Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
a mouth full of razor teeth.
He's holding a spiked chain ball
ready for his first killing spree.

As the moon fell down he crawled around,
excited as he found the girl Alice.

"The question is," Alice sang.
"Can you make a word a different thing?"
"The question is," answered Humpty.
"Should I kill you now or wait till three?

As the girl pondered and thought
Humpty began his onslaught
of horror and terror as he sliced off her head.
Oh my gosh and my goodness...
the bitch is dead.

And now Humpty scares me.

He's mad as they get.
Oh he's mad you bet.
With a skull as a mask
hiding under your bed.

Ask the time and know the future.
But ask the future and you'll be butchered.
His laugh echoes througout the night.
His laugh fills my heart full of fright.

He's mad as they get.
Oh he's mad you bet.
The Mad Hatter's mad again...
but don't forget about the Chesire's grin.

Get him mad and you'll be butchered.
Oh and you know what will happen if you ask the future.

"The future," pondered Alice, "I need to know."
"Your blood," whispered the Hatter, "Let it flow."
As Alice's body was torn in two...
it reminds me of just how few
out time is.

And now the Mad Hatter scares me.

Oh don't forget the Chesire's smile.
He'll tear your soul apart my child.

Off with her head!
The Queen madly yelled.
Off with her head!
And it was expeled...
fourty thousand miles across the sky.

"I'm late!" screamed the Rabbit.
"For a very important date!"
"No time to say hello...Goodbye!"
"I'm late I'm late I'M LATE!"

Off with her head my lovely child.
Don't forget about the Chesire's smile.
The Mad Hatter's mad again.
Humpty's back on the wall.
And Alice?
She's six feet under.

And now Wonderland scares me.