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER TAKEN!!!
poop.
cammy is biting ella's shoulder. and I'm there too.
remember how I said we sit on beds a lot? Yup. (me, andi and ella)
everyone is falling! in the snow! snow! snow! snow!
Fran is so fancy. and I am so happy. happy, happy, happy.
Fran always looks the same. that's why we love her. Here she is with Ella.
I'm playing in the snow. Yeah, I am.
whoa dere. I know we're all hot, but when I look at this picture I realize Andi and Annika and Cammy are really hot. Except that Annika looks kind of cracked out. But doesn't that just add to it, in a way? (That crackwhore way?)
Mike and Cammy are sluts.
Ella is a librarian. We like to think of her as the slutty librarian of our dreams. Cammy sleeps unaware in the background.
It was COLD. We were waiting for tickets. Here are Annika and Cammy, the bold troopers that they are. (In the end, we saw Les Miserables. Don't you judge, we had a grand old time.)
Same time, same place, same situation, except this time it's me and Cammy. Cammy is chewing my drawstring. Who knew.
The same picture with Cammy cut out. Why? BECAUSE I ARTSILY HATE HER!!!!!!!
It was a nice day, but me and Annika look cold. There were steel drum players! (Unfortunately they are not pictured.)
Kyla always looks skeptical in pictures.
Cammy is in bed. Ohhh, yeah she is. You know it.
Andi and Annika are in bed. (This is way cute of Andi, in my opinion.)
Cammy and I are kissing Ella. This is the most action Ella has seen in months. That is why she looks so happy.
Katelyn and Cammy. They are cute, yes? Yes. Glad we could agree on that.
Ella and Mike. (Let me tell you this picture was the center of a HUGE CONTROVERSY. I didn't think it was worth posting. Ella argued fiercely otherwise.)
I love 'em, but Ella and Annika be some drunken fools in this picture. Since it was the Coming Out Dance, everyone had an excuse.
Back to the Office Boss, this time with only one of her sluts. A splendid blend of the vacant and the devilish looking.
Ella in the radiant first bloom of the evening. (She's with Corey, who wouldn't be smiling?)
Me before the dance, looking pretty slutty and also, apparently puppy-like. (Not too mention dykey. (You so dykey, maybe one day you grow up to be P.E. teacher!))
Oh, fanc-ee Fran, our high-class whore.
Ella and Cammy, before, or after, who even knows the difference.
Mike is totally licking my breast! Well, not totally, but mostly. This was pretty exciting for me, because I'm secretly in love with him.
Dance on, Ella, dance with your tongue out like a demon.
A sweet and relatively subdued Andi and Ella.
Mike and Annika look like brother and sister straight off some trashy, trashy sitcom. (We are trashy, trashy ladies. (And a trashy, trashy gentleman.))
