Baby One More Time Review

Ahhh, where do I begin? Let's start with the concept:A slutty school girl running around her school singing and dancing. Who the hell runs around their school singing and dancing in a whore outfit? Well, Britney apparently. I am surprised she wasn't holding a sign that says "$5, 5 hours". See, that would be sexual, which Britney would never do! My ass she doesn't do that. The beginning:Her class is sitting there doing nothing waiting for the bell to ring as Britney molests her pencil. Ok...my class does not do that. I have never heard of a class that does that. So, the bell rings and she goes out and starts dancing and singing in the middle of the hall. Britney is in a little whore outfit, with pink foofie things in her hair, which I think were at one point living. Britney, just cover up your damn stomach! It is not that hard to not tie it up, and plus, nobody has any interest in seeing your stomach jiggle like a jello mold. So she runs (ahhhhhh my eyes) outside and starts dancing and singing out there. She is wearing a pink sports bra and white rip aways. Eeeeek, my eyes again. Well, she IS wearing a bra, but you are supposed to wear some piece of clothing OVER your bra, not to mention this was at this time that she was flat, so whatever. After she did that walkover thing, what is up with the gay guys touching her stomach? Is that supposed cover it so that we cannot see it jiggle as she walks backwords? Well, if so...thanks..for...the thought, I guess...AND THE DUCK DANCE! When she does that waddling duck dance thing, that is HILARIOUS! After she does the quack thang, she goes into the gym, and starts singing sexually to her COUSIN! Now, I dunno about in "kentwood", but in the rest of America, we call that incest, and it is just plain ol nasty. What's up wit da messed up hair? Brushes only cost about a buck ya know. Take some of the money you make from being a wench and use it to buy a brush. Then the bell rings, and she runs again (ahhhhhhh help) and goes back to the classroom, God knows why, and starts molesting her pencil again. Overall, the video SUCKED.