There's something living in my refrigerator
I see it's bubbles in my tomatoe soup
I'm afraid to eat it
What if it will crawl up again?
This monster talks to me late at night
He says, "Eat me! Eat me!"
For some reason, it doesn't stop til I sleep
I have yet to find out why this is
But I'm determined to know
This thing fogs up my chicken
And puches holes in my jello
It makes rumbling noises
Which reminds me of my stomach
Ugh, I think my fridge threw up
Because there are things
I'm sure I've never eaten
Spilling over shelves and into my lap
Help!!!
There's something my refrigerator
And I need to get it out!