FAQS
(Frequently Asked Questions)
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Why did you write this?
I was really bored.
How did you come up with it?
I wrote the first thing that came into my head.
Is "Toaster Oven" a poem or a song?
Well, it was going to be a song, but I was too lazy and decided to call it a "tuneless song" or a "non-rhyming poem".
What are pointe shoes?
Pointe (point) shoes are ballet shoes that are built for going up on the toes.
What's the deal with All Your Base (line 39)?
If you didn't click on the link yet, All Your Base is the world's latest phenomenon. A Japanese video game had some kind of intro translated into very bad English, resulting in phrases like "All your base are belong to us". Some very cool idiots like me made a video of all the various places that phrase has been seen (airplanes, McDonald's signs, boxes of cigarettes...). Very awesome.
Is some of this meant to be offensive?
No way!! Utah is not really disturbing, but it is a really cool word to say. U-TAH!!!
Do you have tentacles?
No...do you?
Is OJ Simpson really dead?
No, Kid Rock didn't kill him!
Are you on drugs???
No, actually, I'm not.
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